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Post by Mama Rhodes Looking @ U Now on Mar 19, 2015 5:14:42 GMT -5
A Kurt Angle retirement match is something I never want to see in my life, because I know it'd be like 30 variations on a cage moonsault until he just dies.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Mar 19, 2015 7:26:37 GMT -5
It's true this time just look into my eyes. Just look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. "I'm looking, Kurt! You look a bit tired, man. Your skin seems dry" "Well then, maybe i should borrow some skin..." "Hahaha what are you? A sna... Why are you holding that knife?"
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Mar 19, 2015 8:16:46 GMT -5
Kurt's contract expires when his bones turn into powder.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 19, 2015 9:07:51 GMT -5
Angle claims he's going to retire soon more than Terry Funk and Perro Aguayo. Kurt's son will debut in the ring before Kurt calls it quits.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 19, 2015 9:17:49 GMT -5
I'm surprised to hear Kurt's TNA contract actually has an expiry date We'll get news that he re-signed with them tomorrow... followed by one every week for like 6 years
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Mar 19, 2015 9:19:31 GMT -5
So, Kurt, why aren't you in TNA anymore?
<Kurt> My Contract was Hacked.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Mar 19, 2015 9:24:23 GMT -5
Angle-Bryan Summerslam 2016 confirmed. Not happening, Angle already tried to get back in WWE this last time and they basically repeatedly told him they're not interested. Yeah, he was apparently trying to come back after his TNA contract ran out last year. WWE think he's a liability and honestly he very well could be. I also don't see Kurt accepting a non-wrestling role even if one was offered.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 19, 2015 9:43:04 GMT -5
I'm surprised to hear Kurt's TNA contract actually has an expiry date At this point I'm willing to bet that the date is when Kurt's skin melts off and we see he's actually has a terminator like robot skeleton underneath. He's more machine than man now. A drinking, DUI having machine... like Bender!
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Post by . on Mar 19, 2015 18:43:56 GMT -5
Angle-Bryan Summerslam 2016 confirmed. God, I hope so! Why? Looking forward to seeing a wrestler almost die/ cripple himself live?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 20, 2015 9:29:00 GMT -5
I'm surprised to hear Kurt's TNA contract actually has an expiry date At this point I'm willing to bet that the date is when Kurt's skin melts off and we see he's actually has a terminator like robot skeleton underneath. He's more machine than man now. A drinking, DUI having machine... like Bender! At which point, he starts dancing and singing, "Kurt is great! Kurt is great! Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt is great!"
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Mar 20, 2015 16:19:13 GMT -5
Angle claims he's going to retire soon more than Terry Funk and Perro Aguayo. Kurt's son will debut in the ring before Kurt calls it quits. Decades from now, Kurt Angle Jr.'s daughter will probably wind up losing the Knockouts title to her Crazy Grandpa Kurt in an intergender feud.
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 20, 2015 16:24:03 GMT -5
Angle's contract doesn't have an expiration date
But I think Angle himself DOES
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Mar 20, 2015 16:43:38 GMT -5
Angle-Bryan Summerslam 2016 confirmed. It'll be a triple threat match with the Miz, and miz will make them both tap with his crappy figure 4 and be declared the ultimate submission expert in sports entertainment
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Mar 20, 2015 16:46:01 GMT -5
A Kurt Angle retirement match is something I never want to see in my life, because I know it'd be like 30 variations on a cage moonsault until he just dies. That's when he breaks out the 2 cold scorpio moonsault legdrop
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Mar 20, 2015 18:31:34 GMT -5
Angle claims he's going to retire soon more than Terry Funk and Perro Aguayo. Kurt's son will debut in the ring before Kurt calls it quits. Decades from now, Kurt Angle Jr.'s daughter will probably wind up losing the Knockouts title to her Crazy Grandpa Kurt in an intergender feud. "Who the hell booked this crap?" (Picture of a smug Vince Russo III with a shit eating grin posted here)
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