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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 29, 2015 15:58:00 GMT -5
Dodger (from Oliver & Company) gimmick or no buys.
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 29, 2015 15:58:14 GMT -5
Josh Matthews: Taz, we've been handed a report that singer-songwriter Billy Joel took on Diesel down in Montauk yesterday and is now the #1 contender for the TNA World Heavyweight Title.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 29, 2015 17:35:43 GMT -5
Dodger (from Oliver & Company) gimmick or no buys. Comes out to the ring with "Why Should I Worry?" playing |
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 29, 2015 17:51:16 GMT -5
5 moves of doom: 1. 52nd Street Slam 2. Always a Woman elbow 3. Uptown knee lift 4. The Nylon Curtain Sleeper 5. Piano Man Hurricanrana Setting up for the Heart Attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack Punch |
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 29, 2015 18:23:10 GMT -5
5 moves of doom: 1. 52nd Street Slam 2. Always a Woman elbow 3. Uptown knee lift 4. The Nylon Curtain Sleeper 5. Piano Man Hurricanrana Setting up for the Heart Attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack Punch You won't recover For the Longest Time. |
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 29, 2015 18:50:44 GMT -5
Here are some lines from his promos:
You may be the champ, but you're always a loser to me!
Now Bobby's a multi-sport athlete...with a title he barely defends.
But if I get a shot, then he'll finally get caught, and his reign as a champion will end!
Oh! La la la de de da, la la lade da da dum!
Well, you had to be a big shot, didn't you, had to open up your mouth!
When I face you in the ring tonight. There's no chance for you to win the fight.
Not much you can do. I'm going to decimate you! I've tried to fight you for the longest time!
Okay, I'm done. Sorry, everyone.
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 30, 2015 12:36:26 GMT -5
We're missing the hardcore "Don't Know Why I Go to Extreme Rules" match.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 30, 2015 13:45:37 GMT -5
What's Will Joe doing in the Impact Zone???
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jan 31, 2015 2:50:58 GMT -5
Billy Joel sells out MSG, TNA is having trouble with Hammerstein.
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on Feb 3, 2015 21:54:27 GMT -5
Billy Joel sells out MSG, TNA is having trouble with Hammerstein. Billy Joel headlining on his own {Spoiler}  Billy Joel headlining in TNA {Spoiler}  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2015 22:01:37 GMT -5
The same as JJ's Reign of Terror but with piano shots instead of guitar shots.
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Feb 3, 2015 22:20:12 GMT -5
Billy Joel sells out MSG, TNA is having trouble with Hammerstein. Billy Joel headlining on his own Billy Joel headlining in TNA To be fair, that last picture is in Coney Island, and the only 3 legitimate reasons to go to Coney Island are Nathan's hot dogs, a HS make-out session on the giant Ferris Wheel, and crack. |
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Feb 3, 2015 23:31:32 GMT -5
Is this some evil scheme to set up a David Arquette vs Billy Joel feud?
That sounds... actually I'd watch that. The wrestling would be horrendous, but it would be a spectacle.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Feb 4, 2015 21:06:45 GMT -5
Billy Joel headlining on his own {Spoiler}{Spoiler} Billy Joel headlining in TNA {Spoiler}{Spoiler} To be fair, that last picture is in Coney Island, and the only 3 legitimate reasons to go to Coney Island are Nathan's hot dogs, a HS make-out session on the giant Ferris Wheel, and crack. I know a really good pizza place in the area. |
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Feb 4, 2015 21:47:27 GMT -5
To be fair, that last picture is in Coney Island, and the only 3 legitimate reasons to go to Coney Island are Nathan's hot dogs, a HS make-out session on the giant Ferris Wheel, and crack. I know a really good pizza place in the area. 4 reasons, L&B is a national treasure. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 5, 2015 12:43:20 GMT -5
Billy Joel headlining on his own {Spoiler}{Spoiler} Billy Joel headlining in TNA {Spoiler}{Spoiler} To be fair, that last picture is in Coney Island, and the only 3 legitimate reasons to go to Coney Island are Nathan's hot dogs, a HS make-out session on the giant Ferris Wheel, and crack. So that's how those hot dog eating contestants do it. |
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 5, 2015 14:16:20 GMT -5
5 moves of doom: 1. 52nd Street Slam 2. Always a Woman elbow 3. Uptown knee lift 4. The Nylon Curtain Sleeper 5. Piano Man Hurricanrana Setting up for the Heart Attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack Punch I don't get why no one blocks it. They ought to know by now. |
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Feb 5, 2015 15:34:44 GMT -5
As a hardcore Billy Joel fan, this thread pleases me.
I shall now work on my BJ puns...
...wait...
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