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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Feb 3, 2015 22:10:06 GMT -5
Because I feel down and these topics always cheer me up
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 3, 2015 22:11:32 GMT -5
"Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn"
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Feb 3, 2015 22:30:29 GMT -5
How about I take you to IMAX and then I make you climax?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2015 22:37:04 GMT -5
Want to see the REAL coming attraction?
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Feb 3, 2015 22:38:46 GMT -5
"Wanna see my COMING attraction?"
"That ticket stub won't be the only thing that gets torn up tonight!"
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Feb 3, 2015 22:53:32 GMT -5
"Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn" /thread |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 3, 2015 23:14:20 GMT -5
This'll work better at your date to Jurassic World.
Hey baby, I'm Tyrannosaurs Sex!!
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Post by Main Eventer on Feb 4, 2015 0:12:45 GMT -5
"Once the lights go out I'll show you my American Sniper."
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
Posts: 42,057
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2015 0:17:42 GMT -5
Y'ever wanted to get covered in Spider-Man's webbing???
Are you perverted like Alanis Morrisette? Would you go down on me in a theatre?
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Feb 4, 2015 0:18:39 GMT -5
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's featured length.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Feb 4, 2015 0:27:13 GMT -5
"My nipples look like Milk Duds."
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Feb 4, 2015 0:33:42 GMT -5
Here's to a big opening weekend.
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Post by Psy on Feb 4, 2015 0:47:52 GMT -5
"Hey Vern, let's touch wieners!"
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Reflecto
Hank Scorpio
The Sorceress' Knight
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Post by Reflecto on Feb 4, 2015 0:51:01 GMT -5
...hey, I took you to "Fifty Shades of Grey", you KNOW the deal...now get the popcorn butter. *ducks*
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Feb 4, 2015 1:14:36 GMT -5
This film ain't the only thing that has a monster in it. Wait! Come back! I promise it's not a GINO!
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Post by Joe Neglia on Feb 4, 2015 3:09:37 GMT -5
You like movies, huh? Wanna make one?
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Feb 4, 2015 3:27:26 GMT -5
"My nipples look like Milk Duds." "I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn...and it's non-dairy." |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2015 3:35:50 GMT -5
"Hey Vern, let's touch wieners!"  |
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2015 6:10:48 GMT -5
I feel there's a two thumbs up joke to be made, but I can't figure out how to do one and not get banned.
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Feb 4, 2015 7:28:41 GMT -5
I think every man on the prowl at the cinema can take some tips from Front Row Joe
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