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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2015 3:55:19 GMT -5
Hello, it's me, Mr. Marshall. Please, call me Garry. Creator of many of your favorite 3 camera sitcoms. Happy Days, Mork & Mindy, Laverne & Shirley, The Odd Couple and others.
As you all know, I have been in an on again, off again, on again, fake baby plant relationship with miss Divine Decadence herself, Gilli Jacobs. And I am pleased to announce that we will be having our Beverly Hills wedding while my current wife Barbara is cryogenicly frozen.
Now in the meantime, if anyone has any questions they would like to ask me, go ahead. However, I must emphasis this, whatever you, DON'T ask me what the chicks will do when they see Grease Lightning. I cannot stress this point enough.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 1, 2015 3:56:59 GMT -5
So...
What will the chicks do when they see Grease Lightning?
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2015 4:03:59 GMT -5
So... What will the chicks do when they see Grease Lightning? Please, call me Garry. Well, as I understand it, the chicks HEYWAITAMINUTE! You almost made me say it! Also, did you know that the computer technology you used to create Lisa is the same I used to create Edna on "Laverne & Shirley"? |
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 1, 2015 4:06:23 GMT -5
Did you wear a brasier on you head?
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2015 4:12:25 GMT -5
Did you wear a brasier on you head? Absolutely, but I did that for every episode of "Laverne & Shirley". Whether I was making a woman with a computer or not! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 4:33:06 GMT -5
Yes!
Admit it! They wern't all happy days! And why was I never a guest star on your shows?
Is it a predjudice against internet morons who pretend they are champions of long dead wrestling companies?
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2015 5:28:40 GMT -5
Yes! Admit it! They wern't all happy days! And why was I never a guest star on your shows? Is it a predjudice against internet morons who pretend they are champions of long dead wrestling companies? First of all, please call me Garry. Secondly, I admit it. There were a few days that were not as happy as we lead the audience to believe. For example, did you know that Arnold's diner was a front for cooking and distributing meth? If you look closely there was a lot of that going on in the background. If we had gone on for another season, we would of paid this off with a story arc about the massive drug problem going on in Milwaukee, Wisconsin fueled by gang leader, Chuck Cunningham. It would of been like "Breaking Bad", except good. We would of had you guest star as "guy who sells and uses meth and is probably into dog fighting #2". The final episode would of seen a huge gang war, no survivors. Also, there was that time Ralph stubbed his toe. |
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Apr 1, 2015 8:03:54 GMT -5
Mr. Marshall, this is a very important question but what is Donny Most like in real life?
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2015 8:21:13 GMT -5
Mr. Marshall, this is a very important question but what is Donny Most like in real life? Please, call me Garry. I used to like Donny before he sued me for that time he stubbed his toe on the set of "Happy Days", which gave me the idea for that episode "Ralph stubs his toe" and I didn't give him a creative consultant credit. Fortunately I only lost $500,000,000 in the lawsuit. The point is, I am very rich. Which is why Gilli is marrying me. Also she loves me, I assume. Suck it Donny. |
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2015 22:31:32 GMT -5
Well that does it for questions. Thank you to everyone for participating. Before I go and get married to the love of my life, Gilli Jacobs, I just want to plug my good friend Paul F Tompkins and his show "No, You Shut Up!", Thursdays at 10 on the Fusion network. And his new podcast "Spontaneanation" on the Earwolf network or where ever you get your podcasts from. I myself don't listen to podcasts because I'm not a loser. The 3 camera sitcom will always be king!
One last thing, the chicks will cream when they see Grease Lightning. OH NO! I SAID THE THING I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY! NOW I'M TURNING BACK INTO SOME SORT OF NOT RICH PRODUCER! TECHNICALITY NO DOWN BOO OVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!?
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Post by DSR on Apr 1, 2015 22:54:25 GMT -5
Garry, wait, I have a question...y'all hear them sireens? I heard a crime go!
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Post by The Sam on Apr 1, 2015 23:08:51 GMT -5
Garry, wait, I have a question...y'all hear them sireens? I heard a crime go! Please, call me Mr. Marshall. I did hear them sireens on my bear cat scanner. Perhaps a certain vigilante will show up around this time next year to deal with said crime. ...or not, whatever. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 0:25:56 GMT -5
What about that Alan Thicke? Will he be a problem knowing his history with your future wife?
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Post by The Sam on Apr 2, 2015 0:30:18 GMT -5
What about that Alan Thicke? Will he be a problem knowing his history with your future wife? Please, call me Garry. Alan Thicke? From "' Pains"? He shouldn't be a problem, considering he makes less money than me. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 11:04:14 GMT -5
Mr. Marshall, will Len Wiseman, director of the Underworld franchise and Sleepy Hallow be your best man?
Follow up question, what time is the post-wedding sex party.
And can I attend?
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Post by DSR on Apr 2, 2015 16:18:47 GMT -5
Garry, who made the cake for the wedding reception? Also, will any castmembers of Law & Order: SVU be attending?
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Post by Kangaroo_Punch on Apr 2, 2015 16:37:29 GMT -5
Garry, I'm afraid I can't attend. I have plans to go to a musical that evening. I believe it's called "Rollerskate Train".
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Apr 2, 2015 16:43:32 GMT -5
how did i miss this thread yesterday
Mr Marshall how will the wedding to miss divine decadence herself effect your life long passion of cryptozoology?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2015 17:10:50 GMT -5
Garry, who made the cake for the wedding reception? Also, will any castmembers of Law & Order: SVU be attending? Why do you assume cake? The amount of disrespect you have shown to the Pie Minister is unfathomable. |
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Post by The Sam on Apr 2, 2015 21:04:52 GMT -5
Mr. Marshall, will Len Wiseman, director of the Underworld franchise and Sleepy Hallow be your best man? Follow up question, what time is the post-wedding sex party. And can I attend? Please, call me Garry. Of course my good friend Les Wiseman, inventor of Lycans, will be my best man. The post wedding sex party will take place at 1122 Boogie Woogie Avenue, Beverly Hills, California immediately following the wedding. And everyone is invited! If you part of the Beverly Hills Illuminati. Garry, who made the cake for the wedding reception? Also, will any castmembers of Law & Order: SVU be attending? Please, call me honey bear. I believe the cake was made by my good friend, Guy Fieri, who cooked it inside a dumpster because of course he did. And I don't want to give it away, but yes, Richard "The Belz" Belzer will be at my wedding. Which is why we are doing the wedding at night and away from that garlic farm. Garry, I'm afraid I can't attend. I have plans to go to a musical that evening. I believe it's called "Rollerskate Train". Please, call me little dancin' man. That is unfortunate but I understand. Watch out for that little stabbin' orphan boy that follows Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber around. He has Jaye Davidson's penis. Mr Marshall how will the wedding to miss divine decadence herself effect your life long passion of cryptozoology? Please, call me Garry. Gilli understands that there are things more important than our marriage that we must partake. For her, it's being in that terrible show that only uses one camera and no laugh tracks. And for me, it's hunting down Lycan with Les to put in his Underworld movies. |
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