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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 27, 2015 22:11:58 GMT -5
They might as well have said this with how vague they were as to why Joe was suddenly gone.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Mar 27, 2015 23:19:53 GMT -5
"He stepped into a Golden Corral at 4:21 pm local time last Tuesday. We haven't seen him since. Damn you, Chocolate Wonderfall."
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Post by jimmyjames on Mar 27, 2015 23:20:07 GMT -5
I'm shocked they even mentioned he was gone. I thought they wouldn't even mention he was gone and act like he was never even in The Beatdown clan.
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Post by Psy on Mar 27, 2015 23:22:53 GMT -5
Samoa Joe was made of actual toasted coconut & caramel and drizzled with chocolate. Someone dropped him and that's how the cookie crumbles.
This is a terrible Girl Scout cookie reference.
I should feel bad, but you just know TNA is going to f***ing steal it and make it into a 6-month program.
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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 27, 2015 23:27:32 GMT -5
Lashley: I'll join you guys now, I just really didn't like Joe
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 28, 2015 9:59:32 GMT -5
"He stepped into a Golden Corral at 4:21 pm local time last Tuesday. We haven't seen him since. Damn you, Chocolate Wonderfall." There's your porn name, Hito. I was hoping they'd do a fake shemp angle with Joe. We'd see only his back and side until we meet new BDC member, Joe Besser. |
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Post by wildojinx on Mar 28, 2015 10:18:28 GMT -5
Cant they just have the ninjas abduct him again?
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Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Mar 28, 2015 10:58:33 GMT -5
They didn't use and film a flipbook documenting this amazing event of the spaceship going up into the clouds?!
For shame, TNA, for shame. ;-)
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2015 11:08:20 GMT -5
Springfield Mystery Spot claims another victim.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2015 11:15:06 GMT -5
Samoa Joe got stuck in a door trying to enter the arena. He remains stuck as all efforts to grease the door frame have resulted in Joe eating the grease.
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I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Mar 28, 2015 11:25:12 GMT -5
Just replay that footage where he was abducted by Ninjas. Josh and Taz can sell it like this is not just a replay, but it's a new incident. 'NOT AGAIN!'
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Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 28, 2015 12:01:54 GMT -5
He's not missing. He's at the all you can eat special at Sizzler.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 28, 2015 13:40:34 GMT -5
Joe won a Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. He's never coming out of there.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 28, 2015 14:00:38 GMT -5
Samoa Joe returned to his home planet, ate everything on the planet, and they had to close the planet.
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Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Mar 28, 2015 14:18:58 GMT -5
They lost him at baggage claim on the way back to America
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on Mar 28, 2015 21:14:01 GMT -5
Joe's simply at home.
Washing his tights.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 29, 2015 6:35:19 GMT -5
Mistaken for ManBearPig, he was shot by Al Gore to show everyone he's super cereal about stopping Global Warming.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2015 13:52:07 GMT -5
I missed the show, what did they say and how awkward was it?
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 29, 2015 14:01:27 GMT -5
Springfield Mystery Spot claims another victim. Joe: "Arghhhhhhhhhh......Ooooh *takes picture*......arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" |
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Post by SAJ Forth on Mar 29, 2015 15:00:29 GMT -5
Strange way they went about it.
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