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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 20, 2006 11:10:24 GMT -5
Wow... looks like I've found the woman for me.
On one of the websites.
She is 25.
I think we can talk to each other.
She might be coming to my place in a few weeks. Mine.
And her email... is (essentially) giggidy.
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Matt Rogers
King Koopa
member is currently offline <stalking Emma Watson>
Omae wa mo shindeiru.
Posts: 11,869
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jun 20, 2006 11:12:31 GMT -5
Watch you don't get "starwolfed", that being humbled by a transvestite.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jun 20, 2006 11:12:52 GMT -5
And if you buy that, I know a certain exiled South African dictator with $10,000,000 he's just DYING to deposit into YOUR bank account!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 20, 2006 11:13:30 GMT -5
I think this may be a fake. If you think so took, dear associate, send £1 to thefakedoutguy@spamalamadingdong.tv.
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MichaelRBoh
Unicron
cowpee changed gimmick
Posts: 3,301
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Jun 20, 2006 11:13:38 GMT -5
not starwolfed its star wanged
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Matt Rogers
King Koopa
member is currently offline <stalking Emma Watson>
Omae wa mo shindeiru.
Posts: 11,869
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Post by Matt Rogers on Jun 20, 2006 11:14:16 GMT -5
I think this may be a fake. If you think so took, dear associate, send £1 to thefakedoutguy@spamalamadingdong.tv. I did it, and I don't feel any happier yet.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 20, 2006 11:17:49 GMT -5
Well, Matt, Rogelio (ha!) Santos may have just the plan for you:
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Jun 20, 2006 11:18:23 GMT -5
Wow... looks like I've found the woman for me. On one of the websites. She is 25. I think we can talk to each other. She might be coming to my place in a few weeks. Mine. And her email... is (essentially) giggidy. I'm most looking forward to meeting Spike from Buffy, can't wait!!!! ;D
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 20, 2006 11:22:01 GMT -5
Maybe you shouldn't post her e-mail for everyone to see here. Just a thought you never know what people will do with it. Dude... it's not a she. It's a spambot of the highest order. Email away.
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Post by samachine on Jun 20, 2006 11:25:28 GMT -5
Dude me and you are lucky, you found your dream girl through the E-mail, and I found out how to legally rob banks through e-mail!
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Post by superfoe on Jun 21, 2006 11:58:31 GMT -5
This is my favorite one ever. It's pretty long.
From Sara Williams.
Dearest One
š I am persuaded to reach you by faith believing that you will accept this offer in good faith.
š I am Miss Sara Williams. I am 19 yrs old from Ivory Coast,West Africa. Our country used to be the most peacefull and most stable economy in West Africa until last year september 19th when our country was attacked by Rebels killing many prominent personalities and holding our dear country to ransome, among people killed was my late father and mother,now it remains me in my family.
šššššš Before the death of my late father, he revealed to me that he deposited the sum of US$10M (Ten Million United States Dollars) concealed in a mettalic box with a security company in Europe but not as money rather he deposited it as family valuable and Africa artsworks belonging to his foreign business partner whose name was not mantioned in the certificate of deposit issued during the time of the deposit. I want you to help me thus:š
š (1)TO CLAIM THE METTALIC BOX FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY IN EUROPE AND ALSO PROVIDE AN ACCOUNT WHERE THESE FUNDS CAN BE LODGED.
š (2)ACTING AS MY GUARDINAN WHILE I CONTINUE MY EDUCATION UNDER YOUR CARE. (3) BE MY SOLE BENEFACTOR WHERE YOU WILL INVEST THIS MONEY FOR ME.
šššš I am offering you 15% of the total sum, while I will set aside 5% for any expenses that might be incurred during the course of this transaction. Please indicate your interest and I will furnish you with more information. Please note, there is no illegality involved in this transaction as my late father was a very wealthy and reknowned cocoa merchant/ farmer. šš ššš Please I would like you to indicate your interest to assist me so that I will give you the contact of the security company and furnish you with more information as I want this funds to be retrieved as soon as possible as we are unsure of the conditions of the country.
š May the Almighty sustain you.
I will be expecting to hear from you.
with kind regards,
Miss Sara Williams
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DUTHTY
Samurai Cop
Duthty be luthty for the laydeeth
DEMIRICOUS > Your Favorite Band.
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Post by DUTHTY on Jun 21, 2006 12:15:00 GMT -5
My favorite is: " I saw your picture on the net and think you're hot! Let's hook up, I'm so h****y!! Check out my profile at Imacompletetool@fakechicks.com ." Which is amazing since I never put up my pic on the net for any reason.
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bigHEADinc
El Dandy
Wanted Conway Twitty as a special title.
lest we forget...
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Post by bigHEADinc on Jun 21, 2006 13:31:26 GMT -5
i went to see if i still had the messages, but I didn't, so here's me paraphrasing...
I get a weird message on myspace from this really hot chick...
"Hey, I just wanted to say i was cruising around myspace and I saw your profile and i almost started crying. You look just like my boyfriend from 3 years ago who died in a car accident. I read your profile and I could've sworn it was him, but you seem really nice. We should talk more."
Me, being very suspicious of everything on the net, searched and found that this is nothing more than yet another way for these cam-girls to get you to add them and then spam you with ads...
She was really really hot though...
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Jun 21, 2006 13:40:19 GMT -5
Wow Spike...she came to Gilbert a year or so ago, saying she wanted to visit me. She never showed. Hope you enjoy her.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 21, 2006 13:41:35 GMT -5
Damn... she's damaged goods now.
Or... she's not. As she didn't show. And is actually a man from Gabon called Kenneth Mwalwale.
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Post by The Wraith on Jun 21, 2006 13:43:48 GMT -5
I actually had one spam mail that had such horrible spelling and unnecessary !'s, it border-lined a Nazi spam-mail.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 21, 2006 13:46:21 GMT -5
Its actually the Iron Shiek looking for unsuspecting Wrestlecrap mods to humble, old country way! I love how I get these messages on my space about how they saw my pic and think im hot and want to chat. I guess that little guy in NO PIC picture is really a chick magnet. He gets it done ;D
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 21, 2006 13:48:11 GMT -5
That no-pic guy is drowning in no-pic women.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jun 21, 2006 14:21:53 GMT -5
A couple of years ago I started getting e-mails from an "oil company" that a "relative" that said that he and his wife were killed and that they had to give to insurance money to someone in the family. I did not respond, and started getting more desparate e-mails from them. Later in the week, I started getting e-mails from an "insurance company" that said that they had to pay out death benefits for the guy. Just so you know, they used the same guy's name, but said he died on different days, in different ways, and that I was going to get different amounts. I reported them to the Sudanese Emarate, and never heard from them again, after receiving daily e-mails from both.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 21, 2006 14:34:45 GMT -5
If anyone wants to help me out with this, I'll cut them in on the profits.
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