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Post by Mid-Carder on Jan 31, 2015 14:38:50 GMT -5
I've been liking him lately. He's like if you thought I sucked get a load of Reigns. He should literally say these exact words
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jan 31, 2015 14:56:29 GMT -5
Does this mean Edge=Nas then? Him and Cena had fierce beef for years before finally squashing it. When did Cena sleep with Beth Phoenix?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 15:19:16 GMT -5
Won't anyone think of the sluts?
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Jan 31, 2015 15:31:15 GMT -5
Cena slut-shamed Rusev too, so he was keeping it fair. He's "69 and ho", didn't make a lot of sense, but vintage Cena.
I do agree Cena being the underdog when he wins 99.9% of the time didn't make sense, so it is better to present him this way.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jan 31, 2015 16:06:36 GMT -5
"Cena's the one. He revolves around the universe like the sun."
"Ce-Naaa! What's his muthaf***in name? Ce-Naaa! And who's he ridin for huh? The Ce-Natiooon! Haters better get it right! Hoes better get it right!"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 16:40:32 GMT -5
I've been liking him lately. He's like if you thought I sucked get a load of Reigns. He should literally say these exact words It would be amazing, after all these years, Cena finally gets close to 100% crowd support by hating on a new version of himself.
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Post by sonofblaine on Jan 31, 2015 16:49:28 GMT -5
Ironically, Lana shows more devotion and loyalty to Putin, Rusev and Russia than Cena ever has to his supposed friends and allies. Or wife. And he slings the the "Ho" tag around?
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Post by 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger on Jan 31, 2015 17:04:23 GMT -5
He should literally say these exact words It would be amazing, after all these years, Cena finally gets close to 100% crowd support by hating on a new version of himself. Yeah yeah you think Superman is boring. Atleast he's not that Lightning Superman shit.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 1, 2015 7:45:49 GMT -5
Didn't see the full promo so didn't see the "ho" bit. But from that clip that's a damn good promo by Cena, such a nice change from what we'e seen for most of the past 10 years.
Also, that promo weirdly gave me an Apollo Creed vibe, as in- it made me think Rusev might get the win, they might figure Cena's on his last legs. Plus the RR preshow said something about "If Rusev is Drago there's gonna be an Apollo Creed". But maybe that's wishful thinking when he's much more likely to be the Rocky.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2015 9:31:35 GMT -5
Man, if Cena doesn't start his next promo with "Allow me to reintroduce myself...", WWE can EAD. Hell he should just change his theme to Public Service Announcement. He'd have the best theme in WWE by a mile.
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Post by What? on Feb 1, 2015 9:53:02 GMT -5
I feel old as the terminology in this thread flew right over my head Me too. I only understand the jist of the whole post. What the hell is a Hov anyway? He named himself Jayhovah, after God, who in the Bible is named Jehovah. Jay-Z thinks of himself a bit too highly.
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Post by madness50 on Feb 1, 2015 11:02:33 GMT -5
If Cena told Rusev and Lana on Thursday to "get your damn hands up" then his Jay-Z transformation would be more evident lol.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Feb 1, 2015 11:09:32 GMT -5
Won't anyone think of the sluts? "Snoop said this in 94, we don't love these hoes."- John Cena.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2015 12:33:49 GMT -5
He should just start quoting LL Cool J's "I'm Bad" verbatim. He can list all of his accomplishments before ending with "the Champ is here, even when I'm bragging I'm being sincere." He could have a stable of Cena-clones wearing all his different shirts from over the years, and call them the Notorious Jellybeans.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 26, 2015 15:17:37 GMT -5
Rusev has f***ed up.
He's making Cena go back to Reasonable Doubt Ruthless Aggression Times
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