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Post by Cranjis McBasketballâđ» on Jun 23, 2015 0:59:06 GMT -5
Gorilla: And believe me, Hulk Hogan is ready here in Madison Square Garden for the Match Made in Hell! It's gonna be something else. Heenan: The wedding's next?! Gorilla: NO!! Heenan: You said the Match Made in Hell! Piper: Nice Bobby! Gorilla: That's the Match Made in Heaven! Heenan: Excuse me. Gorilla: Will you get your act together?!
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Jun 26, 2015 17:29:18 GMT -5
"It's obvious he doesn't wanna talk to you. Maybe you wanna go over there and slap him around a bit, see if he changes his mind?" To Gene Okerlund regarding Andre the Giant.
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Post by blake6905 on Jun 28, 2015 10:42:55 GMT -5
This MIGHT not be from the same match, but I always loved this call: "Did you hear Stu just now, he just said "Helen, I'm damp!" What do you think that means?" It was indeed from the same match . Bobby: "Excuse me one minute" Vince: "Yes?" Bobby: "HEY STU WAKE UP!!! He fell asleep and had me leave him a call" Bobby: "How many kids does Helen Hart have?" Vince: "I believe 12" Bobby: "Oh, one of each" Vince: "I beg your pardon?" Bobby: "One of each..." Vince: "...Bobby Heenan" Explain the one of each joke to me please
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Post by Jiren on Jun 28, 2015 12:39:04 GMT -5
It was indeed from the same match . Bobby: "Excuse me one minute" Vince: "Yes?" Bobby: "HEY STU WAKE UP!!! He fell asleep and had me leave him a call" Bobby: "How many kids does Helen Hart have?" Vince: "I believe 12" Bobby: "Oh, one of each" Vince: "I beg your pardon?" Bobby: "One of each..." Vince: "...Bobby Heenan" Explain the one of each joke to me please I think he was referring to incest within the harts
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 28, 2015 14:50:57 GMT -5
On Savage wanting to get reinstated: Bobby: I got it, I know how he can come back! Gorilla: Really? enlighten us. Bobby: All he has too do is call the president, and go: "Look Mr. Tunney, I wanna come back. Meet me behind the office, I got a bag with 100 thousand--" Gorilla: WILL YOU STOP! *Piper & Vince groans*
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Post by 67 more on Jun 28, 2015 16:25:08 GMT -5
It was indeed from the same match . Bobby: "Excuse me one minute" Vince: "Yes?" Bobby: "HEY STU WAKE UP!!! He fell asleep and had me leave him a call" Bobby: "How many kids does Helen Hart have?" Vince: "I believe 12" Bobby: "Oh, one of each" Vince: "I beg your pardon?" Bobby: "One of each..." Vince: "...Bobby Heenan" Explain the one of each joke to me please The Harts are such mutated freaks they have 12 possible sexes.
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Post by ededdneddy on Jun 28, 2015 23:15:13 GMT -5
Survivor Series 1993 Heenan Commentary
Team Ramon vs Team I.R.S Heenen: "You know why The Kid isn't doing so well? Look at the time! It's a half-hour past his bed time!" Vince: "Bobby Heenan...."
Heenan: "Did you ever cheat anybody?" Vince: "I beg your pardon?" Heenan: "Have you ever cheated on anybody?" Vince: "Of course not!" Heenan: "Try it its a ball. Its fun to swerve people." Vince: "Bobby Heenan...."
Crowd: *chanting "1-2-3!" for the 1-2-3 Kid* Heenan: "This is totally amazing that these people in Boston can count to 3"
Heenan: "Its very easy to beat the 1-2-3 Kid" Vince: "Oh is it huh?" Heenan: "Just put a glass of milk down and some Oreo Cookies and when he goes for them put the boots to him"
Family Feud Match: Hart Family vs HBK & His Knights Vince: "There are 20 plus members of the Hart Family here in the Boston Garden tonight" Heenan: "And Helen just gave birth to 8 of them" Vince: "Will you please stop it"
Vince: "I would like to remind you Bobby that the entire Hart Family is here right behind you and Gorilla Monsoon has been looking back at you several times." Heenan: "He's looking for some bananas huh?"
Gorilla: "You've got that poor excuse of a human being right next to you and now that he is heading this way I just might take a shot at him." Heenan: "Look at the way he is talking about Ray Combs"
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Post by nm on Jun 29, 2015 0:30:50 GMT -5
GAB '95 is playing on the Network. It's Savage vs Flair with Angelo Poffo at ringside. Savage is in the figure four and Angelo is up from his chair encouraging Savage.
Heenan goes "Look at the tears coming out of Angelo's eyes!"
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