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Post by suave on Jan 31, 2015 23:48:56 GMT -5
I'm gonna do some romantic stuff with my girlfriend for Valentine's day, but I don't know what to do. I was thinking maybe dinner and a movie, but IDK. Men of FAN, help me out. What should I do?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2015 23:58:39 GMT -5
For dinner, if you can cook, it would be very nice to cook her a lovely dinner.
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 1, 2015 1:33:46 GMT -5
if you want a cheap substitute to the bed of roses idea, use a garden salad instead. Glad i could help.
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Post by bluemeii on Feb 1, 2015 1:41:03 GMT -5
Stay home cook a great meal. (Or pick one up and set it up at home) Candles are key. Load up the bedroom and bathroom with them. Don't light the house on fire, that's a handy tip too Run her a nice bath, hell go all out and get a home pedicure kit and give her one (trust me this adds a notch in the plus column). Head to toe massages work good too. Of course wine if she's into that. If not can always go with a decent priced bottle of champagne too. Don't do the dinner and a movie thing man. Everyone goes that route and with it being a Sat. this year it'll be a train wreck out there.
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suave
Dennis Stamp
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Post by suave on Feb 1, 2015 2:46:19 GMT -5
Stay home cook a great meal. (Or pick one up and set it up at home) Candles are key. Load up the bedroom and bathroom with them. Don't light the house on fire, that's a handy tip too Run her a nice bath, hell go all out and get a home pedicure kit and give her one (trust me this adds a notch in the plus column). Head to toe massages work good too. Of course wine if she's into that. If not can always go with a decent priced bottle of champagne too. Don't do the dinner and a movie thing man. Everyone goes that route and with it being a Sat. this year it'll be a train wreck out there. Uh...can't really go with the wine thing because I'm 16.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 1, 2015 3:03:21 GMT -5
I think for Valentine's Day you should be your girlfriend's slave.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Feb 1, 2015 4:04:17 GMT -5
Go to wherever she lives(before she gets there, of course). Break in violently and make sure the door or window you used to get in is slightly ajar. Turn off all the lights; light candles everywhere. Cover the walls with fake blood; cover yourself with the fake blood as well. Make sure you're naked as well. Have this playing on a loop quite loudly:
Stand behind something that will hide you from her line of sight and when she walks in, scream her name. When she turns around and sees you covered in blood, make sure you're holding flowers and chocolate. Say something to the effect that you two are meant to be together...Always. Forever. The proof of this is the blood and guts on the walls. She's the only girl for you; so you've "taken care" of your ex-girlfriends(hence the blood).
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I'm sure that'll make the panties drop in no time!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 1, 2015 4:08:06 GMT -5
I think for Valentine's Day you should be your girlfriend's slave. Yes, I'm all for the reverse Fifty Shades of Grey to celebrate the occasion. And given that I don't have a girlfriend, if there are any singles ladies looking for a potential slave this Valentine's Day, feel free to slide me a PM
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 1, 2015 4:26:55 GMT -5
I tried to do everything on Valentine's Day. Coooked, flowers, went over like a led balloon. Next girl, ok, take her out to someplace that cooks better than I. She was overwhelmed because it costs an insane amount and the last guy treated her to McDonald's the year before.
So now, f*** it. It's my dog's birthday, that's what Feb 14 is. If you're so f***ed up you need a special day to tell someone you love them, I guess all is lost.
Wonder why I'm always single?
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Feb 1, 2015 7:05:27 GMT -5
Eh it falls on a Saturday which means my wife will probably be staying at her Grandparents (IE probably with her boyfriend), while I lay at home alone dying of the cancer she doesn't know I have wondering if I'll still be around for next year's. I'll still get her a dozen roses and something else though. Good Times.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 1, 2015 7:49:28 GMT -5
Build her a ball pit
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The Unconquered Sun
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Feb 1, 2015 7:53:39 GMT -5
I think for Valentine's Day you should be your girlfriend's slave. Yes, I'm all for the reverse Fifty Shades of Grey to celebrate the occasion. And given that I don't have a girlfriend, if there are any singles ladies looking for a potential slave this Valentine's Day, feel free to slide me a
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2015 9:09:44 GMT -5
Handy tip: Having a baby on February 14 excuses you from ever having to celebrate Valentine's Day again. So, in order to plan for this, you have to do your work in May.
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Post by Rubix Cube Johnny on Feb 1, 2015 9:27:29 GMT -5
you should totally do a sex
*looks over shoulder*
with your penis
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Post by Rolent Tex on Feb 1, 2015 11:00:24 GMT -5
Stay home cook a great meal. (Or pick one up and set it up at home) Candles are key. Load up the bedroom and bathroom with them. Don't light the house on fire, that's a handy tip too Run her a nice bath, hell go all out and get a home pedicure kit and give her one (trust me this adds a notch in the plus column). Head to toe massages work good too. Of course wine if she's into that. If not can always go with a decent priced bottle of champagne too. Don't do the dinner and a movie thing man. Everyone goes that route and with it being a Sat. this year it'll be a train wreck out there. Uh...can't really go with the wine thing because I'm 16. Pffft. At the high school I graduated from vodka and beer is the thing at your age son! (So totally not promoting underage drinking. I mock the hostesses at work and their complete inability to not post selfies holding booze on Facebook.) At your age is say flowers, dinner and a movie may suffice.
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Post by bluemeii on Feb 1, 2015 12:24:38 GMT -5
Stay home cook a great meal. (Or pick one up and set it up at home) Candles are key. Load up the bedroom and bathroom with them. Don't light the house on fire, that's a handy tip too Run her a nice bath, hell go all out and get a home pedicure kit and give her one (trust me this adds a notch in the plus column). Head to toe massages work good too. Of course wine if she's into that. If not can always go with a decent priced bottle of champagne too. Don't do the dinner and a movie thing man. Everyone goes that route and with it being a Sat. this year it'll be a train wreck out there. Uh...can't really go with the wine thing because I'm 16. Well then shit man dinner and a movie it is.
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