Steveweiser
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 3, 2015 17:52:04 GMT -5
{Spoiler}1: Blindfold Match - Jake Roberts vs. Rick Martel - WrestleMania VII
2: Empty Arena Match - The Rock vs. Mankind - Halftime HeAT
3: Hollywood Backlot Brawl - Roddy Piper vs. Goldust - WrestleMania XII
4: The Undertaker vs. The Undertaker - SummerSlam 1994
5: The McMahons vs. Shawn Michaels & God - Backlash 2006
6: Chamber of Horrors Match - Halloween Havoc 1991
7: Kiss My Foot Match - Bret Hart vs. Jerry Lawler - King of the Ring 1995
8: Evening Gown Match - Gerald Brisco vs. Pat Patterson - King of the Ring 2000
9: Gulf of Mexico Match - CM Punk vs. Chavo Guerrero - ECW, February 5th 2008
10: Viagra on a Pole Match - Billy Kidman vs. Shane Douglas - Nitro, July 31st 2000
DIVA DETOUR: Bra & Panties Matches, Gravy Bowl Matches, Hog Pen Matches, Food Fights |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2015 0:53:06 GMT -5
Ok, watching now. First of note. Blood is offensive.....electrocuting a giant black man is not, it's the blood that needs censoring.
Now they took one of my favorite Piper quotes out of context, "I'm gonna take Roddy Piper's manhood!!! Huh?" is the beginning but the only left in, "I came here to fight, I don't know what you came here to do!"
10....OK so Viagra on a Pole match. The giant comedy medicine bottle with giant lettering saying Viagra is pretty funny. Tony saying, "I'm gonna tell you the actual rules of this match, because you're thinking....my god......if you get the bottle of Viagra, you can use it on your opponent".
There's that's the most horrifying thing ever said...ever.
Never saw this storyline live, but as I understand it. Kidman f***ed Torrie poorly, so she leaves him for Shane Douglas, but he's impotent. They have a Viagra on a Pole match, the first guy gets to use the Viagra on his opponent, so now the two men can sex it up, I guess? Anyway, MinuteMan Kidman loses, gets all the Viagra, impotent and in need of Viagra Douglas wins and keep Torrie.
Makes sense.
9. Layla doesn't know what the Gulf of Mexico is...she thinks it's a sport. I'm horrible because I'm laughing at how Kofi mentions he can't swim....Um, ask your racist uncle about that if you don't get it.
8. Patter and Brisco Evening Gown Match.....I've said it before and I'll say it again, I know he's not, but Ambrose always looks and acts and speaks on these things like he's incredibly f***ing stoned.
Terribly unnecessarily sexual still pic of Pat with his tits hanging out his bra......Yeah.....
7....Kiss my Foot Match....can't make fun of Bret, so let's concentrate on Layla, "That's the last match I'd ever wanna be in, I hate my feet......now I'm gonna be in one, aren't I?" And there's our window into the mind of Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
6. Chamber of Horrors Match.....You know, I'm a Fink fan through and through, it's been the same since he's not ring announcing, but Gary Michael Capetta has a pretty awesome voice.
At least Dusty can make fun of himself.
5. Shane & Vince vs. HBK and god
Yeah, I'm stupid enough to say anything here. PS Hayes has a funny story though.
4. Taker vs. Taker.......well, it happened.
Diva Interlude........Stacey is still my favorite Diva. Showing a sign in the crowd that says "Skin too win" might not dispel the notions of wrestling fans being stupid.
Well at least they ended by pretending they treat the Divas better now.
3. Hollywood Backlot Brawl...ok I was like 12 when this happened....Guess I missed a ton of sexual innuendo. I mean, I caught the gist even back then, but things, "Come to my backlot".....Yikes...to saying nothing of what Goldust says what happened when Piper hit Snuka with the coconut.
2. Empty Arena Match.....Never seen this match, only heard of it...doubt it holds up well today.
1. Blindfold Match...call it stupid as you want, it was still fun.
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Post by Instant Classic on Feb 4, 2015 2:14:45 GMT -5
May be my favorite episode of Countdown.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 12:50:39 GMT -5
Next week is most unique Odd Jobs
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 4, 2015 13:07:08 GMT -5
So, in WWE, "unique" means "f***ing awful"?
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Krazee
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Post by Krazee on Feb 4, 2015 17:51:34 GMT -5
sounds like this episode was quite a riot
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 18:07:58 GMT -5
No Boiler Room Brawl, Kennel from Hell or Punjabi Prison?
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 4, 2015 18:25:37 GMT -5
No Boiler Room Brawl, Kennel from Hell or Punjabi Prison? They should have had the first one on there. I mean, it was made for The Great Khali, and he wasn't even able to compete in the match. |
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Feb 5, 2015 8:05:08 GMT -5
I dont know if its good or bad that its #1 but I remember defending the Blindfold match when it was inducted as Wrestlecrap back in the day. I remember that match and loving it watching it live. Also how come no one remembers that the hardcore evening gown match between Droz & Al Snow??? That one was actually a fun match on RAW www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmUMWE5ZnnI |
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Feb 5, 2015 10:32:13 GMT -5
Hayes and Rhodes were beautiful on this.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Feb 5, 2015 16:12:41 GMT -5
They did show at the beginning of Khali climbing the Punjabi Prison
Poor guy couldn't do that now for his life
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CMWaters
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Post by CMWaters on Feb 5, 2015 17:00:38 GMT -5
Next week is most unique Odd Jobs  He was a unique Odd Job. Or if you rather have the original... _-_Profile.jpg) ...and just for shits and giggles.  |
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Bub (BLM)
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Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Feb 5, 2015 17:04:34 GMT -5
This list needs way more Dog Poop Match.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Feb 5, 2015 18:40:54 GMT -5
Where's Judy Bagwell?
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Post by Harry The Arrow was Wrong! on Feb 6, 2015 9:29:07 GMT -5
I really enjoyed this.
A match built around impotence... Jesus Christ WCW
I think I might watch a few more Countdowns today. Does anybody have any recommendations?
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adamclark52
El Dandy
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Post by adamclark52 on Feb 6, 2015 11:10:35 GMT -5
This whole countdown could have been Russo era WCW matches. I may be blurring the lines between "unique" and "worst", but you can't have one without the other.
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adamclark52
El Dandy
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Post by adamclark52 on Feb 6, 2015 11:11:36 GMT -5
If I was in that match I would've fought to keep her up there. |
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Post by Martin: #TeamBella Treasurer on Feb 7, 2015 11:58:43 GMT -5
Next week is most unique Odd Jobs I <3'd James Bond Jr. |
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Feb 7, 2015 22:39:51 GMT -5
I liked everything except #1. I thought that match was boring as hell. Layla and Renee's cleavage alone makes this episode a must watch.
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andrew8798
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Post by andrew8798 on Feb 7, 2015 23:21:15 GMT -5
The blindfold match will never hate the crowd made it a success. should have never been inducted into wrestlecrap
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