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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 30, 2015 23:54:58 GMT -5
You stand outside the theater after any showing and you'll have the pick of any lonely secretaries and naughty housewives.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 30, 2015 23:58:02 GMT -5
I find it funny how they are desperately trying to promote this film as romantic. That Ellie Goulding song is hilarious.
Fifty Shades is basically a series of sexual fantasies written by a bored housewife. There is literally no story. Ironically, it isn't even about BDSM.
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Jan 31, 2015 0:00:27 GMT -5
You stand outside the theater after any showing and you'll have the pick of any lonely secretaries and naughty housewives. This is probably a time when the popcorn bucket trick is appropriate. |
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jan 31, 2015 0:09:16 GMT -5
As an employee of a movie theatre I am very much looking forward to working on this particular night. My co-workers and I have decided we're going to get a lot of numbers when it's released.
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Post by edgestar on Jan 31, 2015 0:12:13 GMT -5
I haven't read the books, but this is the type of movie that would make me laugh  |
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Post by Heartbreaker on Jan 31, 2015 0:24:50 GMT -5
Nothing says love and romance more than emotional manipulation and pulling out tampons.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Jan 31, 2015 0:34:46 GMT -5
There's going to be a large boom in babies being born in 9 months from that day ...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 0:40:07 GMT -5
Once upon a time I went to the theaters to see Ted and I saw a wet floor sign....so I placed it right in front of the Magic Mike entrance. I look forward to putting in a bunch of wet floor signs in front of the 50 Shades of Grey entrance.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 31, 2015 0:45:52 GMT -5
I saw 50 shades of grey perfume/deodorant and condoms at Target today. I slowly backed away laughing at that.
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Post by Paco on Jan 31, 2015 0:46:06 GMT -5
As an employee of a movie theatre I am very much looking forward to working on this particular night. My co-workers and I have decided we're going to get a lot of numbers when it's released. That's what I came in to post  I work at a movie theatre right next to the UCLA campus. LOTS of pretty girls have already bought pre-sale tickets for opening night. In fact, it's kinda cute how self-concious they seem when buying them. No judgment from me though. Whole sororities are coming too! So yeah, the guys at work are kinda intrigued LOL. |
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Post by bluemeii on Jan 31, 2015 1:07:45 GMT -5
Being forced to go opening night the 12th at 8pm with the wife, not happy about this at ALL.
Eh she goes and sees my comic book movies and pretends to like em so sometimes you just gotta bite the bullet.
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Post by bluemeii on Jan 31, 2015 1:17:21 GMT -5
Didn't I hear once that 50 Shades of Grey was literally written as fan fiction romance from Twilight and the author just changed the names upon publication? Was more than just changing names, but yeah it's pretty much morphed from a Twilight fan fic story called Master of the Universe into what 50 Shades of Grey is now. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 31, 2015 1:19:12 GMT -5
Didn't I hear once that 50 Shades of Grey was literally written as fan fiction romance from Twilight and the author just changed the names upon publication? "Edward Cullen" became "Christian Gray" "EL James" became "Ana Steele" |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 31, 2015 1:23:20 GMT -5
Didn't I hear once that 50 Shades of Grey was literally written as fan fiction romance from Twilight and the author just changed the names upon publication? Was more than just changing names, but yeah it's pretty much morphed from a Twilight fan fic story called Master of the Universe into what 50 Shades of Grey is now. The main character was such a He-Man in Master of the Universe |
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Post by bluemeii on Jan 31, 2015 1:32:17 GMT -5
Was more than just changing names, but yeah it's pretty much morphed from a Twilight fan fic story called Master of the Universe into what 50 Shades of Grey is now. The main character was such a He-Man in Master of the Universe  |
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Jan 31, 2015 1:34:41 GMT -5
As an employee of a movie theatre I am very much looking forward to working on this particular night. My co-workers and I have decided we're going to get a lot of numbers when it's released. That's what I came in to post I work at a movie theatre right next to the UCLA campus. LOTS of pretty girls have already bought pre-sale tickets for opening night. In fact, it's kinda cute how self-concious they seem when buying them. No judgment from me though. Whole sororities are coming too! So yeah, the guys at work are kinda intrigued LOL. Absolutely. I am a male who is very attracted to the opposite sex. So on opening night I will be working my charm that's for sure. To say it's going to be an interesting night would be an understatement. |
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Post by Cyno on Jan 31, 2015 1:41:14 GMT -5
Nothing says romance like abusive relationships.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Jan 31, 2015 1:56:43 GMT -5
Is it dickish of me to want to go watch this completely drunk and riff on it out loud when the theater would be completely packed?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 31, 2015 2:13:31 GMT -5
I'd prefer the idea I saw on here for the Asylum's version, one of them is an alien sent to invade, and it's called Fifty Shades of Greys.
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Post by Some Guy on Jan 31, 2015 2:38:01 GMT -5
Two things...
-One, the story in general is basically enabling of abusive relationships and is incredibly grating
-Two, the movie trailers work SO much better if you imagine Frank Reynolds (Danny Devito's character in It's Always Sunny) is playing Christian Gray
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