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Post by Hit Girl on May 19, 2015 16:33:41 GMT -5
Dixie's like one of those crazy people in those movies where their significant other dies but they dress them up and have tea parties with them thinking that they're still alive I saw a documentary about the Roman emperor Nero, who apparently did this with his dead wife, after he kicked her to death.
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2015 12:53:22 GMT -5
"if you don't like our rating you can walk out right NOW!..............wait where are you going SIT BACK DOWN! I'd be down with this, if only to see her try to book a show with just Manik, Havok, who are blindly loyal, and Anderson and Abyss, who, let's face it, just don't have anywhere better to be. Hopefully this would lead to Abyss just sadly sitting around alone kicking his feet while sitting on one of those Kids tables they have at Ronald McDonaldland.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 20, 2015 14:57:00 GMT -5
And she honestly wonders why no one respects or has anything nice or decent to say about her even from her own family. Get rid of her breasts and put a dick on her, and you'd have Wrestling's version of Joffrey. Then again, once a season even he had a few moments where he seemed to get it. He only came to his senses sometimes when his mother slapped the hell out of him. Dixie mother will not do that to her so we can only wait until she has a wedding to get a new ruler. Isn't Dixie's mother the reason they can barely pay talent on time in the first place. I'd say she made things worse.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 20, 2015 15:38:42 GMT -5
At this point Jose Lothario is even pitying this company
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2015 0:08:36 GMT -5
I fully expect a "The cancellation is a LIE" story by week's end.
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Post by Ryushinku on May 21, 2015 2:27:18 GMT -5
Anyone else seen Aguirre, the Wrath of God?
Dixie's on that boat, surrounded by monkeys...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 21, 2015 16:22:37 GMT -5
I fully expect a "The cancellation is a LIE" story by week's end. Don't even have to wait that long as TNA already released a statement about the cancellation.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on May 21, 2015 16:42:43 GMT -5
I can just imagine Dixie in a secluded room writing "THE CANCELLATION IS A LIE" over and over again on a wall like in that one room in Portal.
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Post by jagilki on May 21, 2015 16:57:59 GMT -5
Next up for Dixie?
Running for President of the United States.
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Post by Hit Girl on May 22, 2015 22:23:43 GMT -5
Next up for Dixie? Running for President of the United States. Vice President - Eric Young Secretary of State - Vince Russo Secretary of Defence - Jim Herd
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on May 22, 2015 22:27:05 GMT -5
Next up for Dixie? Running for President of the United States. Vice President - Eric Young Secretary of State - Vince Russo Secretary of Defence - Jim Herd Thank god you didn't say Russo for Defense. "We have established firm, peaceful relations with the nation of Pakistan.....SWERVE! we launched the missiles about twenty minutes ago, you'll thank me later!"
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Post by Sir Woodrow on May 23, 2015 2:57:10 GMT -5
Anyone else seen Aguirre, the Wrath of God? Dixie's on that boat, surrounded by monkeys... That's not a nice thing to say about Manik
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Post by Cyno on May 23, 2015 10:41:10 GMT -5
Next up for Dixie? Running for President of the United States. Vice President - Eric Young Secretary of State - Vince Russo Secretary of Defence - Jim Herd I don't think Eric Young is eligible to be VP because he was born in Canada and he doesn't have at least one parent that is a US citizen. Not that that would stop Dixie from making him her running mate.
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Post by Chainsaw on May 23, 2015 18:43:55 GMT -5
Vice President - Eric Young Secretary of State - Vince Russo Secretary of Defence - Jim Herd Thank god you didn't say Russo for Defense. "We have established firm, peaceful relations with the nation of Pakistan.....SWERVE! we launched the missiles about twenty minutes ago, you'll thank me later!" Russo wouldn't even be on the staff. He'd be the shadowy cabal that actually runs things behind the scenes.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on May 25, 2015 5:24:53 GMT -5
With each day passing I'm getting more convinced that Dixie is pro wrestling equivalent of that nutty Iraqi Information Minister who had a press conference saying that there were no American troops and Tanks in Baghdad when it was clear as day there were American troops fighting in the background.
Makes me wonder if when TNA does finally go tits up will we be seeing reports of Dixie having a press conference in some empty room trying to convince the world that TNA is doing better than ever only to have some random security guard telling her you got 5 minutes to leave the building before the owner's call the cops.
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Post by jagilki on May 25, 2015 14:19:49 GMT -5
]Russo wouldn't even be on the staff. He'd be the shadowy cabal that actually runs things behind the scenes. Dr. StrangeRusso: Or how I learned to stop bro'ing and love the swerve
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 22:19:21 GMT -5
I fully expect a "The cancellation is a LIE" story by week's end. Don't even have to wait that long as TNA already released a statement about the cancellation. Yeah, I'm sure a judge and jury will be soooo sympathetic to TNA's lawsuit over semantics. It's like Luke Harper suing someone for calling him a jobber.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 25, 2015 22:32:13 GMT -5
Don't even have to wait that long as TNA already released a statement about the cancellation. Yeah, I'm sure a judge and jury will be soooo sympathetic to TNA's lawsuit over semantics. It's like Luke Harper suing someone for calling him a jobber. Luke Harper would have a better case than Dixie since Luke is a former Intercontinental Champion.
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