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Post by Paul E. Funk on May 8, 2015 23:51:23 GMT -5
*Eddie puts someone in the Gory Special* Tenay: And this hold was invented by Eddie's father, Gory Guerrero. Heenan: What was he, a door-to-door piano salesman? I love this one.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2015 14:09:23 GMT -5
Wow, I'd forgotten how all over that Goldberg title win Bobby was, and the absolute energy he had during the finish and post-match comments. I remember every single thing Bobby says now and how hyped he was doing it, and nothing of what the other commentators said. He made that moment - and thanks to that crowd and how he gauged its reaction and his own delivery, it fit the moment even more perfectly.
Here's a minor one, from Rumble '93 - not so much a call, but a brilliant moment...
Gorilla: I'm sorry! Brain: You should be! If you can't do it right, take a hike! Gorilla: I'm outta here. Brain: Wait WAIT don't go yet, I've gotta ask you another question.
........I remember this so well because the desperation in Bobby's voice is so real; I believed that Gorilla was leaving and that Brain really panicked in response.
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Post by héad.casé on May 11, 2015 17:14:41 GMT -5
From Survivor Series 1993
Vince McMahon: "Bobby Heenan if you're not careful Stu Hart is going to come over here" Bobby Heenan: "That'll take three hours and we'll be off the air"
Ray Combs: "You know I think Stu Hart can take you in a good match" Bobby: "He can take me any place if he has a nice car"
Vince: "...and Bobby Heenan i'd like to remind you that directly behind you is Helen Hart and some of the brothers and sisters .." Bobby: "That's the smell." Vince: "Stop it Bobby Heenan!"
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on May 11, 2015 17:17:51 GMT -5
From Survivor Series 1993 Vince McMahon: "Bobby Heenan if you're not careful Stu Hart is going to come over here" Bobby Heenan: "That'll take three hours and we'll be off the air" Ray Combs: "You know I think Stu Hart can take you in a good match" Bobby: "He can take me any place if he has a nice car" Vince: "...and Bobby Heenan i'd like to remind you that directly behind you is Helen Hart and some of the brothers and sisters .." Bobby: "That's the smell." Vince: "Stop it Bobby Heenan!" This MIGHT not be from the same match, but I always loved this call: "Did you hear Stu just now, he just said "Helen, I'm damp!" What do you think that means?"
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Post by Porky's Butthole on May 11, 2015 17:19:14 GMT -5
From Survivor Series 1993 Vince McMahon: "Bobby Heenan if you're not careful Stu Hart is going to come over here" Bobby Heenan: "That'll take three hours and we'll be off the air" Ray Combs: "You know I think Stu Hart can take you in a good match" Bobby: "He can take me any place if he has a nice car" Vince: "...and Bobby Heenan i'd like to remind you that directly behind you is Helen Hart and some of the brothers and sisters .." Bobby: "That's the smell." Vince: "Stop it Bobby Heenan!" This MIGHT not be from the same match, but I always loved this call: "Did you hear Stu just now, he just said "Helen, I'm damp!" What do you think that means?" BH:"I talked to Stu earlier and said 'you must be proud of your boys'. He said I HAVE BOYS?!" ========================= More 92 Rumble Goodness: Gorilla: No one ever, in the history of the Royal Rumble, has drawn numbers 1-5, and been there at the end. Bobby: OH, SHUT UP! Take your time, Champ. Pace yourself! I'm gonna have to apologize to the people; I don't think I can be really be objective. Then later... Bobby: Flair, let Sags do all the work. Go over to the corner and rest, you only have two minutes... Gorilla: You're supposed to be a broadcast journalist — be objective here. Bobby: I told you to shut up!
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Post by héad.casé on May 11, 2015 17:24:49 GMT -5
From Survivor Series 1993 Vince McMahon: "Bobby Heenan if you're not careful Stu Hart is going to come over here" Bobby Heenan: "That'll take three hours and we'll be off the air" Ray Combs: "You know I think Stu Hart can take you in a good match" Bobby: "He can take me any place if he has a nice car" Vince: "...and Bobby Heenan i'd like to remind you that directly behind you is Helen Hart and some of the brothers and sisters .." Bobby: "That's the smell." Vince: "Stop it Bobby Heenan!" This MIGHT not be from the same match, but I always loved this call: "Did you hear Stu just now, he just said "Helen, I'm damp!" What do you think that means?" It was indeed from the same match . Bobby: "Excuse me one minute" Vince: "Yes?" Bobby: "HEY STU WAKE UP!!! He fell asleep and had me leave him a call" Bobby: "How many kids does Helen Hart have?" Vince: "I believe 12" Bobby: "Oh, one of each" Vince: "I beg your pardon?" Bobby: "One of each..." Vince: "...Bobby Heenan"
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on May 11, 2015 17:35:41 GMT -5
This MIGHT not be from the same match, but I always loved this call: "Did you hear Stu just now, he just said "Helen, I'm damp!" What do you think that means?" BH:"I talked to Stu earlier and said 'you must be proud of your boys'. He said I HAVE BOYS?!" *Sees Stu in his Bruins jacket* BH: Oh, I see Stu's waxed another one from the souvenir stand!
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Post by Porky's Butthole on May 11, 2015 17:38:57 GMT -5
On Undertaker v. Yoko portion of SurSer93, Yoko takes Taker down...
BH:"If he gets up from this...then I'm a weasel!"
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Post by héad.casé on May 11, 2015 17:41:51 GMT -5
Bobby: "You wanna know who the Blue Knight is McMahon?" Vince: "Who?" Bobby: "He's the guy in the ring who just dropped an elbow on Bret Hart"
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on May 11, 2015 17:44:50 GMT -5
(Regarding the Bushwhackers) BH: The city of New York could legally condemn them!
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on May 20, 2015 6:58:03 GMT -5
During a Kidman match.
"whenever he becomes a father, are they going to call him Manman?"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 20, 2015 7:03:50 GMT -5
During a Kidman match. "whenever he becomes a father, are they going to call him Manman?" I can't stop laughing at this!
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Post by saneiac on May 20, 2015 8:10:32 GMT -5
Seriously Heenan at Bash at the Beach 96 being a smug bastard since his long hatred of Hogan was finally justified was glorious. It added a lot to the shock of the others, mixed with disgust, and there Bobby is vindicated. I know this exchange exists, because I had it on videotape. It's from a Monday Nitro. I think it was a Syxx match, and Heenan is cheering on Syxx for cheating. Tony: Bobby Heenan! Are you siding with the NWO? Bobby: I have no problem with the NWO. I kinda like their style. I just hate Hogan.
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Post by MrElijah on May 22, 2015 13:33:11 GMT -5
From Prime Time Wrestling- Lord Alfred Hayes: He's always going on like this, lying and telling stories. Bobby: That's not true! Hayes: Oh? Bobby: Yeah, you're a good looking guy......wait I'm always lying right? Hahahaha! *Hayes holding back laughter*
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Post by Porky's Butthole on May 22, 2015 14:44:24 GMT -5
Random match at Starrcade 93, Assassin is ringside for Wonderful (I believe).
BH, with dramatic flair: "I KNOW WHO THE ASSASSIN IS!!"
TS:"Care to enlighten us, Brain?"
BH:"He's the guy at ringside with the mask."
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Post by The Sam on May 22, 2015 19:59:15 GMT -5
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Post by chronocross on May 22, 2015 20:21:44 GMT -5
It added a lot to the shock of the others, mixed with disgust, and there Bobby is vindicated. I know this exchange exists, because I had it on videotape. It's from a Monday Nitro. I think it was a Syxx match, and Heenan is cheering on Syxx for cheating. Tony: Bobby Heenan! Are you siding with the NWO? Bobby: I have no problem with the NWO. I kinda like their style. I just hate Hogan. I think it was either against Rey or Juvi, he always gave credit to some members of the NWO except for Hogan. I also liked his call during the closing moments of Hogan vs Goldberg.
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Post by cjh on May 22, 2015 22:22:18 GMT -5
Random match at Starrcade 93, Assassin is ringside for Wonderful (I believe). BH, with dramatic flair: "I KNOW WHO THE ASSASSIN IS!!" TS:"Care to enlighten us, Brain?" BH:"He's the guy at ringside with the mask." I'm not sure when that quote would have been said. Jesse Ventura called Starrcade 1993. Heenan debuted a month later at a Clash of the Champions. He might have said it on that show as I think Assassin was with Pretty Wonderful that night.
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Post by jason1980s on May 25, 2015 15:10:38 GMT -5
Random match at Starrcade 93, Assassin is ringside for Wonderful (I believe). BH, with dramatic flair: "I KNOW WHO THE ASSASSIN IS!!" TS:"Care to enlighten us, Brain?" BH:"He's the guy at ringside with the mask." I'm not sure when that quote would have been said. Jesse Ventura called Starrcade 1993. Heenan debuted a month later at a Clash of the Champions. He might have said it on that show as I think Assassin was with Pretty Wonderful that night. Bobby was always funny about masked guys. You really thought he would let the audience in on a secret but in typical fashion he does the "guy in the mask" gimmick. I think it was Clash as Assassin wasn't on TV much after that early 1994 time period. I don't think any mention was made of him leaving the Paul's side. My personal favorite call was "THE IRON SHEIK WINS IT!" It was the gimmick battle royal which was pretty much wrestle crap or an April fools on the fans but I was a Sheik fan so it was a great call for me.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on May 25, 2015 15:17:11 GMT -5
starrcade 95
after Dusty rambles incoherently for an extended period of time Heenan quietly and very seriously says to Tony "what time do you need to have him back in bed"
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