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Post by Captain2 on Apr 21, 2015 14:57:04 GMT -5
I came up with the idea for this thread while trying to find an old New Age Outlaws shirt for the shirt thread and I instead found this in the image results. ... So, lets see what kind of stuff you remember that will end up replacing the whale in my nightmares.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Apr 21, 2015 15:16:43 GMT -5
Guess we found the action figure that made Rock think about getting a boob job I had one as a kid where Ken Shamrock was like a scuba diver or something. But I can't find it online
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Post by JCBaggee on Apr 21, 2015 15:20:10 GMT -5
Didn't realize they made an official Kane takes a dump figure. I hope that line was geared at adult collectors, because as a kid I'd have been pissed to get that.
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Post by Captain2 on Apr 21, 2015 15:20:37 GMT -5
Not to pick on Billy but... guh. His special Genesis "Land of Confusion" figure.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Apr 21, 2015 15:22:38 GMT -5
There were those Figures were WWE wrestlers were re-imagined as GI Joe style force ... that was weird... .and they didn't make any COBRA style forces...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 15:25:07 GMT -5
-All the Maximimum Sweat figures -All of the STOMP figures -All of the figures in the Ruthless Aggression line with halfassed details (Christian with only the front of his pants colored comes to mind). Plus, they literally just stopped trying in 2009 when they were a lame duck and gave us the following classics: Remember when Shawn Michaels faced undertaker in plain tights? AHH KILL IT WITH FIRE -All the figures of the Jakks era with terrible scale (BRB Paul Bearer towering over almost every Undertaker figure) I'm most disappointed with Mattel's one and only 'attempt' at Trent Barreta (current company, expensive and hard to find at actual stores but very cool figures) -they gave him "undies" instead of "tights" for legs and just colored the legs black -head and features are way too big -in person the forehead is all wrinkly... guy's in his 20s, not his 60s -logos are too small
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 15:26:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 15:26:06 GMT -5
JAKKS just totally shit the bed near the end.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Apr 21, 2015 15:29:35 GMT -5
JAKKS just totally shit the bed near the end. I know, they totally got his trunks color wrong. {Spoiler}
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 15:29:58 GMT -5
Here's Brian Kendrick taller than Ezekiel and with the same size arms
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 21, 2015 15:33:09 GMT -5
Here's Brian Kendrick taller than Ezekiel and with the same size arms Dude that's Jakks, everyone was ripped beyond belief and had abs like Bruce Lee. I'm just going to say the Maryse figure Jakks put out. The Mattel one is fantastic, but the Jakks one looks like they just put some hair on a Kane head and called it good.
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Post by the2ndevil on Apr 21, 2015 15:33:26 GMT -5
I came up with the idea for this thread while trying to find an old New Age Outlaws shirt for the shirt thread and I instead found this in the image results. ... So, lets see what kind of stuff you remember that will end up replacing the whale in my nightmares. Your avatar fits this so perfectly...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 15:36:11 GMT -5
Here's Brian Kendrick taller than Ezekiel and with the same size arms Only in toy form does Ezekiel got some cuts
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Post by Captain2 on Apr 21, 2015 15:36:27 GMT -5
Here's Brian Kendrick taller than Ezekiel and with the same size arms Dude that's Jakks, everyone was ripped beyond belief and had abs like Bruce Lee. I'm just going to say the Maryse figure Jakks put out. The Mattel one is fantastic, but the Jakks one looks like they just put some hair on a Kane head and called it good. This one?
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Post by One-Armed Drummer of Defrebel on Apr 21, 2015 15:36:48 GMT -5
Something inspires me to track this photo down every few years and I'm never underwhelmed.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 15:37:59 GMT -5
Here's Brian Kendrick taller than Ezekiel and with the same size arms Dude that's Jakks, everyone was ripped beyond belief and had abs like Bruce Lee. I'm just going to say the Maryse figure Jakks put out. The Mattel one is fantastic, but the Jakks one looks like they just put some hair on a Kane head and called it good. Very true. Later on, they had a good "doughy guy" torso and small arms, but they only used it, like, a dozen times (on Rey a few times, on Regal once or twice, some classics, and maybe a Matt Hardy). I like how Mattel tries to keep their height in scale and tries to keep their figures looking like human beings.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Apr 21, 2015 15:39:04 GMT -5
The first two posts look like something out of Triple H's wet dream.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2015 15:40:01 GMT -5
Something inspires me to track this photo down every few years and I'm never underwhelmed. That "o" face.... the shape each of his hands are in... and the rippedness of his forearms.... Mattel made a "Chronic Masturbater" Cena?? That's not PG..
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Post by AJ Smudgico on Apr 21, 2015 15:44:14 GMT -5
There was a Hasbro Big Boss Man one with a tiny head I remember
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Post by thegame415 on Apr 21, 2015 15:46:55 GMT -5
Billy Gunn had a lot of horrible toys... Censorship for kids… There's also the infamous "no panties" Stephanie McMahon toy.
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