Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 8, 2015 13:03:06 GMT -5
Lanjoe Calrissian
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salz4life
Grimlock
Prichard is a guy who gets that his job is to service his boss.
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Post by salz4life on Mar 8, 2015 17:53:53 GMT -5
Chilly McFreeze
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 8, 2015 17:54:49 GMT -5
I think to myself that he would of been screwed over big time in the Attitude Era. I could just imagine them giving him a Beaver Cleavage gimmick or something probably under the name Joe Sunovahore. Nah, he'd be a wrestling Fat Elvis
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 17:57:00 GMT -5
Joseph Virgin Islands.
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Post by freeze Austin on Mar 8, 2015 17:58:24 GMT -5
Chili Dog McFlurry
Seriously though, why not just let him be Samoa Joe? That's what most fans who know him know him as, and there's no real competition for him to jump to, I just don't understand WWE's obsession with owning every single one of their talents names, especially when their biggest star John Cena goes by his real name and if he wanted could use it in any wrestling ventures outside of the WWE.
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Mar 8, 2015 18:41:42 GMT -5
Honestly, if its a situation where he's going to be used specifically in NXT, I wouldn't be shocked if he kept "Samoa Joe." If he's going to the main roster, it'll be something close to his real name. I don't think they'd be crazy enough to make him change "Joe." If Steen could keep Kevin, then Joe should be Joe.
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Post by molson5 on Mar 8, 2015 19:16:21 GMT -5
We're so used to it, but "Samoa Joe" is a pretty terrible wrestling name. Sounds like something in the AWA in 1989 (I actually think the AWA did use this name on a jobber back then). Imagine if a guy debuted as "Puerto Rico Juan" or "Germany Dave". If he does come in I bet he'll borrow a Samoan-sounding name from a relative or something.
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Derk!
Hank Scorpio
Yeah, "looks like."
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Post by Derk! on Mar 8, 2015 19:21:22 GMT -5
Joe Rilla Joe Tunda Joe Mamasofatwhenshewenttothemoviesshesatnexteveryone. A. Aron Belakey
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 8, 2015 19:29:07 GMT -5
Jelly Belly Fat Butt Boy.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 19:30:14 GMT -5
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo. I love this name, this name should be his main event name when he wins at wrestlemania. "Your winner, Joey Joe joe junior Shabadoo!" And it should be said by a cute blonde in a thong.
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Post by The Foreigner™ in Playoff Mode on Mar 8, 2015 23:26:33 GMT -5
Joe Anoa'i.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 8, 2015 23:35:56 GMT -5
"Make A Difference" Joe who will start off teaming with New Day....after two appearances, he goes batshit crazy eventually destroying and dismembering each member, much to the relief of all in attendance.
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on Mar 8, 2015 23:50:13 GMT -5
Steve Barnes or Big time Timmy Jim
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Post by Brother-RD on Mar 8, 2015 23:59:38 GMT -5
Joe Sgonnakillyou.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2015 2:22:09 GMT -5
He's going to have a scary, single-word name, in the vein of Tensai.
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Post by jp49er80 on Mar 9, 2015 4:34:22 GMT -5
Just Joe
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Mackenzie Gorn
Don Corleone
I want my personal title back, but I don't know how!
AND THE WAVE OF POSSESIONS DEVOLVE INTO A CHEVY!
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Post by Mackenzie Gorn on Mar 9, 2015 4:48:15 GMT -5
Butterfinger Ted
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on Mar 9, 2015 5:04:52 GMT -5
Joey Abs.
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