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Post by thelonewolf527 on May 7, 2015 12:10:13 GMT -5
Zack Ryder is sponsored by FU
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Post by the2ndevil on May 7, 2015 16:40:55 GMT -5
Does this mean he's going to get the company's logo added to his wrestling gear?
Corporate shill Zack Ryder is a license to print money if they make him New Day level obnoxious about it
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Post by Hypnosis on May 7, 2015 16:46:44 GMT -5
This is what makes it really funny for me. If it was Cena or something, I'd be like "Yeah, whatever." But it went literally "Lesnar, sure. Punk, no. Ryder, sure." It's such a hilarious progression. "Sorry Ryback, we can't have Subway sponsoring you." *Three months later* "Congratulations, Heath Slater! You're the new spokesperson for Slim Jim!"
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on May 7, 2015 16:51:39 GMT -5
This is what makes it really funny for me. If it was Cena or something, I'd be like "Yeah, whatever." But it went literally "Lesnar, sure. Punk, no. Ryder, sure." It's such a hilarious progression. "Sorry Ryback, we can't have Subway sponsoring you." *Three months later* "Congratulations, Heath Slater! You're the new spokesperson for Slim Jim!" ![](http://i45.tinypic.com/15o759j.gif)
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 7, 2015 17:03:51 GMT -5
"Sorry Ryback, we can't have Subway sponsoring you." *Three months later* "Congratulations, Heath Slater! You're the new spokesperson for Slim Jim!" ![](http://i45.tinypic.com/15o759j.gif) He should be the spokesperson for some type of flavored panties.
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Post by Hypnosis on May 7, 2015 17:09:26 GMT -5
He should be the spokesperson for some type of flavored panties. Curtis Axel shows up to sniff them at the end of the commercial.
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Post by Hanzo on May 7, 2015 17:17:08 GMT -5
Clap it up, bro!
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Post by Hypnosis on May 7, 2015 17:19:56 GMT -5
Zack Ryder as leader of the New Day confirmed.
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Post by bigjohnsons on May 7, 2015 17:32:03 GMT -5
That's what I do every Friday night !!!!
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Post by The Foreigner™: OffSZN on May 7, 2015 19:01:23 GMT -5
Isn't Orton sponsored by Metabolic Meals, or is this different because Zack will wear it on his gear?
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on May 7, 2015 19:13:03 GMT -5
Isn't Orton sponsored by Metabolic Meals, or is this different because Zack will wear it on his gear? I have no idea. I freely admit I just saw it on Ryder's twitter and wanted to make a Punk joke.
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Post by lionheart21 on May 7, 2015 22:20:33 GMT -5
Zack Ryder is sponsored by FU Pretty fitting, considering that's basically what booking has been saying to him for years.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 7, 2015 22:23:19 GMT -5
I hope this means we eventually get a sponsorship of Enzo and Cassady by Cottonelle tissue.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on May 8, 2015 13:32:59 GMT -5
WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT!!! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on May 8, 2015 17:59:16 GMT -5
My understanding was that Punk's issue was that the office was directing sponsors away from him (Slim Jim and Sheamus) and not letting him wear sponsors on his gear during WWE programming. The WWE wouldn't be allowed to not let guys set up their own sponsorship deals if they weren't pushing the product on their own programming, that would give the death blow to the whole "independent contractor" nonsense as soon as that would happen.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 8, 2015 18:05:46 GMT -5
That's what I do every Friday night !!!! ![](http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/GTY_penicillin_ml_141107_16x9_992.jpg)
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