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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2015 1:04:59 GMT -5
So, I'll start, cause I needed a place to say this without my friends judging the hell out of me. I just spent two hours talking to a girl, she seemed really interested, and I spent the entire time trying to convince her as to why I would be a horrible boyfriend and nobody should ever date me. I will admit, I was under the influence of a lot of alcohol. Now that I'm starting to sober up, and I'm home alone, I'm thinking, what the hell is drunk me thinking? She was fine! I shouldn't have told her any of that! Anyways, that's not the weirdest thing I've done, but right now, that's all I can think about, I'll probably update this when I think sober up and think of something else, but for now, you guys tell me your stories.
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Post by suave on Mar 28, 2015 1:36:13 GMT -5
Just happened a few hours ago. I didn't think I was that drunk, but apparently I gave my sister a rambling speech about how she's too young to worry about boys and dating. She said I looked wasted. Drunk me is such a good role model.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 28, 2015 1:37:27 GMT -5
Your mom.
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Post by bibboid on Mar 28, 2015 1:41:45 GMT -5
During a night of drinking in college, one of my dorm mates bet me I couldn't jump from the floor onto a desk. I succeeded, but the desk immediately collapsed beneath my weight. (It was one of those cheap fiberboard things much like a "table" in wrestling) We quickly grabbed the pieces and carried them two floors down to the study room and carried up another desk. My dorm mate then challenged me to jump onto this desk, too. The result was the same as the first time.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 28, 2015 9:18:50 GMT -5
I was at a party dressed as Robin Hood once. Had some vodka jelly shots which were... strong, brah. Anyway, I was soon puking in the back garden, hunched over their outside drain. As soon as I was done puking, I took the feather out of my Robin Hood hat and steadily burned it with my cigarette lighter. I still have no idea what my aim was. Perhaps to seem nonchalant? AVATAR APPROPRIATE
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2015 9:44:53 GMT -5
excellent answer Shelton.
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Post by bigjohnsons on Mar 28, 2015 10:58:44 GMT -5
A man gave me and my manager a bottle of some really expensive champagne ....
Long story short We both woke up in Vegas which is about 300 miles away and I had no memory of ever going there
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Post by edgestar on Mar 28, 2015 11:06:32 GMT -5
Laughed. A lot.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2015 11:17:35 GMT -5
Laughed. A lot. I feel this. They say it's a depressant, I don't think so.
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 28, 2015 11:58:02 GMT -5
Delivered a long monologue about the joys of staying single
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Post by Professor Chaos on Mar 28, 2015 13:01:17 GMT -5
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Post by Toxik916 on Mar 28, 2015 13:40:17 GMT -5
Good God where do I even begin?
Fell through the picket fence head first at my parents house.
Took several huge bites out of a 2 pound block of cheese and I didn't know it happened until the next day when my dad asked if I came back to the kitchen to finish off the cheese.
Went to Paris with some random skank that pullled me from the bar. I have no idea this girl's name, but she had a great time using me and my buddy.
Made out with numerous 40-50 year-old women on separate occasions.
Accidentally dined and dashed last week without realizing it until the next day.
Almost got into a fight against 10 dudes until my buddy threw me in a cab.
Once pissed in my dresser drawer blacked out, I must have thought it was a toilet.
Was pissing in the toilet when I lost balance and fell into the shower ripped down the shower curtain and was pissing straight in the air in which the piss landed right on me.
Fallen into several bushes.
Made out with friend's siblings.
Lost $300 in 30 minutes playing blackjack
Verbally abused multiple cab drivers
Showed up to work blasted and ended up napping on the job for like 4 hours.
There's plenty more dumb stories but this is just the tip of the iceberg.
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Post by revolver86 on Mar 28, 2015 16:59:20 GMT -5
A couple years back, me and my legion of marks were doing a pay per view at our local watering hole and my buddy gave me a cutoff Stone Cold shirt, as a gift. In response, I had them blast his theme and got up on the bar stool, had my buddy, behind the bar, toss me some Steveweisers and did the beer bath. The marks loved it, my girlfriend, not so much.
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Post by bigjohnsons on Mar 28, 2015 17:06:13 GMT -5
Also my bodybuilder cousin got drunk once and started yelling "WOOOO IM RIC FLAIR N......." Without even knowing anything about wrestling
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Post by Essential1 on Mar 28, 2015 17:07:39 GMT -5
Nothing that weird but one time my trousers kept falling down and I was so leg less I stumbled and when I get that wasted I start jogging to stop myself falling over but I end up falling over anyway.
My friend was running after me worried I was going to stumble into a car(again) or go into the road and I think he helped pull my trousers up. Afterwards we sat down and he got me a bottle of water(which I don't remember him buying) and he always mentions this story to me randomly.
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Post by triplethreatmark on Mar 28, 2015 17:23:14 GMT -5
Chased my friends around with my dick out. On three separate occasions.
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Mar 28, 2015 18:12:23 GMT -5
Just last week at Shutocon, I went on a more-serious-than-I-want-to-admit rant about being a part of the patriarchy.
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No Longer a Produceman
Dennis Stamp
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Mar 28, 2015 18:17:12 GMT -5
Made the questionable decision to go over to my ex girlfriend's house and start drinking with her older sister on the front porch at midnight. (we were good friends and to an extent still are).
We ended up wrestling around on the lawn. I lost and got slammed face first onto the lawn. Local PD happened to drive by and stopped to talk to us to make sure we weren't doing anything too stupid. Ended the night making out with, then having sex with her. To this day my ex has no clue.
As a bonus, her sister ended up introducing me to my future wife a few months later.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2015 18:49:19 GMT -5
Made the questionable decision to go over to my ex girlfriend's house and start drinking with her older sister on the front porch at midnight. (we were good friends and to an extent still are). We ended up wrestling around on the lawn. I lost and got slammed face first onto the lawn. Local PD happened to drive by and stopped to talk to us to make sure we weren't doing anything too stupid. Ended the night making out with, then having sex with her. To this day my ex has no clue. As a bonus, her sister ended up introducing me to my future wife a few months later. You just went full Oliver Queen.
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Mar 28, 2015 19:07:12 GMT -5
Delivered a long monologue about the joys of staying single How often do you get drunk?
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