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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 9:32:43 GMT -5
Adding yet another one. In the span of one night, took a nap in the back of my car, locked my car keys and phone in the car, tried to break my car open with a chair, sat in that chair while punching my car window, and finally, passed out on top of my car. This is what made me decide to go sober for a 100 days.
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Post by Evil Homer on May 26, 2015 14:46:56 GMT -5
Got onto the dance floor at a friends wedding ( I was a groomsman ) one of the bridesmates dragged me on the dance floor - I had never danced before in my entire adult life . I still hope and pray there is mo video of this
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Post by Evil Homer on May 26, 2015 14:59:56 GMT -5
Slapped a bald bouncer on the head Made out with a female friend Smashed a picture at a house party then dumped it in the garden Got hold of a random girl at a bar's phone and sent abusive text messages to her mother Got thrown out of a bar for dancing through a fire exit threw up all over my bathroom door then spent half an hour trying to clean it up Spoke to a cab driver like Bane Went to a fancy dress party dressed as a giant bunny, then ended up going to a bar and being fondled by a load of cougars. You know I dont agree with assaulting people for no reason , but some bouncers can be real shit heads for absolute no reason
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 15:06:11 GMT -5
Completely blacked out and woke up with a then new PS2 and a copy of K-1 Grand Prix.
Got sick of everybody at my friends' party and decided I needed a breather so I went and washed my car hammered at like 8:00PM.
Walked into a wall length mirror at some bar. I didn't know. I thought it was just more people.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on May 26, 2015 15:26:56 GMT -5
Slapped a bald bouncer on the head Made out with a female friend Smashed a picture at a house party then dumped it in the garden Got hold of a random girl at a bar's phone and sent abusive text messages to her mother Got thrown out of a bar for dancing through a fire exit threw up all over my bathroom door then spent half an hour trying to clean it up Spoke to a cab driver like Bane Went to a fancy dress party dressed as a giant bunny, then ended up going to a bar and being fondled by a load of cougars. You know I dont agree with assaulting people for no reason , but some bouncers can be real shit heads for absolute no reason Funnily enough I didn't get thrown out for it and the bouncers at this particular place are the most laid back i've ever seen.
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Post by Larryhausen on May 26, 2015 18:10:44 GMT -5
Pretty much everything I do I'm slightly drunk when im doing it.
Except when I'm at work, which is oddly the place where the weirdest stuff tends to happen.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jul 20, 2015 9:07:18 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure I once mentioned to my mom I was going cougar hunting.
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