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Post by thelonewolf527 on Mar 28, 2015 20:38:45 GMT -5
Because he's not at the Hall of Fame tonight.
Undertaker for who knows how long never went to the Hall of Fame in order to stay in character. And throughout these years, he won at WrestleMania every single time. Why's that? It's because with everyone else at the Hall of Fame celebrating all night long, Undertaker's the only person to actually get a good night of sleep the night before WrestleMania. Well last year he appeared at the show to pay tribute to Paul Bearer and looked what happened. He lost, badly. It's all because he wasn't well rested, especially compared to Brock Lesnar. Well now he's definitely getting his beauty sleep before the big night, so you can expect an easy win for him tomorrow.
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Mar 28, 2015 20:40:07 GMT -5
I don't know whether or not the dead man needs sleep, but I concur he is without a doubt going to win tomorrow night. And go on to face Sting next year!
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Mar 28, 2015 20:46:00 GMT -5
So you're saying that tonight, The Undertaker will REST. IN. PEACE?
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Post by Unaffiliated on Mar 28, 2015 20:46:19 GMT -5
So when he was telling his opponents to rest in peace, he was actually dishing out wrestling tips?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2015 20:47:58 GMT -5
This may be the best kayfabe reason for why Taker does not go on camera at HoF since the alternative is admitting "we induct dead people and its grim with him there".
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Mar 28, 2015 21:09:07 GMT -5
So when he was telling his opponents to rest in peace, he was actually dishing out wrestling tips? Yes. |
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Post by Kalmia on Mar 28, 2015 21:15:02 GMT -5
So, the Undertaker's source of power was never the urn or any other supernatural things, it's getting a full 8 hours sleep a night otherwise he wakes up cranky and loses his matches.
I can buy that.
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Post by What? on Mar 29, 2015 1:11:31 GMT -5
What would be your reactions if Wyatt got the 3 count???
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Post by bigjohnsons on Mar 29, 2015 1:12:18 GMT -5
What would be your reactions if Wyatt got the 3 count??? Ehhhh cool I guess |
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 29, 2015 1:12:41 GMT -5
What would be your reactions if Wyatt got the 3 count??? "Undertaker needs a tempurpedic mattress." |
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Post by King Devitt on Mar 29, 2015 1:13:50 GMT -5
What would be your reactions if Wyatt got the 3 count??? clearly Wyatt got more sleep then. |
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Post by What? on Mar 29, 2015 1:18:59 GMT -5
That'd be almost as big a surprise as last year in a way. It's more of a foregone conclusion that Taker wins, especially after last year. Maybe Stinger challenges him to break the reverse streak and end his career a winner.
Buuuuuut I also predicted that Trevor Murdoch was going to surprise the world and be an unlikely main eventer within 5 years, back in 2005 lol
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2015 1:55:48 GMT -5
What would be your reactions if Wyatt got the 3 count??? Pure elation. |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Mar 29, 2015 1:57:24 GMT -5
What would be your reactions if Wyatt got the 3 count??? Huh, Wyatt won. I wonder if Rick's getting kicked out of the ASZ. |
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Post by Chiral on Mar 29, 2015 2:34:43 GMT -5
This is so plausible it just might be right! On a side note, any time I hear "well rested" in relation to WWE I get flashbacks of that awful Cena promo before he won the Rumble in 2013.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Mar 29, 2015 7:51:04 GMT -5
Because he's the Undertaker. Dude always wins. The one time he loses people are tripping over themselves to talk about how great he is for jobbing.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Mar 29, 2015 10:49:14 GMT -5
I'mma laugh so hard when Bray catches that L. EAD, Bray.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 29, 2015 11:52:37 GMT -5
Could have saved a lot of room in that post by typing "because he's wrestling Bray Wyatt."
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Post by Johnny D on Mar 29, 2015 12:00:15 GMT -5
I like those odds!  |
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Mar 29, 2015 13:16:59 GMT -5
So..."Rest In Peace" was really just some sound life advice the whole time?
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