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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 10, 2015 15:16:29 GMT -5
Burn me, toss the remains any ol' place. I'm dead so don't much care.
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Madagascar Fred
El Dandy
TAFKA roidzilla and SUFFERIN' SUCCOTASH SON!
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Post by Madagascar Fred on May 10, 2015 15:18:39 GMT -5
I wanna star in a reboot of Weekend at Bernie's This pls...then cremate my ass
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on May 10, 2015 15:20:29 GMT -5
I want to be the secret ingredient in the McRib
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on May 10, 2015 15:24:38 GMT -5
Prop me up beside the jukebox.
Seriously though, after my grandmother's death a few year back and seeing the costs, even after she had taken care of a lot when my grandfather died, I was shocked. Right then I started telling people in my family do whatever is cheapest, not like I'll be around to admire it. I do like the idea of having my ashes planted with a tree though.
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thirteen3
Dennis Stamp
posted with a broken freakin neck keyboard
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Post by thirteen3 on May 10, 2015 16:17:11 GMT -5
Put my fat arse on display at Body Worlds!
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 19:19:50 GMT -5
Frozen and then woken up in the world of Demolition Man.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on May 10, 2015 19:22:01 GMT -5
"You may bury me with an enemy in Mount Calvary. You can stack me on a pyre and soak me down with whiskey. Roast me to a blackened crisp and throw me in a pile. I could really give a shit - I'm going out in style. You can take my urn to Fenway spread my ashes all about. Or you can bring me down to wolly beach and dump the sucker out."
All I know is that I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery.......
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on May 10, 2015 19:35:01 GMT -5
But seriously, I'd like to be cremated and have my ashes scattered into the ocean. I've loved the beach ever since I was a kid, so why not become a part of it?
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on May 10, 2015 21:36:38 GMT -5
I went to donate to science since I honestly don't care what happens to by body when I leave it, and who knows my organs can save someone else or I might have some weird enzyme or something that cures cancer.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on May 10, 2015 21:40:53 GMT -5
Donate my organs and cremate/plant the rest of me. DON'T donate my brain; I don't wanna wake up in another body on some Software shit...
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Post by Speedy Cerviche on May 10, 2015 21:46:03 GMT -5
Funeral pyre, like the Vikings of old.
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Essential1
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Essential1 on May 10, 2015 22:51:16 GMT -5
I want to be Goldust.
"Ssshoooh, big bite"
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mattperiolat
King Koopa
Thank you, Brodie... for everything.
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Post by mattperiolat on May 10, 2015 23:07:08 GMT -5
I'm a traditionalist. I'd like to be buried somewhere accessible, where family, friends, anyone who wants to, can come, have a seat, spend some time with me and hopefully have a few good memories.
As to the circumstances of my death, I'd like to go with what Thurgood Marshall suggested for how he wanted his end to come: "Safe and comfortable, in bed, at a ripe old age. Shot, by a jealous husband."
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on May 10, 2015 23:08:26 GMT -5
Cremated and put into a old Folgers coffee can.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on May 10, 2015 23:08:47 GMT -5
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The Yes Man
Unicron
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Post by The Yes Man on May 10, 2015 23:27:44 GMT -5
They probably won't be able to find my body.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 23:30:58 GMT -5
Donated to science.
Or whatever is cheapest. I don't care what happens to my body when I die, but I absolutely don't want a funeral.
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Post by JTG Fan on May 10, 2015 23:33:16 GMT -5
Mummified and placed next to Stalin.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on May 10, 2015 23:42:14 GMT -5
I want to be hung somewhere at the zoo as a reminder to not feed the bears.
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on May 11, 2015 0:47:33 GMT -5
I think I need to change something, as for my service, I would like a roast ala Amazon Women on the Moon.
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