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Post by Gerard Gerard on Feb 26, 2015 16:12:39 GMT -5
For all the Russo jokes, it would not been nearly as awkward if the OP pic was how TNA conducted their god-awful reverse battle royale.
Alternative answers, of course, just point to "hey, how 'bout not booking a f**king reverse battle royale?'.
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Post by OzzyMandez on Feb 26, 2015 16:20:33 GMT -5
...But how do you win?!?!
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Feb 26, 2015 16:31:42 GMT -5
...But how do you win?!?! I dunno, but considering it used to take The Fink 5 minutes to explain the rules to the Royal Rumble (when everyone from here to Jupiter knows them), I would to see him explain that.
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 26, 2015 16:38:10 GMT -5
In fairness, toy wrestling rings probably aren't made with the laws of realism in mind.
My Hasbro figures used to settle their differences by seeing who could parachute to the floor from my second floor balcony the fastest.
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Post by weaselboy on Feb 26, 2015 17:07:12 GMT -5
Nice to see a ring for the fans in the nosebleed seats!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Feb 26, 2015 17:44:47 GMT -5
OK, the ring is set up over a swimming pool, like the time at spring break Nitro, except now it's elevated and the belt is hanging from underneath it. The objective of the match is obviously to grab the title, like a ladder match. The wrestlers start in the ring(4 of them), fightin and clubberin and whatnot. They have to go outside the ropes and climb down the metal supports, either all the way down to the trampoline launcher, or just to the corners of the ring where there are handles built on the underside of the ring(to be used like monkey bars). First guy to unhook the title wins. Hopefully no one falls and lands on the metal structure below and dies. I think we know who'd win this match!
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Feb 26, 2015 21:29:54 GMT -5
only if wrestlemania comes from bespin .....
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Feb 26, 2015 22:16:16 GMT -5
Michael Bay's WWE reboot is already in the concept art stage, eh?
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Post by Stu on Feb 26, 2015 22:23:29 GMT -5
So is this thread a distant third behind Seth Rollins' Twitter and Jose Lothario in terms of this year's best?
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Post by Thunderbolt on Feb 26, 2015 22:28:33 GMT -5
OK, the ring is set up over a swimming pool, like the time at spring break Nitro, except now it's elevated and the belt is hanging from underneath it. The objective of the match is obviously to grab the title, like a ladder match. The wrestlers start in the ring(4 of them), fightin and clubberin and whatnot. They have to go outside the ropes and climb down the metal supports, either all the way down to the trampoline launcher, or just to the corners of the ring where there are handles built on the underside of the ring(to be used like monkey bars). First guy to unhook the title wins. Hopefully no one falls and lands on the metal structure below and dies. I think we know who'd win this match! Naked Curtis Axel would definitely have a leg up on the competition. Naked Curtis Axel hanging from monkey bars beneath an elevated ring going for the gold. BELIEVE THAT
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Post by edgestar on Feb 26, 2015 22:33:22 GMT -5
Oh use your imagination guys!! I'm sure if I was 10 again I'd be able to come up with some crazy stipulation for this type of match!! Logic hasn't often come into the WWE figures line, remember the S.T.O.M.P. series, with wrestlers moonlighting as soldiers, farmers and deep sea divers?? Wasn't Ahmed Johnson in overalls apart of S.T.O.M.P?
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Post by Gremlin on Feb 26, 2015 23:46:13 GMT -5
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Feb 26, 2015 23:56:35 GMT -5
No wonder Hornswoggle has stuck around for so long... He's the only one that can reach the brass ring.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 27, 2015 1:22:06 GMT -5
So is this thread a distant third behind Seth Rollins' Twitter and Jose Lothario in terms of this year's best? I think it might be. FACT.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Feb 27, 2015 2:20:22 GMT -5
I am cool with this.
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Post by hargh on Feb 27, 2015 2:21:51 GMT -5
"BDGDHGHSGFSFBHFHTHGSGDB!" "The Great Khali says.....'Looks normal to me.' "
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2015 7:41:02 GMT -5
In fairness, toy wrestling rings probably aren't made with the laws of realism in mind. My Hasbro figures used to settle their differences by seeing who could parachute to the floor from my second floor balcony the fastest. It's also hard to explain why someone's tag team partner would be a ninja turtle.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 27, 2015 7:54:26 GMT -5
In fairness, toy wrestling rings probably aren't made with the laws of realism in mind. My Hasbro figures used to settle their differences by seeing who could parachute to the floor from my second floor balcony the fastest. It's also hard to explain why someone's tag team partner would be a ninja turtle. They're in Memphis.
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Feb 27, 2015 8:22:56 GMT -5
It's also hard to explain why someone's tag team partner would be a ninja turtle. They're in Memphis. Well, that explains the mutant part. *ducks*
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Post by Thunderbolt on Feb 27, 2015 13:07:39 GMT -5
In fairness, toy wrestling rings probably aren't made with the laws of realism in mind. My Hasbro figures used to settle their differences by seeing who could parachute to the floor from my second floor balcony the fastest. It's also hard to explain why someone's tag team partner would be a ninja turtle. Ninja Turtles can't be pinned. Because of their shells, they can't have both shoulders on the mat. They could only possibly lose by submission, knockout or countout. They'd make excellent tag partners.
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