Vince McMahon wants to put the strap on YOU

[Professor Chaos]

Could you handle the pressure? Would the crowd love you or would everybody on FAN be talking about how much you suck?

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Apr 27, 2015 16:47:22 GMT -5 Professor Chaos said:

Could you handle the pressure? Would the crowd love you or would everybody on FAN be talking about how much you suck?

If I am a celeb like David Arquette - I politely decline and get used in a way that puts over my thing and the talent involved.

If I am a wrestler?  I take that belt and rub my body all over it.  Guarantees me extra money on the indy scene when I inevitably get fired for headbutting someone backstage.

[Porky's Butthole]

I dunno. I'd have to be pretty drunk. And my wife would have to be cool with it. It might hurt a little bit, but--


OHHHHH!!! I'd try to run with it, but I'd screw it up somehow with an out of the ring scandal (like taking a shit on the salad bar at Wendy's) and be jobbed out of it on a Main Event taping to the likes of Santino.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

"Look Vince, I'm not the guy. I'm not Superman, Batman, Han Solo, or Luke Skywalker. I'm Jimmy Olsen, Robin, Chewbacca, or Wedge."

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Vince McMahon can never find out that strap-ons exist

[Hobby Drifter]

I would take the opprunity and milk it for all it's worth.

I'd be a mainstay on Celebrity Boxing, Dancing w/ the Stars, Autograph Tables, grammar slams, YouTube shows, Indy cards, etc. Andy Kaufmaning it up all the way to the bank.

[bmfjules]

New Boom Period, motherf***er.

[willywonka666]

I'd have to get in a zone, I barely even watch, so it's not in my blood, but I'd go for it

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Apr 27, 2015 16:57:52 GMT -5 @akeem said:

Vince McMahon can never find out that strap-ons exist

I could see Vince being the guy to wear many strap ons as possible just so he can make the most amount of Dicks and Balls puns about himself

[Hobby Drifter]

Apr 27, 2015 17:24:47 GMT -5 @supersweetbotch said:

Apr 27, 2015 16:57:52 GMT -5 @akeem said:

Vince McMahon can never find out that strap-ons exist

I could see Vince being the guy to wear many strap ons as possible just so he can make the most amount of Dicks and Balls puns about himself

Get Guinness on the phone...

[Pushed to the Moon]

Phrasing.

[A Platypus Rave]

I'd be the worst drawing champion in history... and I would be proud of that damned fact...

[Magic knows Black Lives Matter]

I would walk up to Randy Orton and say,

"The RKO. What a great finisher. I can't wait to kick out of it!"

In all seriousness, HHH's Reign of Terror ain't got shit on the reign I'm about to have. Any time I have to lose, expect it to be super flukey and for me to have a bunch of super dominant victories when I probably should have lost.

[Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks]

Seeing as you can't lose the title on a countout, I'd have a pretty long reign.

[Deleted]

Depends. If I have to defend my title against Brock Lesnar in a stiff no DQ match then give me the gun already so I can shoot myself in the head

[The Yes Man]

I'd try really hard to not suck.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

I would never draw a dime, but would break a thousand guitars in the process.

[TWERKIN' MAGGLE]

Apr 27, 2015 18:39:01 GMT -5 The Yes Man said:

I'd try really hard to not suck.

You never want to suck Vince's strap.

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People would love me on the mic. I know that. 

[Lancers]

All the good strap-on puns have been taken. Plus according to Cranky Vince's twitter, Big Earl likes to work alone.