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Post by bmfjules on Apr 13, 2015 15:25:24 GMT -5
Bork is sooo "angreh" that he's going to take a several month vacation and come back just in time for the big PPV.
I know Steph suspended him, but c'mon.. he's BORK... your telling me he could not get past WWE security and rip people apart?
Twenty imaginary dollars for anyone who can make this make sense to me only using kayfabe logic.
Did he get it all out of his system with the Raw carnage, or can we add Brock to the long list of guys whose cahones have been neutered by the powerful utterances of Stephanie McMahon?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Apr 13, 2015 15:26:51 GMT -5
In Kayfabe, I can absolutely see him just not giving a shit for a while and hunting bears with his bare hands to pass time until Heyman gets the boring paperwork sorted out.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 15:27:49 GMT -5
He's not as angry as everyone thinks. He got it all out of his system, he's good for a while.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 13, 2015 15:28:27 GMT -5
Because he realized he wasn't going to get paid. Brock don't destroy for free.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 15:39:11 GMT -5
He started clapping.
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 13, 2015 15:40:29 GMT -5
Because he likes the idea of being told what to do by Stephanie.
There's an unsaid sexual tension there.
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Post by heyguesswhatidid on Apr 13, 2015 15:48:43 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar is loyal to Heyman, listens to Heyman and is manipulated by Heyman. Heyman wouldn't risk getting sued since he's chicken shit character. Therefore Heyman would tell him to serve the suspension, train and wait until it's time to strike.
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 13, 2015 16:07:40 GMT -5
Because he's still confused why Stephanie got upset. She said to put the camera man down...and that's exactly what he did. Her anger has him confused & he's using the suspension time to sort out his confusion.
Also Heyman has some legal maneuvering to do, paperwork to sort out, blah blah blah.
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Post by 4real on Apr 13, 2015 16:15:02 GMT -5
Remember when Stephanie suspended Brock way back in 2002 for attacking Big Show? Didn't he honour that suspension as well? Also he's not John Cena is he so he knows when to show up and when not to.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 16:18:16 GMT -5
Like Stephanie said, Brock's her bitch now, just as everyone else is.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 13, 2015 16:21:42 GMT -5
Because he likes the idea of being told what to do by Stephanie. There's an unsaid sexual tension there. I think the worst thing about this post is that it'll encourage rabid shippers to toss around the new "Stock Lesnar" pairing. What have you unleashed...? |
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 13, 2015 16:49:21 GMT -5
Because in WWE logic a 40 year old mom can emasculate any man on the planet, and he better like it.
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 13, 2015 16:52:32 GMT -5
Because he!'a bush to his time, waiting the the just right moment to strike.
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Post by avenger on Apr 13, 2015 16:58:57 GMT -5
He's barely turned up for the last three years. In what way is a suspension a punishment?
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 13, 2015 17:33:35 GMT -5
Brock hates lawyers, so he'll just sit out and take his paycheck instead of forcing the issue. Seriously, Heyman said that on TV. Does anyone actually pay attention?  |
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Apr 13, 2015 17:51:25 GMT -5
Because he likes the idea of being told what to do by Stephanie. There's an unsaid sexual tension there. Somewhere out there, exists fan fiction for this exact situation. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 13, 2015 17:52:51 GMT -5
Brock hates lawyers, so he'll just sit out and take his paycheck instead of forcing the issue. Seriously, Heyman said that on TV. Does anyone actually pay attention? I've been on this board long enough to respond with no... not really  |
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Apr 13, 2015 17:54:19 GMT -5
Heyman has talked him down and convinced him that the best course to get back in the game is to wait out the suspension. In the meantime, Heyman is going to advocate on his behalf and explore legal options to end the suspension. /kayfabe
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Post by mcstoklasa on Apr 13, 2015 18:11:34 GMT -5
He started day dreaming about killing bears and hugging fat chicks and quickly forgot about WWE entirely.
In a few months Heyman will call him, and Brock will drive to the phone which is two dirt roads away from the Lesnar compound.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Apr 13, 2015 18:15:59 GMT -5
Because he can't win back the title he wants if he's suspended so why make it worse by doing stupid bullshit and making it longer.
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