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Post by dangerousdanpotato on Apr 7, 2015 12:49:27 GMT -5
I think he's been repackaged as 'Sheamus'.
The old Sheamus has gone back to Mexico.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 7, 2015 12:52:52 GMT -5
He's been put back in storage until Big Show needs to beat him again.
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Post by Long A, Short A on Apr 7, 2015 12:56:34 GMT -5
He's busy getting people's kick backs started right.
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Post by somsta on Apr 7, 2015 12:57:14 GMT -5
Which one is he? The bald one or the one with the beard? Or do they both have beards? Which one wore the sheep mask?
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Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Apr 7, 2015 12:58:07 GMT -5
I will not tolerate anyone disrespecting my Ro'Flake.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 7, 2015 13:01:24 GMT -5
Now Eric Rown has an actual case for being buried. After that terrible stairs match it feels like he got a lot less TV time and his losses became more definitive. Add that after the Rumble the guy he took out got a mainia storyline and he got nothing. I would like to see him get back with Harper. The WWE needs more long term tag teams. To be fair he doesn't lose to anyone except Big Show and Harper when he was more featured. They only inserted him in the Survivor Series mafch as a last minute replacement for Sheamus and because Harper was on the Authority's team, and everything he was involved with afterwards (the firing angle with Ryback and Ziggler) was only for the sake of continuity and closure. And while AxelMania did become a thing, Rowan would probably still beat Axel pretty decisively since Axel being an easily beatable goof is the entire point.
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Post by Instant Classic on Apr 7, 2015 14:43:15 GMT -5
Bring the Wyatt Family back and make it stronger than ever with Wyatt, Rowan, Ascension, and possibly Bo Dallas.
Leave Harper as a singles star.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 14:54:17 GMT -5
Probably blew out both knees doing that ridiculous top rope plummet/splash, but was afraid to tell anyone so he just said he pooped his pants and went home. No one even noticed he was gone yet.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 14:55:59 GMT -5
Kidnapped Zack Ryder and doing horrible things to him.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 7, 2015 14:59:22 GMT -5
Kidnapped Zack Ryder and doing horrible things to him.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 7, 2015 18:16:22 GMT -5
Training to be the WWE version of Abyss
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Apr 7, 2015 18:22:28 GMT -5
Training to be the WWE version of Abyss He'll come back as Derek Rowan, loveable fat lawyer.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 7, 2015 18:48:12 GMT -5
WWE is screwed without Rowan.
Where else are they going to find a big guy with a weak character, weak mic skill, and subpar wrestling ability?
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 7, 2015 19:42:19 GMT -5
Have all the wine making jokes been taken? Fine, I won't have sour grapes about it. Isn't he also a classical guitarist too? Probably blew out both knees doing that ridiculous top rope plummet/splash, but was afraid to tell anyone so he just said he pooped his pants and went home. No one even noticed he was gone yet. Ah the Gail Kim method.
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Post by chazraps on Apr 7, 2015 19:44:14 GMT -5
WWE is screwed without Rowan. Where else are they going to find a big guy with a weak character, weak mic skill, and subpar wrestling ability? Rowan is great on the mic and great in the ring. He was trained by Ed Sharkey. Watch his match with Cesaro.
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Apr 7, 2015 22:59:10 GMT -5
He got a kayak so he has been bust Rowan his boat.
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Post by sportatorium on Apr 7, 2015 23:09:07 GMT -5
Getting his Chardonnay bottled, topping off his barrels of Cabernet and waiting for Wine Spectator to come review his 2012 vintage.
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Post by Brickstone Kid on Apr 8, 2015 0:35:48 GMT -5
I think they should either repackage him as a badass Viking (inevitably teaming and/or feuding with warrior Sheamus) or shave down his beard and give him a totally new gimmick.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 9, 2015 2:22:14 GMT -5
He's with the rest of the men of the 9th Bearded Infantry gently sunning and fluffing their beards in the sun.
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Post by Malibu Stacy on Apr 9, 2015 2:32:46 GMT -5
Put him back with Harper, they belong together. If not, I like the Viking idea, Rowan the Red.
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