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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 16:53:09 GMT -5
...I'd root for Hitler.
only because I know that's not really Hitler
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Mar 8, 2015 17:48:20 GMT -5
Roman would get over if he were to come up short this year after an incredible showing where Brock wins in the last second. Then Roman spends the year going back to basics, working his way up the HBK/Bret way. He's won a tag championship, put a midcard belt on him, let him punch annoying midcard heels for opening their mouths too much, give him another match that's on the level of his showing with Bryan from Fastlane. He needs another year to cultivate. And for the love of god, put the WWE Championship on Bryan for a real run. The fans won't let that go till they get it. And this is exactly what is going to happen. Lesnar will "make him look really strong" but Roman won't win the belt, i'm 100% positive about it. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 17:51:44 GMT -5
It would fit with WWE logic to have a Samoan beat Hitler instead of a Jewish wrestler too.
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Post by hassanchop on Mar 8, 2015 17:53:36 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2015 18:09:19 GMT -5
Reigns beats Alex Riley, Zack Ryder, and The Miz in a 1 on 3 handicap match, becoming the top face on the roster.
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Post by Jeff Mangum PI on Mar 8, 2015 18:16:35 GMT -5
If Booker T can't even win the belt at WM19, what makes you think Hitler's gonna job on the Grandest Stage of Them All?
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Post by Dang! on Mar 9, 2015 2:07:32 GMT -5
Hitler was WAY better on the mic than him. They'd double turn within a short time. Maybe in a Jewish community they'd both get booed and get "Goldberg!" chants.
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Post by RedDevil on Mar 9, 2015 3:13:53 GMT -5
Ok here's the set up. Damien Sandow brings back Santino Marella. Everyone pays them no mind. They go around backstage talking to people and are generally laughed at. Then come Summerslam it's the big showdown between Reigns and Rollins. Then out runs Marella and trips Rollins. Reigns looks confused but takes advantage of this. Next night on Raw Marella comes out and Roman asks im why? He says you are Roman, I am Roman. Eh? Everyone laughs. Rollins comes down angry. Santino says the Roman empire must rise again and greedy capitalist Rollins has no allies. Meanwhile he has a strong AXIS. Show Sandow ripping off his fake beard to reveal his only facial hair is a tiny moustache. Damien Hitlerdow has arrived. Reigns smiles and hands the title to Hitlerdow. Over the next few weeks Reigns goes on a spree powerbombing every past winner of the European Chamionship. During one of their backstage murder sprees they run into Cesaro. "Do you want some of this" Hitlerdow points at the carnage. "Nah I'm neutral." Cesaro says and smiles and walks away. After way too long american hero John Cena decides to get off his ass and save his long time friend(?) Wade Barret (hey he saved Edge) when out of nowhere from behind, it's Hideo Itami! So finally Russev starts marching to the ring. Pointing at the Axis. They attack. They can't break him. Daniel Bryan attacks Itami. Cena recovers and attacks. Wade and Russev have been stonewalling the Axis until HHH arrives and America saves the day single handedly. Suck it Euro losers!!! Confetti reigns down and holograms of Elvis and Whitney Houston duet with Lady Gaga and Blake Shelton on the most horrid cross genre rendition of America the Beautiful. Children are shown with one hand over their heart and a tear in their eye on the titantron as we fade to black. That's so beautiful - and it's educational as well; the E can run many, many masturbatory promos about how they are teaching school children about history - it works on every level. |
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Mar 9, 2015 3:55:35 GMT -5
The only thing you'd accomplish by having Roman beat Hitler is the alienation of any neo-nazis that might watch their product.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2015 3:58:25 GMT -5
...I'd root for Hitler. only because I know that's not really Hitler It would give Simon Gotch a decent chance of fast-tracking to the main roster. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 9, 2015 9:26:06 GMT -5
...I'd root for Hitler. ... *SNIP* ... only because I know that's not really Hitler And you'd be internet-famous for a while as the "LET'S GO HITLER!" guy. In all seriousness, Roman isn't EVER going to get over. As long as Vince (and his cabal of yes-men and Hollyweirdos) keeps booking the show to spite the internet (and other "kayfabe is dead" fans), the internet (et. al) is going to shit on whoever they know Vince likes in order to spite him right back. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Mar 9, 2015 13:34:34 GMT -5
Reigns beats Alex Riley, Zack Ryder, and The Miz in a 1 on 3 handicap match, becoming the top face on the roster. trolololololol song Gee, thanks for making sure I'd never like Roman.  |
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Mar 9, 2015 13:55:47 GMT -5
I'd more expect Vince's German heel to have the helmet with the spike on top and a twirled mustache, ala Kaiser Wilhelm.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2015 14:04:13 GMT -5
Will Roman be dressed as a ninja turtle? This is important to my decision.  |
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Post by FAR5222 on Mar 9, 2015 14:14:45 GMT -5
All jokes aside. If he got bad ass music that isn't the Shield's song and put some trunks on and murked people with little promo time and a damn character we can get behind that IS UNDERSTANDABLE then we have a future cash cow.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2015 14:27:33 GMT -5
All jokes aside. If he got bad ass music that isn't the Shield's song and put some trunks on and murked people with little promo time and a damn character we can get behind that IS UNDERSTANDABLE then we have a future cash cow. I have to admit, I would probably find myself liking him a little more if he dropped the Shield gimmick. I think hanging on to that reminds me too much of "the Rocker" Marty Jannetty. |
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Post by The Tim Duncan Experience on Mar 9, 2015 15:17:08 GMT -5
I'd more expect Vince's German heel to have the helmet with the spike on top and a twirled mustache, ala Kaiser Wilhelm.  |
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