Sam Punk
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Post by Sam Punk on Apr 14, 2015 13:13:27 GMT -5
Nash
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MrElijah
Crow T. Robot
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Post by MrElijah on Apr 14, 2015 13:45:32 GMT -5
When not garbage wrestling The Sandman was hilariously awful. Just as uncoordinated as Khali but without the size to fall back on. Yet for some reason, I can't never hate it. Yeah Sandman sucked but his crappy ring work was endearing.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Apr 14, 2015 13:47:19 GMT -5
Got to be Khali, surely
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Post by bmfjules on Apr 14, 2015 14:04:19 GMT -5
When not garbage wrestling The Sandman was hilariously awful. Just as uncoordinated as Khali but without the size to fall back on. Yet for some reason, I can't never hate it. Yeah Sandman sucked but his crappy ring work was endearing. Does it help that his gimmick was that he was intoxicated 24/7? And watching him run the ropes it's not hard to believe he very much lived the gimmick.
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gr1990
Don Corleone
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Post by gr1990 on Apr 14, 2015 14:08:39 GMT -5
As far as people that aren't giants/immobile? Mr. Anderson. No, I'm not joking. I cannot think of a single professional wrestler that has been on a major stage as long as him yet is still so goddamn awful. If we could include women, I'd say Velvet Sky. Has been in the business for over 10 years, and makes Kelly Kelly look like Randy Savage. I take Velvet Sky as evidence that some people are just somehow genetically predisposed against becoming skilled wrestlers. Lifelong fan, in great shape, clearly passionate about her work, but still simply godawful 12 years into her career. Also Mr Kennedy/Anderson is probably one of my least favourite gimmicks in wrestling ever, and one of the most flat-out boring in-ring performers of anyone I've seen wrestle in person, local indy no-hopers included.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Apr 14, 2015 14:19:56 GMT -5
Hey, Rapey Sackboy is awesome.
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Post by bmfjules on Apr 14, 2015 14:26:40 GMT -5
As far as people that aren't giants/immobile? Mr. Anderson. No, I'm not joking. I cannot think of a single professional wrestler that has been on a major stage as long as him yet is still so goddamn awful. If we could include women, I'd say Velvet Sky. Has been in the business for over 10 years, and makes Kelly Kelly look like Randy Savage. Velvet deserves a mention. I didn't want to include divas in the main discussion because, while Rosa Mendez and Velvet are both awful and have been around long enough to know better, there's so many barely trained underwear models that WWE has thrown in the ring over the years it's not even funny.
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Apr 14, 2015 14:53:10 GMT -5
Loch Ness or El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 14, 2015 16:32:08 GMT -5
When not garbage wrestling The Sandman was hilariously awful. Just as uncoordinated as Khali but without the size to fall back on. Yet for some reason, I can't never hate it. Yeah Sandman sucked but his crappy ring work was endearing. I feel the same about Khali, he's shit and yet I enjoy his style of shittyness
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LuchaBella
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Post by LuchaBella on Apr 14, 2015 19:05:05 GMT -5
As far as people that aren't giants/immobile? Mr. Anderson. No, I'm not joking. I cannot think of a single professional wrestler that has been on a major stage as long as him yet is still so goddamn awful. If we could include women, I'd say Velvet Sky. Has been in the business for over 10 years, and makes Kelly Kelly look like Randy Savage. Lol @ your last line. So I guess saying Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake is out of the question?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2015 19:07:12 GMT -5
Besides the obvious, I too will go with Anderson.
New Jack, Sandman as well.
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Post by dangerousdanpotato on Apr 14, 2015 19:47:33 GMT -5
I second Giant Silva. He moved liked a glacier in the ring.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 14, 2015 20:07:43 GMT -5
El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez gets my vote.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Apr 14, 2015 21:26:14 GMT -5
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Post by somsta on Apr 14, 2015 22:28:05 GMT -5
Jerry Flynn. He was the worst. He was the opposite of Batman. He was the pizza burn on the roof of the mouth of pro wrestling.
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mizerable
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Post by mizerable on Apr 14, 2015 22:43:33 GMT -5
Uncle Elmer fell on his ass after throwing a punch.
He was the worst.
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Rave
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Post by Rave on Apr 14, 2015 22:47:57 GMT -5
Nathan Jones certainly must be on the list. Yeesh he was awful.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Apr 14, 2015 22:53:33 GMT -5
I'd say Tom Magee. When Vince sees you as a failure, that's a big problem.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Apr 14, 2015 23:12:09 GMT -5
Watching the network and going through the 80s era, I can confidently say that Ted Arcidi is the worst wrestler I've ever seen. I mean yeah Uncle Elmer was bad, but he was at least either over or semi over for a time. Ted Arcidi was a hundred times worse. He had nothing except looking bulky.
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willyjakes
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Post by willyjakes on Apr 15, 2015 0:22:26 GMT -5
Kurrgan the interrogator
what was his move basically? The claw?
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