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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 14, 2015 17:54:18 GMT -5
According to Dad, at least
But how many pairs of drawers does he have? And I really hope he has some of that bowling shoe spray
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Post by walterharrow on Feb 14, 2015 18:00:02 GMT -5
Those shoes still probably costs more than everything in my house
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Post by Perd on Feb 14, 2015 18:10:58 GMT -5
They go perfectly with his one facial expression.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Feb 14, 2015 18:20:49 GMT -5
This is why I hate clickbait headlines, because I saw this earlier with a link headline of something like "Will Smith reveals how many shoes Jaden ownes, you won't believe how many!" and I had zero interest in reading it. Seeing the title of "Jaden Smith only owns one pair of shoes" that this thread is titled actually got me interested to come in and read the rest of the article.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2015 18:24:47 GMT -5
I have 3 pairs of shoes.
Man, I knew Jaden was a better person than me, this just proves it.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 14, 2015 18:27:52 GMT -5
Vince: "Damn younger Millenials"
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Feb 14, 2015 18:28:10 GMT -5
One pair of shoes, three pairs of pants, five shirts and one white Batman outfit for formal occasions
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Feb 14, 2015 18:39:16 GMT -5
Jaden's comment on the story
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Post by jagilki on Feb 14, 2015 18:41:34 GMT -5
I currently have NO shoes, as my one remaining foot still isn't fully healed yet and once it is I'll have to get a special shoe for it.... and I'm assuming a shoe to go on fake leg.....
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2015 18:42:46 GMT -5
He also has one facial expression.
Is Will proud of that? His son looks like a sad sack for the rest of his life.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Feb 14, 2015 18:45:48 GMT -5
One pair of shoes, three pairs of pants, five shirts and one white Batman outfit for formal occasions Dammit, I wanted to make a batsuit joke! Also, what's with the media and the Smith children lately? It's like every time they do anything there are at least 3 websites reporting on it like it's a world-changing event.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 14, 2015 18:47:56 GMT -5
Like where would white batman be effective? In the Arctic?
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 14, 2015 18:54:09 GMT -5
I actually feel sorry for Willow and Jayden Smith for looking too much like their father.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 14, 2015 19:22:08 GMT -5
According to Dad, at least But how many pairs of drawers does he have? And I really hope he has some of that bowling shoe spray They huffed all of it.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Feb 14, 2015 20:06:10 GMT -5
Like where would white batman be effective? In the Arctic? I like to think Jayden's the biggest Moon Knight fan in the world but couldn't find a costume in time for the wedding, so he just grabbed a Batman suit and painted it white to improvise.
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Post by wakko on Feb 14, 2015 21:02:27 GMT -5
Also, what's with the media and the Smith children lately? It's like every time they do anything there are at least 3 websites reporting on it like it's a world-changing event. JADEN SMITH FARTS! STORY INSIDE!
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Post by Lazy peon on Feb 14, 2015 22:12:43 GMT -5
How Can Shoes Be Real If Our Feet Aren't Real?
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Post by adamclark52 on Feb 14, 2015 22:16:46 GMT -5
Vince: "Damn younger Millenials" I'm actually going to have to agree with Vince on this one. And take a shower now.
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Post by Cela on Feb 14, 2015 22:41:33 GMT -5
Don't forget, he also owns a Disney store Iron Man suit.
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Post by xCompackx on Feb 14, 2015 23:20:05 GMT -5
He also has one facial expression. Is Will proud of that? His son looks like a sad sack for the rest of his life. It's actually amazing to me how a charismatic, talented (in my opinion) guy like Will Smith can have a kid who's so utterly devoid of any acting ability that it'd be cheaper to just use a plank of wood and tape Jaden's face onto it.
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