TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Apr 1, 2015 9:21:06 GMT -5
Say hello to the Amazing Spider.
Watch as he battles his arch nemesis Goblin as he takes Gwen hostage.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 1, 2015 9:22:30 GMT -5
The Red Skull would be the most popular character in all of Marvel, because he'd be the only one the writing staff hadn't written into oblivion.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 9:26:12 GMT -5
For one thing, I bet he thinks Wolverine would make a good house pet  . |
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 1, 2015 9:29:21 GMT -5
For one thing, I bet he thinks Wolverine would make a good house pet . He's messing with the wrong guy. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 9:31:41 GMT -5
Captain America would get booed out of every arena
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 1, 2015 9:36:39 GMT -5
All other characters required to do whatever it takes to keep Black Tarantula strong.
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Bad Moon
Unicron
for reasons known only to the goblins that live in my brain
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Post by Bad Moon on Apr 1, 2015 9:37:58 GMT -5
For one thing, I bet he thinks Wolverine would make a good house pet . Wolverine would be a comedy jobber character, because who would take a 5 foot tall midget seriously as a super hero? |
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Apr 1, 2015 9:46:21 GMT -5
The Incredible Hulk Hogan would be searching the galaxy for a new hip that could withstand the sheer force of his transformation
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Welfare Willis
Crow T. Robot
Pornomancer
555-BONE
FDIC Bonsured
Game Center CX Kacho on!
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 1, 2015 9:46:56 GMT -5
You don't want Spiderman, you want Hercules.
WHO THE F*** HIRED PUNISHER?
Damn Runaways. They just don't have that drive.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Apr 1, 2015 9:50:11 GMT -5
All titles would feature The Sentry getting clean wins over the villain of the day. It doesn't matter that Thor is feuding with Loki and The Sentry dispatching him with ease makes Thor look like arse, the Sentry must be made a big deal quick because kids want Superman in their Marvel comics. I know there is more to the Sentry than the ersatz Superman thing, but there wouldn't be under Vince.
Spider-Man would find his role in events reduced until he's working cases with Daredevil and Moon Knight because he doesn't have the look of a superhero, they all need huge Jack Kirby physiques, damnit. On that note, many costumes would be redesigned to show off the hero's thighs... Enjoy Hulk in a black Speedo because you know Vince will.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 9:52:51 GMT -5
(Vince, wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, stands over a bloodied, kneeling, helmetless Iron Man)
"Well, Mr. Stark, you seem to be the type to join prestigious organizations. Clubs, you could say! I don't know what the hell you've been "avenging", but it doesn't matter, because now you're going to join the most elite society of all...
...as the first of many, many new members. Prepare to join the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club!"
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 1, 2015 10:00:26 GMT -5
Hickman: So wait, Sentry just comes back and ends Secret Wars III? How does that work?
Vince: Excellent question, Shelton.
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 1, 2015 10:23:21 GMT -5
Apocalypse becomes a Local Man.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 10:32:00 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 10:38:24 GMT -5
Brock -v- Hulk.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Apr 1, 2015 12:12:15 GMT -5
For one thing, I bet he thinks Wolverine would make a good house pet . Wolverine would be a comedy jobber character, because who would take a 5 foot tall midget seriously as a super hero? Snikt!!!! Snikt!!!! You can't stop the snikt movement |
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 1, 2015 12:14:35 GMT -5
The Vigilante Thor.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 12:14:45 GMT -5
For one thing, I bet he thinks Wolverine would make a good house pet . Wolverine would be a comedy jobber character, because who would take a 5 foot tall midget seriously as a super hero? And he'd be billed from New York because why would Americans cheer for a Canadian? |
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Apr 1, 2015 13:44:13 GMT -5
All titles would feature The Sentry getting clean wins over the villain of the day. It doesn't matter that Thor is feuding with Loki and The Sentry dispatching him with ease makes Thor look like arse, the Sentry must be made a big deal quick because kids want Superman in their Marvel comics. I know there is more to the Sentry than the ersatz Superman thing, but there wouldn't be under Vince. Spider-Man would find his role in events reduced until he's working cases with Daredevil and Moon Knight because he doesn't have the look of a superhero, they all need huge Jack Kirby physiques, damnit. On that note, many costumes would be redesigned to show off the hero's thighs... Enjoy I Hulk in a black Speedo because you know Vince will. / |
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sebulba
Team Rocket
Glass ceiling?!! What glass ceiling?
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Post by sebulba on Apr 1, 2015 13:45:34 GMT -5
Wolverine would be a comedy jobber character, because who would take a 5 foot tall midget seriously as a super hero? And he'd be billed from New York because why would Americans cheer for a Canadian? Wait a minute..... A Canadian character noticeably smaller than much of the roster, screwed and jobbed out by Vince? Hmmmmmm.....this sounds somehow familiar.... |
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