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Post by Andy Martin on Apr 27, 2015 19:00:40 GMT -5
'I'm not into pegging, Vince'
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Apr 27, 2015 19:02:07 GMT -5
Most seem to think I'm funny as world champ but I'll soon get buried because "funny don't draw money."
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Post by gr1990 on Apr 27, 2015 19:17:58 GMT -5
I'd want him to at least take me out for steak sandwiches and snowcones first.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 27, 2015 19:49:33 GMT -5
I'd be the most cowardly, cocky heel ever. You think you hate Seth Rollins? I'd make him look like a brave warrior king by comparison. I'd cut snarky, sarcastic promos out the wazoo, talk my self up for days, then win matches via my security team consisting of @supersweetbotch & Magic knows Black Lives Matter distracting my opponent whilst I superkick them in the dick (A.K.A the Superdick) The internet would probably love me, but the crowds would be out for my blood! Also, I'm above the Vanilla midget threshold, so I'm safe!
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 27, 2015 20:19:37 GMT -5
I would walk up to Randy Orton and say, "The RKO. What a great finisher. I can't wait to kick out of it!" In all seriousness, HHH's Reign of Terror ain't got shit on the reign I'm about to have. Any time I have to lose, expect it to be super flukey and for me to have a bunch of super dominant victories when I probably should have lost. Then comes Brock.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 27, 2015 20:42:07 GMT -5
The Internet would hate me for my lack of workrate, mic skills and base fitness... But screw them, they've never set foot in a wrestling ring before.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Apr 27, 2015 20:52:04 GMT -5
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on Apr 27, 2015 20:55:02 GMT -5
As someone with little charisma, short, non-athletic with a slight gut I think I would absolutely suck in the worst way possible, but I would love ever minute of it.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 27, 2015 21:26:11 GMT -5
I can handle the pressure, but I can't handle the bear skin rug.
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Post by Mid-Carder on Apr 28, 2015 0:39:58 GMT -5
I'm a natural heel, I'd be great. I'd be an internet hero.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 1:17:03 GMT -5
Decline.
Quit the company.
If the boss is that stupid, then I don't wanna work there any more.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Apr 28, 2015 1:19:08 GMT -5
Decline. Quit the company. If the boss is that stupid, then I don't wanna work there any more. Eh, you'd probably have gotten mocked for all your wrestling-themed tattoos anyway.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 1:21:46 GMT -5
I'm a millennial, I don't want that pressure.
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Post by Dub H on Apr 28, 2015 1:21:48 GMT -5
Hell Yeah,i will just claim that USA is an awful place.That the beaches of Brazil make the USA look a pile of garbage,our woman are more hot and that my country is not a bunch of racists.
Boom,heat.Then i lose to Cena and proceed to fade into obscurity.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2015 1:30:54 GMT -5
Decline. Quit the company. If the boss is that stupid, then I don't wanna work there any more. Eh, you'd probably have gotten mocked for all your wrestling-themed tattoos anyway. "I though aj was bad, maggle, but our world champs a real tattoo mark!"
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Post by SkullTrauma on Apr 28, 2015 1:34:29 GMT -5
I'd get Wellness'd.
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Post by Ruthless Pessimism on Apr 28, 2015 4:30:12 GMT -5
Vince would love me.
I have no experience in the indys. I'm a big dude, so there's no flippy-flip nonsense about me. I'll say any stupid line he wants me to say and I'll do it all with gusto. Don't like me as champ? Go check out WcW for some...oh wait, that's right. MY boss ran them out of business! What's that, you spent 15 years on the indy's to get to this point in your career? I got her in a couple months, what's your malfunction?! #Vintage!
Yeah, I'd milk it for all it's worth then bounce before I became a dancing big man.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Apr 28, 2015 7:23:39 GMT -5
I'd be especially concerned if the bear skin rug was in my line of sight.
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Post by sunnytaker on Apr 28, 2015 8:57:43 GMT -5
i would take the strap and go on and on about how i'm the greatest champ ever and no one will ever be able to take the belt off of me. milk the 30 day defense clause (or even better shoot for the brock whenever i feel like it defense rule) to the full 30 days. have paul heyman come out each week to remind everyone of how great i am. then when actually forced to defend the belt i'd stare up from my not quite 5'9" height to whoever i'm defending against, extend my hand for a handhsake once the bell rings and tap out to lose the belt without getting beaten to a pulp for the same result. i also would not invoke my rematch clause.
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Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 28, 2015 10:12:53 GMT -5
What has been visualized cannot be unvisualized....
*shudder*
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