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Post by bmfjules on Mar 15, 2015 18:48:37 GMT -5
So on her way to work, around 2PM my wife calls me. She says she is going to ask me a strange question. Right away my mind starts going into every possible direction, except the one that she winds up asking...
"What state does Brock Lesnar live in?"
"Huh?"
"I told you it was weird... what state does he live in?"
"Minnesota. Why?"
"Well, I swear I just saw him going into KFC. He was in a white car, with a blonde lady, and the car had Minnesota plates..."
"......."
She said she did get a look at his face to confirm it was at least someone who looked a hell of a lot like him, and of course, said guy was a freaking giant of a man.
For the record we live in the small southern IL town of Benton. Monday Night Raw is in Iowa tomorrow (a four/five hour drive from here), so IF she is indeed correct, and she's not the type to lie, maybe he is going to be at Raw tomorrow.
I have nothing else to say, other than this was a very bizzare occurrence that I wanted to commit down in words before I convinced myself it actually didn't happen.
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 15, 2015 18:49:31 GMT -5
I can't imagine he has many lookalikes out there.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Mar 15, 2015 18:50:35 GMT -5
The only hole in the story is I can't see Brock eating something that someone else killed. He probably has the carcass of the last moose he slayed strapped to the roof of his rental car when he travels.
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 15, 2015 18:51:20 GMT -5
Obviously mistaken identity. We all know Brock prefers Hardee's.
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Post by sdoyle7798 on Mar 15, 2015 18:52:28 GMT -5
The only hole in the story is I can't see Brock eating something that someone else killed. He probably has the carcass of the last moose he slayed strapped to the roof of his rental car when he travels. You forgot to add "barehanded" after the word "slayed." |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 18:52:56 GMT -5
Pffft...Like Brock drives a car like normal human.
He rides on the backs of bears he captured in the wild.
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Post by bigjohnsons on Mar 15, 2015 18:54:27 GMT -5
Paul Heyman has Blonde Hair now :/
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Post by bmfjules on Mar 15, 2015 18:54:55 GMT -5
Obviously mistaken identity. We all know Brock prefers Hardee's. Well, our KFC is directly across the street from our Hardees. If it was him, he did pass up a Jimmy Johns only 20 minutes to the north of our little watering hole. |
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Post by hargh on Mar 15, 2015 18:56:16 GMT -5
"My client would like one of your Famous Bowls. He also conquered The Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania 30. Thank you.....oh, and a diet coke to drink!"
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 15, 2015 18:57:23 GMT -5
Obviously mistaken identity. We all know Brock prefers Hardee's. Well, our KFC is directly across the street from our Hardees. If it was him, he did pass up a Jimmy Johns only 20 minutes to the north of our little watering hole. Now I'm having images of Brock taking one of those ridicously huge Hardee's burgers and slapping some ridiculously huge KFC chicken breasts into it and scarfing it down all at once. |
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Post by DSR on Mar 15, 2015 18:57:38 GMT -5
Pffft...Like Brock drives a car like normal human. He rides on the backs of bears he captured in the wild. Then complains that they move too slow, so he has the bears ride on his back. |
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Post by Rican on Mar 15, 2015 18:59:50 GMT -5
Did he pay for his meal or just stare at the cashier until they gave him all the food they had?
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 15, 2015 19:02:42 GMT -5
Wow Brock eats KFC? I can't eat that stuff it gives me the runs. Wonder what he orders there.
On a side note I saw a man who I think was Mabel in a KFC restroom. He stood at the next urinal over saying mmm mmmm they don't call it finger lookin good for nothin.
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Post by bmfjules on Mar 15, 2015 19:07:51 GMT -5
Did he pay for his meal or just stare at the cashier until they gave him all the food they had? I want to imagine his theme music played on the speakers inside and he did his bouncing peck dance at which point everyone in the restaurant fled, leaving him all of their food to gorge upon. |
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Post by tenshi on Mar 15, 2015 19:10:04 GMT -5
Jimmy John's isn't going to like Brock being unfaithful to them like that.
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Post by Demented on Mar 15, 2015 19:11:02 GMT -5
KFC Cashier: Hello, sir. Welcome to KFC. May I take your order?
Brock: Piss.
Cashier: Excuse me?
Brock: PISS!
Cashier: Oh! Restroom. Sorry, sir. The men's restroom is unavailable at this time. Would you like...
*Brock F-5's the KFC building*
*Brock gets back in his car*
Sable:... I told you we should have stopped at Jimmy Johns.
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Mar 15, 2015 19:17:43 GMT -5
EAT KFC, VICTIMIZE the bathroom, REPEAT
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Post by "I'm Batman..." on Mar 15, 2015 19:34:42 GMT -5
Seems legit.
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Post by edgestar on Mar 15, 2015 19:37:04 GMT -5
"My client would like one of your Famous Bowls. He also conquered The Undertaker's streak at Wrestlemania 30. Thank you.....oh, and a diet coke to drink!" "Your customer, BRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK LLLLLLLLLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR will have the POPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN" KFC Employee: This isn't Sonic, we don't need to know our customers names! |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 15, 2015 19:39:26 GMT -5
Pffft...Like Brock drives a car like normal human. He rides on the backs of bears he captured in the wild. He does WHAT?!? *ragemode* |
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