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Post by Chip Chipperson on Jan 29, 2015 9:11:46 GMT -5
We signed former Hardcore Champion Pete Gas Of course they would promote him as a "Former WWE Champion" and claim he was a huge acquisition. Fans would be expecting to get Alberto Del Rio or CM Punk and Pete Gas would wander out to crickets. Would be a moment I'd watch forever.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 29, 2015 9:13:09 GMT -5
We signed former Hardcore Champion Pete Gas Of course they would promote him as a "Former WWE Champion" and claim he was a huge acquisition. Fans would be expecting to get Alberto Del Rio or CM Punk and Pete Gas would wander out to crickets. Would be a moment I'd watch forever. It would be worth it for all 6 of us that would go crazy marking out over Pete Gas
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 29, 2015 9:28:24 GMT -5
Dixie... every 3 months or so you announce a big surprise...
Do you remember the last time the surprise lived up to the hype you gave it?
It was Kurt Angle and that was in 2006... almost 9 f***ing years ago.
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Post by James Fabiano on Jan 29, 2015 9:32:11 GMT -5
What's Mac Drew doing in the Impact Zone? Or Drew Carter the 11th?
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Post by lionheart21 on Jan 29, 2015 10:13:05 GMT -5
What's Mac Drew doing in the Impact Zone? Or Drew Carter the 11th? "I dunno Josh, but Taryn really seems to be beating the hell outta him right now for some reason."
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Post by AtomSmasher on Jan 29, 2015 13:46:41 GMT -5
"Big Daddy's top hat-on-a-pole match"?
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Post by Sam Punk on Jan 29, 2015 14:24:34 GMT -5
Dixie's full of surprises!!
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Post by Gecko on Jan 29, 2015 14:26:12 GMT -5
Dixie's full of surprises!! She's full of something, but I don't think it's surprises.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 29, 2015 15:02:21 GMT -5
The big surprise is Mason Ryan who is called Big Dave. This....I think the FAN Boards would explode with hyper-active markdom.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Jan 29, 2015 15:17:21 GMT -5
Well he is the People's choice also would be funny if they hire Mason Ryan after supposedly cutting Rob Terry
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2015 15:26:02 GMT -5
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Jan 29, 2015 17:51:55 GMT -5
drew will come out with a top hat and monocle and be called sir prize
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2015 19:19:58 GMT -5
We signed former Hardcore Champion Pete Gas Of course they would promote him as a "Former WWE Champion" and claim he was a huge acquisition. Fans would be expecting to get Alberto Del Rio or CM Punk and Pete Gas would wander out to crickets. Would be a moment I'd watch forever. I wouldn't be surprised if Alberto Del Rio went to TNA and they treated it like the hugest signing ever.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 29, 2015 19:55:25 GMT -5
We signed former Hardcore Champion Pete Gas Of course they would promote him as a "Former WWE Champion" and claim he was a huge acquisition. Fans would be expecting to get Alberto Del Rio or CM Punk and Pete Gas would come out to a huge pop. Would be a moment I'd watch forever. FTFY
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 29, 2015 20:58:53 GMT -5
You'd think they'd have learned by now that surprises don't equal butts in seats and ratings, but nooooooo... How hard is it to promote something concrete instead of nebulous and sure-to-disappoint surprises? Dixie is a lady who has a tendency to go for the two in the bush. So much so, I'm surprised she hasn't introduced the "One in the hand//Two in the bush" match in which someone who has already won a guaranteed title shot is given the option of keeping that title shot or putting their one title shot on the line in a triple threat match for a chance for two guaranteed title shots (and the other two competitors are mysteries right until match time). Although, I guess in a way "Option C" is already "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" situation.
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Post by Rave on Jan 29, 2015 23:17:21 GMT -5
You'd think they'd have learned by now that surprises don't equal butts in seats and ratings, but nooooooo... How hard is it to promote something concrete instead of nebulous and sure-to-disappoint surprises? Dixie is a lady who has a tendency to go for the two in the bush. So much so, I'm surprised she hasn't introduced the "One in the hand//Two in the bush" match in which someone who has already won a guaranteed title shot is given the option of keeping that title shot or putting their one title shot on the line in a triple threat match for a chance for two guaranteed title shots (and the other two competitors are mysteries right until match time). Although, I guess in a way "Option C" is already "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" situation. Is that you, Vince Russo?
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 30, 2015 1:37:50 GMT -5
She just never learns, does she?
If she's not lying and this is to set up, I dunno, a 20 minute Low Ki vs. a visiting Naomichi Marufuji match, then fine, but I hate any time she tries this stupidity.
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Post by Dang! on Jan 30, 2015 13:26:36 GMT -5
Did I mention we have some very cool surprises on the #UKTour?? Don't miss these @destamerica @challengetv tapings...or you will miss out! So, seems we might be getting Drew McIntyre on the UK tour if I was to hazard a guess at who it is. If it's Drew Galloway I want THIS Drew Galloway! www.youtube.com/watch?v=40X25mICaIE
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Post by ededdneddy on Jan 31, 2015 18:21:09 GMT -5
They already spoiled their own surprise by showing video footage and postings about Drew being their newest addition to the roster
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Feb 9, 2015 8:13:36 GMT -5
Dixie... every 3 months or so you announce a big surprise... Do you remember the last time the surprise lived up to the hype you gave it? It was Kurt Angle and that was in 2006... almost 9 f***ing years ago. f***, Angle's been in TNA longer than he was in WWE at this point hasn't he? Jesus.
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