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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 31, 2015 9:31:06 GMT -5
That seems to be the direction we are going so...
Roman Reigns is the reason I'm hung over this morning. His promos are so bad they drove me to drink.
Roman Reigns is the reason my area is getting more snow tomorrow. The weather wants me to suffer through watching more of his promos.
Roman Reigns is the reason my cat always has gunk in her eyes. Its leftover from the tears she cries from having to watch his matches.
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Post by sonofblaine on Jan 31, 2015 9:32:12 GMT -5
He turned me into a newt!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 9:32:52 GMT -5
Analysing Roman Reigns's physique yesterday made me so depressed that they were pushing a doughy medium-sized guy as a powerhouse that I had to cope by binge-eating over 6000 calories.
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Post by CeilingFan on Jan 31, 2015 9:33:23 GMT -5
Roman Reigns is the reason the Seahawks will be squashed tomorrow!
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tms
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Post by tms on Jan 31, 2015 9:33:50 GMT -5
Vince's man-crush on him is so obvious it's making Shawn Michaels jealous!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 31, 2015 9:36:08 GMT -5
Roman Reigns is a horrible vice. He shortens life expectancy and pollutes our air. And according to recent polls, air is good.
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Dub H
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Post by Dub H on Jan 31, 2015 9:40:04 GMT -5
If i ever go bald.It is Roman fault.My hair will fall in shame of not being 20% smooth and gorgeous as Roman's.
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Post by Gravedigger's Biscuits on Jan 31, 2015 9:41:32 GMT -5
HE'S CAUSING US ALL TO YELL!
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mcstoklasa
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Post by mcstoklasa on Jan 31, 2015 9:44:07 GMT -5
He turned me into a newt! I got better.. |
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Post by joey joe joe junior shabadoo on Jan 31, 2015 9:45:24 GMT -5
He turned me into a newt! you got better EDIT: I'm not the only person who has seen that film |
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Post by Zombie Mod is not a ghoul. on Jan 31, 2015 9:47:52 GMT -5
in a weird time paradox, he is HHH's father
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Jan 31, 2015 9:50:45 GMT -5
Roman Reigns tipped off the Feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend Milhouse  |
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 31, 2015 10:00:33 GMT -5
He terk our jerbs!!!  |
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jan 31, 2015 10:03:14 GMT -5
BLAME ROMAN REIGN! BLAME ROMAN REIGNS! He's not even a real wrestler, anyway.
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Rubix Cube Johnny
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Jan 31, 2015 10:04:37 GMT -5
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Jan 31, 2015 12:49:23 GMT -5
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Post by saintpat on Jan 31, 2015 13:04:55 GMT -5
He turned me into a newt! What has the Roman ever done for us? |
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jan 31, 2015 13:09:29 GMT -5
He said he didn't need her, he told her good-bye (good-bye).
He sacrificed a good love, to satisfy his pride.
Now he wished that he could have her (have her) and he feels like such a fool.
He let her walk away, now it just don't feel the same.
Gotta blame it on something.
Gotta blame it on something.
Blame it on the Reigns that was fallin' fallin',
Blame it on the stars, that shine at night.
Whatever you do, don't put the blame on you,
Blame it on the Reigns! Yeah! Yeah!
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jan 31, 2015 16:13:15 GMT -5
Roman Reigns backed his car over my dog and killed it, then drove away without apologizing.
Later he sent me a text saying he felt sorry in retrospect, and that he'd bring me a new dog. It turned out to be a stray pit bull terrier with no obedience training, and the moment Roman pulled back into the driveway, the dog jumped out of the car, ran up to me and sunk its crushing jaws into my shin.
Roman then leaned out the window and shouted "HOUND OF JUSTICE, BITCH!" while doing that finger-gun gesture. Then he drove off again.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 31, 2015 16:55:03 GMT -5
Roman Reigns is why I didn't get drunk today, I knew I had to drive home to criticize him.
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