nm
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Post by nm on Feb 11, 2015 11:27:08 GMT -5
my willy is 47 feet long
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 11, 2015 11:41:59 GMT -5
Someone recently posted this in a group I peek in at on occasion... thought it appropriate to share here
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pegasuswarrior
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Feb 11, 2015 11:47:54 GMT -5
Now that's what I call a Small Package Driver. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Apologies if already posted. I can't really force myself to read 34 pages about this.
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Post by gnr123 on Feb 11, 2015 11:50:44 GMT -5
Did you know a duck has a corkscrew penis that is half its body length? Imagine if Seth had one of those. Great for opening wine.
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 11, 2015 11:56:46 GMT -5
Did you know a duck has a corkscrew penis that is half its body length? Imagine if Seth had one of those. Great for opening wine.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Feb 11, 2015 12:36:56 GMT -5
Any newssheet buzz about all this dangledork hubbub yet?
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 11, 2015 12:46:29 GMT -5
Any newssheet buzz about all this dangledork hubbub yet? Seth Rollins' Penis is in the doghouse and has nuclear heat... or is winning the title at Wrestlemania. Got all the bases covered.
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Feb 11, 2015 13:11:41 GMT -5
Any newssheet buzz about all this dangledork hubbub yet? The reddit moron said that Vince wanted him gone but Triple H fought him over it and Seth would only be fined. It also caused a company wide meeting at Smackdown where they told people not to keep anything remotely risqué on their phones. PWInsider said that Seth would not be facing any punishment and didn't blame him for it happening. Triple H basically said the same the following day.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Feb 11, 2015 13:38:03 GMT -5
Someone recently posted this in a group I peek in at on occasion... thought it appropriate to share here I want someone to send this to me on Valentine's Day now. So beautiful.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 11, 2015 13:40:30 GMT -5
Someone recently posted this in a group I peek in at on occasion... thought it appropriate to share here I haven't been feeling good, and this just made me laugh so hard, that I can't stop coughing
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 11, 2015 14:16:39 GMT -5
You done f***ed up now, Seth. I don't know what it is about this gif that is so funny. He looks like he just saw a spaceship land or something.
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Pushed to the Moon
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Working myself into a shoot
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Feb 11, 2015 14:23:50 GMT -5
Any newssheet buzz about all this dangledork hubbub yet? The reddit moron said that Vince wanted him gone but Triple H fought him over it and Seth would only be fined. It also caused a company wide meeting at Smackdown where they told people not to keep anything remotely risqué on their phones. PWInsider said that Seth would not be facing any punishment and didn't blame him for it happening. Triple H basically said the same the following day. That's basically just HHH admitting that he keeps n00dz on his phone too.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 11, 2015 15:04:05 GMT -5
Having been "Dick Rolled" by a friend, let me just say.... that's "small" to you guys? Really? I thought that it was mandatory to have a minimum 12 inch wang to be a mod here. Even the ladies. Alpha male style posturing to put all the 8' and 9' here to shame and keep em in check. I suddenly like Trista and Roxie a whole lot more.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Feb 11, 2015 15:16:15 GMT -5
Any newssheet buzz about all this dangledork hubbub yet? The reddit moron said that Vince wanted him gone but Triple H fought him over it and Seth would only be fined. It also caused a company wide meeting at Smackdown where they told people not to keep anything remotely risqué on their phones. PWInsider said that Seth would not be facing any punishment and didn't blame him for it happening. Triple H basically said the same the following day. It's rare smark bait is made so apparent in the very first sentence.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Feb 11, 2015 17:01:23 GMT -5
Oh come on, I shouldn't have to tell you guys to leave the cartoon peen out of the dick thread. Duh.
No really, no cartoon peen in the dick thread please.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2015 17:06:07 GMT -5
Can we reuse all the jokes from the Zack Ryder jobber that split his trunks in this thread?
I think most of them could work.
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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 11, 2015 17:08:25 GMT -5
I thought that it was mandatory to have a minimum 12 inch wang to be a mod here. Even the ladies. Alpha male style posturing to put all the 8' and 9' here to shame and keep em in check. I suddenly like Trista and Roxie a whole lot more. Don't get your hopes up, our dicks are only two inches {Spoiler}From the ground
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 11, 2015 17:11:09 GMT -5
I suddenly like Trista and Roxie a whole lot more. Don't get your hopes up, our dicks are only two inches From the ground I think I almost choked. From coughing, christ people.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2015 17:11:33 GMT -5
I suddenly like Trista and Roxie a whole lot more. Don't get your hopes up, our dicks are only two inches {Spoiler}From the ground Same here. ...but only when I'm laying on my stomach.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 11, 2015 17:15:10 GMT -5
The Icelandic Phallological Museum has a portion of a blue whale's penis measuring 170 cm (67 in) long and weighing 70 kilograms (150 lb), which Iceland Review has dubbed "a real Moby Dick". The specimen is just the tip, as the entire organ, when intact, would have been about 5 m (16 ft) long and weighed about 350–450 kilograms (770–990 lb), well above average for even a blue whale. By comparison, an adult elephant's penis is the largest penis of any land animal at 1.8 metres (6 ft) on average.
- Wikipedia
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