Emmet Russell
King Koopa
Quieter
The best wrestler on earth.
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Post by Emmet Russell on Mar 5, 2015 5:27:08 GMT -5
1. Rusev forces Cena to burn the American flag.
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Abdullah
Hank Scorpio
Thank you, Ishmeal Loves Bayley!
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Post by Abdullah on Mar 5, 2015 5:49:55 GMT -5
Knowing WWE, I wouldn't bat an eye if abducting Lana was seen as ultimate face move.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Mar 5, 2015 5:54:34 GMT -5
3. Make Rusev lose the belt to someone else and challenge THAT guy for the US belt.
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Post by Germansuplex on Mar 5, 2015 5:59:18 GMT -5
4. ARMBAR!
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Post by DSR on Mar 5, 2015 6:19:49 GMT -5
5. Horrible Photoshop "jokes"
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Post by Ruthless Pessimism on Mar 5, 2015 8:18:45 GMT -5
1] 15 minute 'rap' promo in southern preacher voice
2] Lay down challenge, adding 'you can't see me' and so forth
3] Win title at WrestleMania
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 5, 2015 8:30:29 GMT -5
Kick Rusev in the groin and put him in the STF until he passes out
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Mar 5, 2015 8:36:55 GMT -5
Just steal the damn belt. Clearly no one with any kind of Authority over these types of things are watching.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Mar 5, 2015 8:48:34 GMT -5
Waxing Rusev's chest
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 5, 2015 9:44:45 GMT -5
He'll just keep pointing at the Wreslemania Sign until Rusev gives in
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Batman
Don Corleone
I am Batman.
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Post by Batman on Mar 5, 2015 9:50:17 GMT -5
He will be granted a title match, but only if he chooses which of his two best friends will live, and which one will die...
Did I mention one of these friends is a talking pie?
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 10:10:42 GMT -5
Puts his balls in the mashed potatoes
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Post by Grand Papillon "The Banker" on Mar 5, 2015 10:44:18 GMT -5
Put his career on the line...
Because if there was any doubt in anyone's mind that Cena was winning, this would totally take care of that
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Mar 5, 2015 10:59:34 GMT -5
17: Dumps a nice watery borscht on Lana, making her outfit slightly see through, embarrassing her and enraging Rusev.
18: Maliciously breaks Rusev's favorite Russian themed vodka decanter.
19: Horrible photoshops.
20: Fecal based humor. "POO-tin! LOL111!!!"
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DjZonk
Don Corleone
Where's my cat?
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Post by DjZonk on Mar 5, 2015 11:01:00 GMT -5
21. Goes on a hunger strike.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 11:38:51 GMT -5
22. Insults Rusev's weight problem.
23. Makes a petition at the new RAW demanding to stop "the Cena embargo".
24. Gives up, and goes back to begging to get into the Andre the Giant Battle Royale.
25. Steal the US Championship from Rusev's luggage, only to be ambushed by Curtis Axel, who is ambused by Adam Rose, who is ambushed by the Ascension, only to see the belt wind up in the possession of the New Day.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Mar 5, 2015 11:40:53 GMT -5
26. Threaten to pull down that big Russian flag the next time it unfurls.
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Post by thegame415 on Mar 5, 2015 12:37:31 GMT -5
"You see Rusev, you haven't been in the same shoes as me. Maybe it's cause you don't wear shoes, but if you decide to one day, you will never be able to see the things I saw, be the things I was, and achieve the things I did. You walked into this company built as a beast. You had the powers that be behind you. I wasn't supposed to succeed. I've fought tooth and nail for everything I have in this business through blood, sweat and tears. I lay it all on the line every single night in this ring, and I still get some chowder head booing me in the front row. But you know what, I don't let it stop me. I never have, and I never will. If I can make through 13 years of people calling for my head, 13 years of fighting for everything and 13 years of things you never have and never will have to deal with, I can make it through one night in the ring with you. Rusev, if you really have any balls and don't have to get permission from Lana, put that US title on the line at WrestleMania. You beat me, you start to earn some of your keep. But I promise that 13 years vs your one night win will not stop me!"
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 5, 2015 19:53:55 GMT -5
Start breaking Russian nesting dolls until he gives in.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2015 19:59:44 GMT -5
Cuts his usual promo and closes with "Ivan Drago is a pussy!" This sends Rusev over the edge.
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