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Post by bootytea on Apr 1, 2015 15:38:31 GMT -5
I really wish this was an April Fool's joke.
So I am in the process of rekindling a relationship with an old flame. Things are going fabulous as we both matured since our break up.
We are about to get intimate again but she has one request, she wants me to call her baby girl during our lovemaking session.
While I'm excited to play with her after so long, it pains me to think that I will have Roman Reigns on my mind the whole time.
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Post by playa on Apr 1, 2015 15:41:20 GMT -5
YOU CAN call her Baby Girl and YOU WILL call her Baby Girl
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 1, 2015 15:41:57 GMT -5
Play with her....what?.....oh my!
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 1, 2015 15:45:53 GMT -5
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Post by Germansuplex on Apr 1, 2015 15:46:09 GMT -5
Just remember to cock your fist.
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 1, 2015 16:05:21 GMT -5
Um...ew.
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Post by The Yes Man on Apr 1, 2015 16:07:52 GMT -5
My suggestion for what to do depend entirely on how hot she is. She has to be at least an 8 to make the thoughts of Roman worth it, even then it'll be tough.
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Post by Fade is a CodyCryBaby on Apr 1, 2015 16:10:26 GMT -5
I've been using "babygirl" since I started dating but now all I see is that stupid Roman 'cocking' gif...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 16:14:14 GMT -5
I would insist that she calls you "the Beast Incarnate."
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 16:34:30 GMT -5
She has to call you Wank Pheasant.
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Post by dreidemy on Apr 1, 2015 16:38:53 GMT -5
She has to just call you smooth
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Post by Demented on Apr 1, 2015 16:39:33 GMT -5
Don't be embarrassed, embrace it! Before each love making session, enter the room through a pile of stuffed animals while Reigns' theme is blaring on the speakers. Make sure to bro fist the animals that like you, while shoving away the ones that think Dean Ambrose should master your girlfriend's titties.
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Post by Fuji's racist salt on Apr 1, 2015 16:56:56 GMT -5
So,what you absolute melt,dip your wick and do the deed.
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Post by Just call me D.j.m. on Apr 1, 2015 17:25:25 GMT -5
Dude.
Spear her with everything you've got.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 17:44:23 GMT -5
At first I thought you meant in general. Like she wants you to call her babygirl when you're just hanging out or at a restaurant or whatever, which - I'd vote for dumping her full stop.
But as far as in the bedroom goes, yeah - I mean, I hate to be judged by some of the things I've asked girls to call me between the sheets.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 17:48:00 GMT -5
Still better than my insistence of doing Road Dogg's speech about "kicking the shiznit doggystyle" and "suck it" before we get freaky.
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Post by tjjones on Apr 1, 2015 17:54:25 GMT -5
Renee Young is the true baybee girl.
So, in effect, you are having sex with Renee Young.
Beleev dat.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2015 18:05:13 GMT -5
Still better than my insistence of doing Road Dogg's speech about "kicking the shiznit doggystyle" and "suck it" before we get freaky. I was wondering if there were any pimps up in this house, so we're both old.
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on Apr 1, 2015 18:19:36 GMT -5
Maybe she's into infantilism and wants to literally be treated like a baby girl.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 1, 2015 18:36:30 GMT -5
Don't be embarrassed, embrace it! Before each love making session, enter the room through a pile of stuffed animals while Reigns' theme is blaring on the speakers. Make sure to bro fist the animals that like you, while shoving away the ones that think Dean Ambrose should master your girlfriend's titties. Amazing post. **** 3/4, would have been ***** in the Tokyo Dome.
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