chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Jan 27, 2015 19:41:36 GMT -5
He hasn't put out an album since 1993 but has still been breaking records touring with sell-out stadium shows worldwide.
So, why not give him a run (no matter how brief) with the TNA championship?
RESTRICTIONS: Minimum of three months as a presence on the television program (shows can be pre-taped or his appearances can even be via satellite) and while you can license as many songs as you want from his 80s/90s output, you only get a maximum of two (2) songs from his 70s output to use on their broadcasts. And you have to use the TNA roster as of January 27th, 2015.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 27, 2015 19:43:37 GMT -5
One thing's for sure, he'd be the master of the inferno match.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jan 28, 2015 4:36:34 GMT -5
One thing's for sure, he'd be the master of the inferno match. He didn't start the fire, Ryan did.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Jan 28, 2015 12:37:44 GMT -5
Why three months, if you don't mind me asking?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 28, 2015 12:52:43 GMT -5
It's revealed that he's the higher power of James Storms' cult.
Have it be built up for months....
Have storm saying he's going to win the title and give it to the true leader of the group... After moving up the ranks he fails to capture it the first time... he says he has a new plan... and this time he wins the number one contendership and gifts that to him... say he'll reveal himself hte next week... have a big ceremony and then BAM Piano man! Piano man easily defeats the champion with no effort... and retires as world champion.
TNA may or may not close forever immediately afterwards.
edit: holy shit.. after I wrote this out "Pressure" by Billy Joel just came on the radio... he really is the higher power! HE KNOWS!
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 28, 2015 13:23:27 GMT -5
He shows up LIVE VIA SATELLITE (obviously taped) and stares menacingly at the Champ. This is never mentioned again.
3 Months later he shows up out of the blue and Dixie hands him the title for no real reason.
3 days later Billy Joel walks out on his contract because TNA's check bounced.
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Post by Main Eventer on Jan 28, 2015 13:36:55 GMT -5
Billy Joel debuts beating Robbie E.
2 weeks later he turns heel and joins the BDC.
2 weeks later he turns face a gets beaten up by the BDC.
15 minutes later he beats Bobby Lashley for the TNA Title.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Jan 28, 2015 15:24:34 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley and MVP are coming out for a match and they show Alexa Ray Joel in the crowd, she boos Lashley and MVP walks over to her and slaps her. at a concert that night Billy Joel is informed of this and announces to the crowd that next week hes going to be on TV, because some asshole put his hands on his daughter and he cant have that happen!
Billy Joel comes out to start the show and says he wont leave the ring until MVP comes out saying that since MVP slapped his daughter hes gonna kick his ass. MVP comes out and says that Alexa deserves it due to her awful cover of "just the way you are" and her attempts to get into music. Billy gets mad and storms the stage, but security comes out to stop him. MVP says "if you wanna beat me down, your gonna have prove your worthy of it" MVP announced that in two weeks Billy Joel will take on Robbie E, if Billy wins, he faces MVP.
a video showing Billy training for the match while "my life" plays during it.
Billy faces Robbie E and wins via a DDT renamed "the new york state of mind" MVP comes out and applauds and says that Billy can face him at the next PPV...however its going to be Alexa Ray Joel vs Kong, if Alexa wins then Billy gets to choose the match type, of Kong wins MVP chooses.
on impact, Alexa faces Kong, the match ends in a DQ after Billy Joel hits Kong with a chair and shouts in the mic "bring your f***ing match, i dont give a damn im kicking your ass" MVP comes out and says the match will be a special referee match with Barry Manilow as his hand picked ref, and Barry has decided that Billy must be handcuffed during the match!
Interview next week with Manilow and MVP, Barry says that Billy Joel took away most of his fans with his rock n' roll version of piano driven music and that he despises him for it. Billy via satellite says that Barry can say what he wants, that Barry was no good to begin with and the only reason why he took his fans is because they finally heard what real music sounds like!
at the PPV its Billy Joel vs MVP with Barry Manilow as the special guest ref, Billy is handcuffed, MVP starts throwing punches, but Billy starts charging at him like a rhino, and throws kicks, MVP puts him in a headlock, but Barry takes out some piano string and chokes MVP with it. Billy gets out of the cuffs and hits the ddt for the win. Billy gets on the mic and goes "us piano players ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER!!!"
on Impact Dixie announces at bound for glory it will be Billy Joel versus Bobby Lashley for the TNA world title. and that Barry Manilow is banned for the building!
various videos of Billy working out getting ready for the match while "we didnt start the fire" plays.
on Impact before bound for glory Dixie comes out and says tonight Billy Joel will have a warm up match vs Eric Young! the match ends after a minute when Billy after hitting a clothes line, looks at Eric Young and goes "nah, hes a good kid, I cant beat him, its Lashley i need to focus on" and walks out of the ring giving Eric Young the victory via count out.
at Bound For Glory, Lashley enters with MVP, Billy Joel comes out but hes not alone...Alexa Ray Joel is there with him and she brought along Tony Bennett! the match goes on for 10 minutes with plenty of cheating from both sides, when MVP smacks Tony Bennett and Alexa starts brawling with MVP. this distracts the ref, as Lashley is about to his a clothesline, suddenly "benny and the jets" starts to play in the arena, its Elton John!!! Elton is here with a bedazzled chair, he smacks Lashley with it several times. and does a double chokeslam with Billy Joel to Lashley, Billy covers Lashley and wins the TNA World Championship, while "Matter of Trust" blares in the arena, Billy, Elton, Tony Bennett and Alexa Ray Joel all celebrate!!
....meanwhile on WWE Raw....Paul McCartney beats Roman Reigns to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship with help from Ringo, Dahni Harrison, and Sean Lennon who betrayed Yoko and revealed a "wings" t-shirt undear his Plastic Yoko Band shirt.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Jan 28, 2015 18:09:45 GMT -5
Why three months, if you don't mind me asking? That's how long before he fires his manager.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Jan 28, 2015 18:25:23 GMT -5
I read this as "Billy Joel to book TNA" and thought, "Well, he can't do worse than the current team."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2015 19:01:15 GMT -5
Finishing move=New York State of Mind which is just a sucker punch to the head.
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Post by Macho Pichu on Jan 28, 2015 19:05:04 GMT -5
He wins the belt in a piano match. Don't ask me what the rules are. Even the referee doesn't know.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 28, 2015 19:49:01 GMT -5
His finisher is a Go to Sleep Variant where he Irish whips em into the ropes first.
"Look Taz, he's got his opponent set up for the River of Dreams!"
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 28, 2015 21:00:04 GMT -5
Finishing move=New York State of Mind which is just a sucker punch to the head. And h starts the new heel stable: The Jersey Boys.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jan 28, 2015 21:17:52 GMT -5
.... Why Billy Joel if I may ask you?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 28, 2015 21:45:45 GMT -5
5 moves of doom:
1. 52nd Street Slam 2. Always a Woman elbow 3. Uptown knee lift 4. The Nylon Curtain Sleeper 5. Piano Man Hurricanrana
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 29, 2015 5:26:02 GMT -5
At the start of a taping at Manhattan Center a car comes crashing through a wall, out comes Billy Joel who amid the confusion, grabs the belt and says
"I'm keeping this. This shit's mine now"
We never see him again
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Post by Chip Chipperson on Jan 29, 2015 5:52:24 GMT -5
Bobby Lashley and MVP are coming out for a match and they show Alexa Ray Joel in the crowd, she boos Lashley and MVP walks over to her and slaps her. at a concert that night Billy Joel is informed of this and announces to the crowd that next week hes going to be on TV, because some asshole put his hands on his daughter and he cant have that happen! Billy Joel comes out to start the show and says he wont leave the ring until MVP comes out saying that since MVP slapped his daughter hes gonna kick his ass. MVP comes out and says that Alexa deserves it due to her awful cover of "just the way you are" and her attempts to get into music. Billy gets mad and storms the stage, but security comes out to stop him. MVP says "if you wanna beat me down, your gonna have prove your worthy of it" MVP announced that in two weeks Billy Joel will take on Robbie E, if Billy wins, he faces MVP. a video showing Billy training for the match while "my life" plays during it. Billy faces Robbie E and wins via a DDT renamed "the new york state of mind" MVP comes out and applauds and says that Billy can face him at the next PPV...however its going to be Alexa Ray Joel vs Kong, if Alexa wins then Billy gets to choose the match type, of Kong wins MVP chooses. on impact, Alexa faces Kong, the match ends in a DQ after Billy Joel hits Kong with a chair and shouts in the mic "bring your f***ing match, i dont give a damn im kicking your ass" MVP comes out and says the match will be a special referee match with Barry Manilow as his hand picked ref, and Barry has decided that Billy must be handcuffed during the match! Interview next week with Manilow and MVP, Barry says that Billy Joel took away most of his fans with his rock n' roll version of piano driven music and that he despises him for it. Billy via satellite says that Barry can say what he wants, that Barry was no good to begin with and the only reason why he took his fans is because they finally heard what real music sounds like! at the PPV its Billy Joel vs MVP with Barry Manilow as the special guest ref, Billy is handcuffed, MVP starts throwing punches, but Billy starts charging at him like a rhino, and throws kicks, MVP puts him in a headlock, but Barry takes out some piano string and chokes MVP with it. Billy gets out of the cuffs and hits the ddt for the win. Billy gets on the mic and goes "us piano players ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER!!!" on Impact Dixie announces at bound for glory it will be Billy Joel versus Bobby Lashley for the TNA world title. and that Barry Manilow is banned for the building! various videos of Billy working out getting ready for the match while "we didnt start the fire" plays. on Impact before bound for glory Dixie comes out and says tonight Billy Joel will have a warm up match vs Eric Young! the match ends after a minute when Billy after hitting a clothes line, looks at Eric Young and goes "nah, hes a good kid, I cant beat him, its Lashley i need to focus on" and walks out of the ring giving Eric Young the victory via count out. at Bound For Glory, Lashley enters with MVP, Billy Joel comes out but hes not alone...Alexa Ray Joel is there with him and she brought along Tony Bennett! the match goes on for 10 minutes with plenty of cheating from both sides, when MVP smacks Tony Bennett and Alexa starts brawling with MVP. this distracts the ref, as Lashley is about to his a clothesline, suddenly "benny and the jets" starts to play in the arena, its Elton John!!! Elton is here with a bedazzled chair, he smacks Lashley with it several times. and does a double chokeslam with Billy Joel to Lashley, Billy covers Lashley and wins the TNA World Championship, while "Matter of Trust" blares in the arena, Billy, Elton, Tony Bennett and Alexa Ray Joel all celebrate!! ....meanwhile on WWE Raw....Paul McCartney beats Roman Reigns to win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship with help from Ringo, Dahni Harrison, and Sean Lennon who betrayed Yoko and revealed a "wings" t-shirt undear his Plastic Yoko Band shirt. Still better than anything TNA did in 2014.
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Post by froggyfrog on Jan 29, 2015 14:42:11 GMT -5
Dixie: "So you wanna be a Big Shot?"
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Jan 29, 2015 15:53:42 GMT -5
.... Why Billy Joel if I may ask you? Bob Seger is too good for TNA
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