AFN: Judge Shred
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wanted to change his doohicky.
Member of The Bluetista Buyers Club
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Feb 24, 2015 0:37:09 GMT -5
I am so glad I saw this. I didn't buy it but it made so happy, I thought my lovelies here would appreciate this. And he comes with Douche Gear!
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Feb 24, 2015 0:44:21 GMT -5
Legit laughed. Looks like a sleazy Italian movie director.
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Post by Starshine on Feb 24, 2015 0:45:34 GMT -5
I'm still not sure what Batista was going for with his choices of attire last year.
He had the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu logo on plain trunks, those expensive Nike Air Jordan basketball shoes, those basketball compression sleeve things for his knees, and traditional wrestling elbow pads (excluding his blue attire where he wore compression sleeves). It was all over the place.
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 24, 2015 1:48:42 GMT -5
Billy Jack Haynes looks AWFUL
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Feb 24, 2015 1:49:36 GMT -5
They even included his bald spot. It's a pretty good figure.
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Dang!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Dang! on Feb 24, 2015 1:57:11 GMT -5
They even included his bald spot. It's a pretty good figure. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqVOXwpiMmkI am pretty shocked. Why would they do that? The bald spot even looks exaggerated. Normally they hide stuff like that in video games and action figures. I never saw an accurate HBK in video games.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Feb 24, 2015 3:17:25 GMT -5
I'm still not sure what Batista was going for with his choices of attire last year. He had the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu logo on plain trunks, those expensive Nike Air Jordan basketball shoes, those basketball compression sleeve things for his knees, and traditional wrestling elbow pads (excluding his blue attire where he wore compression sleeves). It was all over the place. It's Batista. Nobody does fashion quite like Davey.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 24, 2015 6:20:59 GMT -5
Direct from the clearance rack...
BLUUUUUUUUE...tista.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 24, 2015 7:07:21 GMT -5
Billy Jack Haynes looks AWFUL That's Billy "Jerk" Haynes, to you.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 24, 2015 8:23:15 GMT -5
DOUCHETISTA-The Action Figure!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2015 8:46:48 GMT -5
I'm still not sure what Batista was going for with his choices of attire last year. He had the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu logo on plain trunks, those expensive Nike Air Jordan basketball shoes, those basketball compression sleeve things for his knees, and traditional wrestling elbow pads (excluding his blue attire where he wore compression sleeves). It was all over the place. Batista has never looked at an outfit or combination of clothes and thought "No, that would look silly, I'm not wearing that." "Hey, kinda like this straw hat. Hmm these purple biker shorts are nice. Oh hey an old Nirvana shirt. These fishing boots are pretty cool" Then he'll put that all on and wear it to Wrestlemania.
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mcstoklasa
Hank Scorpio
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Post by mcstoklasa on Feb 24, 2015 9:10:13 GMT -5
I'm still not sure what Batista was going for with his choices of attire last year. He had the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu logo on plain trunks, those expensive Nike Air Jordan basketball shoes, those basketball compression sleeve things for his knees, and traditional wrestling elbow pads (excluding his blue attire where he wore compression sleeves). It was all over the place. Batista has never looked at an outfit or combination of clothes and thought "No, that would look silly, I'm not wearing that." "Hey, kinda like this straw hat. Hmm these purple biker shorts are nice. Oh hey an old Nirvana shirt. These fishing boots are pretty cool" Then he'll put that all on and wear it to Wrestlemania. I laughed out loud. Also the bald spot is awesome! Do hogan figures get his bald spot accurate? I hope were not complaining about batistas clothing because it is great. Fits his douche heel character so well! At least it's not the lame WWE MERCHANDISE T SHIRT AND TRUCKS ALA ORTON, SHEAMUS et al
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
Posts: 46,090
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 24, 2015 10:34:30 GMT -5
I'm still not sure what Batista was going for with his choices of attire last year. He had the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu logo on plain trunks, those expensive Nike Air Jordan basketball shoes, those basketball compression sleeve things for his knees, and traditional wrestling elbow pads (excluding his blue attire where he wore compression sleeves). It was all over the place. Batista has never looked at an outfit or combination of clothes and thought "No, that would look silly, I'm not wearing that." "Hey, kinda like this straw hat. Hmm these purple biker shorts are nice. Oh hey an old Nirvana shirt. These fishing boots are pretty cool" Then he'll put that all on and wear it to Wrestlemania. Big Dave : taking that annoying Macklemore song to heart.
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Post by Thunderbolt on Feb 24, 2015 11:08:25 GMT -5
The bald spot is just incredible. I swear they were emphasizing zooming in on Batista's bald spot when he was going for pin covers as some kind of joke on him. But including it on an action figure just next level awesomeness of ribbing.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Feb 24, 2015 12:20:48 GMT -5
It's like DX era Rick Rude got into the colourblind jobber era Hardyz wardrobe.
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Tarik Dee
Hank Scorpio
I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like
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Post by Tarik Dee on Feb 24, 2015 12:52:58 GMT -5
Legit laughed. Looks like a sleazy Italian movie director. Or a french one...
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RIHT
Hank Scorpio
Wanted a title with "YOU'RE WELCOME!" Close enough.
Hey-yo.
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Post by RIHT on Feb 24, 2015 17:34:35 GMT -5
For some reason, I want Batista to return with an over-the-top heel gimmick, similar to "What Up, 'Mach?" Randy Savage in WCW.
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AFN: Judge Shred
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wanted to change his doohicky.
Member of The Bluetista Buyers Club
Posts: 18,221
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Feb 24, 2015 22:31:53 GMT -5
Youse guys, I swear. A picture of a douchey action figure is probably my most liked post ever. I figured this would just fly off the front page minutes after I posted it.
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Post by DJ Maniak on Feb 25, 2015 20:19:07 GMT -5
I just want the hat for the Sami Zayn figure due out in a few months.
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Post by DSR on Feb 25, 2015 20:52:52 GMT -5
I wish I could like that image more than once.
Batista is just real-life Bobby Bottleservice.
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