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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on May 2, 2015 14:22:13 GMT -5
She tweeted it on Twitter that there will be many surprises for Impact next week.
You know, cause it worked out so well the first 49210 times they've hyped surprises in the past.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 2, 2015 14:23:26 GMT -5
She tweeted it on Twitter that there will be many surprises for Impact next week. You know, cause it worked out so well the first 49210 times they've hyped surprises in the past. Hey Tito Ortiz was a great laugh and Drew has done stuff and things
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 2, 2015 14:25:30 GMT -5
Al Snow! Tommy Dreamer! Serge!
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 2, 2015 14:26:12 GMT -5
She tweeted it on Twitter that there will be many surprises for Impact next week. You know, cause it worked out so well the first 49210 times they've hyped surprises in the past. Surprise? What Surprise that's worth noting? AJ Styles wants nothing to do with you, Sting is in WWE and Bubba, Bad Influence is doing their own thing, Jeff is done for basically the whole year. You shouldn't be teasing surprises Dixie, you should be fixing your house before it collapses.
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Post by chrom on May 2, 2015 14:36:18 GMT -5
So either some ECW fossil or WWEject shows up.
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Post by markymark on May 2, 2015 15:32:14 GMT -5
So either some ECW fossil or WWEject shows up. Does Corgan count?
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2015 15:32:49 GMT -5
You'll be surprised that you tune in. Then you'll be surprised to see that Kurt Angle is still alive and not a shattered pile of bones. Finally, you'll surprise yourself again with how quickly your hand can move to change the channel.
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Post by markymark on May 2, 2015 15:35:58 GMT -5
TBH the surprises in 2015 have been tolerable(Rising, Mandrews,Dollhouse)
Corgan signing what a better surprise than any other surprise from 2010-2015.
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Post by Mayonnaise on May 2, 2015 16:11:18 GMT -5
Surviving and having talent show up for next week would qualify for me.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 2, 2015 16:18:15 GMT -5
The surprise is that everybody is getting paid?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 2, 2015 16:19:55 GMT -5
Seriously, what was the last one of these "surprises" that actually meant anything? Angle debuting? Because, that shit was almost a decade ago.
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Post by markymark on May 2, 2015 16:23:39 GMT -5
Hogan?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 2, 2015 16:27:39 GMT -5
Would Brooke really compete against her dad though?
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on May 2, 2015 16:37:18 GMT -5
The surprise is that everybody is getting paid? Dixie's currency of Dixie Dollars counts?
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Post by DASH 243✅ on May 2, 2015 16:42:23 GMT -5
Would Brooke really compete against her dad though? no but Nick would
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2015 17:30:07 GMT -5
Dixie returns to television is my guess.
You guys are gonna kill me if I'm right, I presume.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on May 2, 2015 17:31:39 GMT -5
They are announcing the TNA Network for the low, low price of $9.98.*
*with a life long commitment
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on May 2, 2015 17:36:28 GMT -5
There are actually six surprises... Obvious spoilers ahead...
-About 67 percent of the show will be dedicated to actual in-ring wrestling. -There will be no swerves or turns. -Some of the matches will have clean finishes with a clear winner and a clear loser. -There will be no on-air authority figures who have on-air disagreements and struggles with active wrestlers. -The performers' actions will be both logical and consistent with their characters' history and previous storylines. -The show will be presented as if it's matches and interviews have been scheduled beforehand, not as if the matches and segments are planned on the spot based on things that happen during the show.
I should point out that I don't watch Impact, so WWE programming may be more guilty of this than TNA.
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on May 2, 2015 17:39:03 GMT -5
The surprise is that everybody is getting paid? Every staff member paid on time counts as a separate surprise.
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Post by Woo on May 2, 2015 17:45:15 GMT -5
Would Brooke really compete against her dad though? no but Nick would The only Hogan I would ever want to see on TV again is this guy
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