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Post by Sephiroth on May 7, 2015 19:11:19 GMT -5
Ate a KFC double down sandwich
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Post by héad.casé on May 7, 2015 19:38:12 GMT -5
I don't think i've done anything that crazy while i'm drunk, but I have had some crazy nights. One of which was last summer when we were at a Kings of Leon gig in the middle of a huge field. I had wrestled earlier on in the day, so even wondered if i'd make it to the gig in time. It was really hot that day. We got to the field, sat as close as we could, I think about 3 support bands had already been on by the time we got there straight from me wrestling. The only alcohol they had all night was cider.
I was pretty smashed by the time KOL came on. Anyway about an hour into the gig, a beautiful blonde walks in front of me to find her way back to her friends I think, but she looks my way as she's walking, asks me if she can take a selfie with me (not even a hello, just "can I take a selfie?", I of course say yes. She asks me if i'm on Facebook, I say yes. She gives me her name, spells it out for me and asks me to remember it (which i'm impressed I did). Of course my group of friends I was at the gig with were stunned. Especially a couple who fancy themselves ladies men. When they asked what it was about me, she said "The beard" (I have a long goatee), gave it a ruffle and walked back to her friends.
My friends couldn't stop talking about it all night. One thought i'd got her number and asked how I got a stunning young blonde to just come up to me and get her number? How did I do that? They were stunned with a mix of jealousy. Anyway, I eventually did find her on facebook, she sent me the selfie, and we had some fun chats, but I don't think she was interested in anything romantic judging by the way the talks were going. She got with someone about 3 or 4 months after that anyway. But that selfie will always be a great memory of an awesome night.
One other drunken night out at our local rock/metal bar, I went there with a friend to watch a band play as he knew the drummer. So when the band take a break we all go outside for a cigarette, then I got introduced to a drunk young lady who was with her mother. Apparently this young lady likes smooth shaved heads and long beards. So she toasted me to having a look she likes, her and the mother both tell me I should braid my goatee, which they both try doing. Say it's not long enough to braid (which I don't think it was at this point, it's at shoulder length right now) and walk off. I never did see them again for the rest of the night.
So the moral of the story is - girls dig beards! Or at least the few i've come across do. Growing out this thing long has been the best decision I ever made!
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Post by Sephiroth on May 7, 2015 19:50:43 GMT -5
I don't think i've done anything that crazy while i'm drunk, but I have had some crazy nights. One of which was last summer when we were at a Kings of Leon gig in the middle of a huge field. I had wrestled earlier on in the day, so even wondered if i'd make it to the gig in time. It was really hot that day. We got to the field, sat as close as we could, I think about 3 support bands had already been on by the time we got there straight from me wrestling. The only alcohol they had all night was cider. I was pretty smashed by the time KOL came on. Anyway about an hour into the gig, a beautiful blonde walks in front of me to find her way back to her friends I think, but she looks my way as she's walking, asks me if she can take a selfie with me (not even a hello, just "can I take a selfie?", I of course say yes. She asks me if i'm on Facebook, I say yes. She gives me her name, spells it out for me and asks me to remember it (which i'm impressed I did). Of course my group of friends I was at the gig with were stunned. Especially a couple who fancy themselves ladies men. When they asked what it was about me, she said "The beard" (I have a long goatee), gave it a ruffle and walked back to her friends. My friends couldn't stop talking about it all night. One thought i'd got her number and asked how I got a stunning young blonde to just come up to me and get her number? How did I do that? They were stunned with a mix of jealousy. Anyway, I eventually did find her on facebook, she sent me the selfie, and we had some fun chats, but I don't think she was interested in anything romantic judging by the way the talks were going. She got with someone about 3 or 4 months after that anyway. But that selfie will always be a great memory of an awesome night. One other drunken night out at our local rock/metal bar, I went there with a friend to watch a band play as he knew the drummer. So when the band take a break we all go outside for a cigarette, then I got introduced to a drunk young lady who was with her mother. Apparently this young lady likes smooth shaved heads and long beards. So she toasted me to having a look she likes, her and the mother both tell me I should braid my goatee, which they both try doing. Say it's not long enough to braid (which I don't think it was at this point, it's at shoulder length right now) and walk off. I never did see them again for the rest of the night. So the moral of the story is - girls dig beards! Or at least the few i've come across do. Growing out this thing long has been the best decision I ever made!  |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 7, 2015 19:59:33 GMT -5
Ate a KFC double down sandwich Oh man those things are a dump and a half lol. |
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on May 7, 2015 20:03:22 GMT -5
Naked Splits
Diarrhea on a golf course at 2am
Walking across campus singing stuff from Rocky Horror Picture Show loudly and badly
Don't f***ing drink Tequila if it wears a hat.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 7, 2015 20:03:32 GMT -5
Another one I just thought of! Sending a flirting/sweet message on Facebook RIGHT AFTER I posted a link to "Mirrors" by Justin Timberlake on my main page. Luckily I'm shallow enough to go for the more pretty girls rather than just clever girls who'd probably piece it together.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on May 7, 2015 23:06:31 GMT -5
(in order I remember)
1.Tried going skinny dipping in 30 feet of water in spite of not knowing how to swim.
2.Confessed my bisexuality to the people there (it was not very known before that)
3.Starred at my friend's girlfriend as she stripped naked while he yelled at me to stop.
4.Tried confronting the guy who sexually harassed my sister in Drama.
5.Apologized to my brother for trying to steal his girlfriend 3 years earlier. We had never spoken about it before.
6.I punched a friend in the face.
7.I tackled another friend.
8.I broke a vase and tried giving out my pin to pay for it on my debit card.
9.I had a couple make out on my face and then I used them as a pillow while they kept going at it.
This was all in the same night btw.
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Post by Perd on May 7, 2015 23:16:25 GMT -5
Hand fed pizza to a bum.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 8, 2015 6:52:53 GMT -5
Thanks again for the pizza! |
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Post by Mozenrath on May 8, 2015 6:54:57 GMT -5
I've never been outright drunk, but one time when I was sort-of buzzed, I read the track list on an Irish pub songs CD, apparently in a startlingly good Irish brogue. I have no recollection of how I did this.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 26, 2015 0:02:28 GMT -5
I got a new one!
Getting into a heated debate with a girl I haven't seen since high school over German domestic policy. The conversation somehow ended with me offering to get on my fight shorts, gloves, and mouthpiece, and meet anyone who has a problem with my Internet activity. This wasn't directed to the girl, but I guess to legislatures since one of the points was about Germany considering some law about monitoring Internet activity. I just wanted to mention that so folks don't think I'm one of those dickheads that threatens women.
The same Facebook session ended up devolving into me leaving some snarky messages on other people's status updates and signing them, "-chael" (as in Chael Sonnen). I'm pretty sure the two or three I left were to other people I again haven't seen since high school. Also, I'm pretty positive they'd have no idea who the hell Chael Sonnen is.
I keep thinking I should never go on Facebook again after I've had a few lest this thread become "KAMALARAMBO's Thread of Stupidity", but it actually does lead to good things sometimes.
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 0:12:42 GMT -5
In highschool during a circle dance where someone or a group people go in the middle to perform some kind of dance move for a few seconds. Me and my friend decided to lift each other up for a vertical suplex but we would land on their feet and take turns lifting each other up. We did that about 10 times in a row.
Honestly it isn't the most exciting story to tell but it's really the most dangerous. Like I was feeling really nauseous from doing all of that so fast and I could of easily dropped my heavy friend or land on my head especially since I was drunk.
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Post by Mutant Couch on May 26, 2015 0:51:32 GMT -5
Propositioned a pizza delivery guy. I don't know why, but at the time I thought it would be really funny to recreate cheesy porn and ordered a pizza just for the purpose. I still feel really bad for the guy, he's just trying to do his job and some drunk chick is hitting on him. I've slowed danced with some random guy outside of a corner store and I'm pretty sure he was trying to sell me drugs. Other than that, I tend to remove just my bra whenever I get to a certain point and I've lost several which totally sucks, because those damn things are expensive.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 26, 2015 1:13:13 GMT -5
Propositioned a pizza delivery guy. I don't know why, but at the time I thought it would be really funny to recreate cheesy porn and ordered a pizza just for the purpose. I still feel really bad for the guy, he's just trying to do his job and some drunk chick is hitting on him. I've slowed danced with some random guy outside of a corner store and I'm pretty sure he was trying to sell me drugs. Other than that, I tend to remove just my bra whenever I get to a certain point and I've lost several which totally sucks, because those damn things are expensive. Did you order it with extra sausage or banana peppers? |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 26, 2015 4:29:17 GMT -5
This deserves more likes, dammit!  |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 26, 2015 4:33:49 GMT -5
Christy Hemme's bum got hungry again?  |
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 4:48:07 GMT -5
Setting up a hookup now  |
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on May 26, 2015 5:17:17 GMT -5
Wingmaned for a dude. First time ever.
I am straight.
He wanted me to peel off a dude from the dude he was interested in.
I did. I think I did it while speaking Romanian. I don't know Romanian.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on May 26, 2015 6:11:36 GMT -5
Setting up a hookup now See you in 20 |
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Post by Cvslfc123 on May 26, 2015 6:39:23 GMT -5
Slapped a bald bouncer on the head
Made out with a female friend
Smashed a picture at a house party then dumped it in the garden
Got hold of a random girl at a bar's phone and sent abusive text messages to her mother
Got thrown out of a bar for dancing through a fire exit
threw up all over my bathroom door then spent half an hour trying to clean it up
Spoke to a cab driver like Bane
Went to a fancy dress party dressed as a giant bunny, then ended up going to a bar and being fondled by a load of cougars.
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