dav
Hank Scorpio
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Post by dav on Mar 5, 2015 12:02:11 GMT -5
1: Enter by forcing Daniel Bryan to give him a piggyback to the ring.
2: Bring in the only man who can back him up against Brock Lesnar... the Big Show.
3: Get all theme music to be replaced by versions played solely be accordions.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Mar 5, 2015 12:10:03 GMT -5
4. Roman empire themed entrance featuring Bull Dempsey in a toga.
5. Reigns wins in 18 seconds after Brock Lesnar is distracted by Paul Heyman kissing him.
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Mar 5, 2015 12:48:24 GMT -5
6. Roman uses a D-Bry tshirt as a hanky to blow his nose in. 7. Roman uses Bryan as a human step to clime into the ring. 8. Roman reveals he loves Justin Beiber before the match.
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 5, 2015 12:55:48 GMT -5
9. All former World Champs come down the isle and form two lines. Roman walks to the ring between the lines. The former champs all drop to their knees and do the Wayne's World "we're not worthy"
10. After Roman wins: Hogan, Rock and Stone Cold hold him on their shoulders and parade him around the ring like a conquering God.
11. In honor of giving the Divas more time, the first hour of Wrestlemania is devoted to the Divas... and it's just a video of them taking turns talking to the camera about how much they want to have sex with Roman Reigns.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Mar 5, 2015 14:08:27 GMT -5
12. This becomes his theme at Wrestlemania:
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Post by Aceorton on Mar 5, 2015 15:37:23 GMT -5
13. Could pin Brock at several points in the match. Instead keeps trying to beat him with the YES Lock.
14. Ringside high-fives and hugs with Florida Georgia Line.
15. In addition to the title belt, he is given the oversized King of the Ring crown they used in 1993-95.
16. Network-only post-show is called "The Roman Reigns WrestleMania Wrap Party sponsored by Oscar Mayer Lunchables."
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Mar 5, 2015 19:51:22 GMT -5
17. He reveals that he's a Dodgers fan and hates the 49ers (cheap heat in the Bay Area)
18. Since WrestleMania is in Levis' Stadium, he professes his love for Wrangler jeans.
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jetsonic
Team Rocket
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by jetsonic on Mar 5, 2015 19:54:12 GMT -5
19. Simply being Roman Reigns and not Daniel Bryan
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