Post by CM Dazz on May 16, 2015 19:53:36 GMT -5
Where oh where to even begin??? I guess the same way they did, on the back of a moving semi-truck...
Dustin "Seven" Rhodes vs Blacktop "Mr. Hole in One" Bully
I haven't seen this since the PPV first aired back in '95. For as terrible as the match was, and knowing Mr Bully is still alive tody, my anxiety was through the f***ing roof watching Double B hanging off the side of the cage. The dude had a serious chance to fall to his death. I'm pretty sure I was trying to send my voice back 20 years in time while yelling, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE GOING TO f***ING DIE!!!!!" Here's just one example I found on Google Images since I'm not going back to screen-cap it right now:
Yea, he's hanging off the side of a semi-truck while it's moving pretty fast, supposedly 55 MPH, but I doubt that. The whole thing was brutal, but this was just crazy. If you have the Network, here's a link to the match: network.wwe.com/video/v31673719/milestone/36989461
I randomly clicked buttons, and ended up on this PPV. Kind of cool because it was one I've had in the back of my mind to watch for some time. So far I'vesat struggled through:
Hacksaw vs Meng in a Martial Arts Match, in which Sonny Onoo reffed the match in a Gi. I'm pretty sure this was his first WCW appearance. I'm also pretty sure LaRusso vs Lawrence would have been a better fight had Pat E. Johnson been wearing a Gi instead of a shirt that said "REFEREE" on the front, but I digress.
Next is a Wrestler is Boxer Match. Great, great idea here... Or, actually, ummmmm... Anyway, it's Arn Anderson (w/Col. Robert Parker) - vs. Johnny B. Badd (w/Rock Finnigan [ROCK MOTHERf***ING FINNIGAN uhhhhh...]) was a barn burner of suck, featuring Arn wearing a bucket on his head, courtesy of the former Mr Greek. Yea, just learned Rena Sable Mero Lesnar's maiden name is "Greek". Who knew?
?? Certainly not I. Also, the Colonel is all over this PPV.
That's all I've been able to handle so far. I just can't do it right right now.
There are a pair of SINGLES MATCHES up next. THIS IS BULLSHIT! WE WANT GIMMICKS! THIS IS BULLSHIT! WE WANT GIMMICKS! THIS IS BULLSHIT! WE WANT GIMMICKS! Avalanche vs. Randy Savage & Big Bubba Rogers vs. Sting I'm actually looking forward to those two, so I'm holding off till I'm in a bit better mood.
The last two matches consist of a Falls Count Anywhere Tag Team Match (YAY GIMMICKS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111)
Harlem Heat (w/Sister Sherri) vs. The Nasty Boys and a Leather Strap Match (GIM-MOTHERf***ING-ICKS-BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!69696969696969696969) Hulk where'sJimmyHartwhere'sJimmyHartwhere'sJimmyHartwhere'sJimmyHart Hogan (watch the show, you'll get it. Over & over & over &) (w/The Renegade) vs. Vader (w/Ric Flair) I actually don't remember a thing about either of tehese matches, so I'm going in fresh. Just like Frank Costanza!
This was pretty painful to type, probably worse to read, & so far death to watch. I'll pick the PPV up either later tonight, or another day, or something...
Dustin "Seven" Rhodes vs Blacktop "Mr. Hole in One" Bully
I haven't seen this since the PPV first aired back in '95. For as terrible as the match was, and knowing Mr Bully is still alive tody, my anxiety was through the f***ing roof watching Double B hanging off the side of the cage. The dude had a serious chance to fall to his death. I'm pretty sure I was trying to send my voice back 20 years in time while yelling, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE GOING TO f***ING DIE!!!!!" Here's just one example I found on Google Images since I'm not going back to screen-cap it right now:
Yea, he's hanging off the side of a semi-truck while it's moving pretty fast, supposedly 55 MPH, but I doubt that. The whole thing was brutal, but this was just crazy. If you have the Network, here's a link to the match: network.wwe.com/video/v31673719/milestone/36989461
I randomly clicked buttons, and ended up on this PPV. Kind of cool because it was one I've had in the back of my mind to watch for some time. So far I've
Hacksaw vs Meng in a Martial Arts Match, in which Sonny Onoo reffed the match in a Gi. I'm pretty sure this was his first WCW appearance. I'm also pretty sure LaRusso vs Lawrence would have been a better fight had Pat E. Johnson been wearing a Gi instead of a shirt that said "REFEREE" on the front, but I digress.
Next is a Wrestler is Boxer Match. Great, great idea here... Or, actually, ummmmm... Anyway, it's Arn Anderson (w/Col. Robert Parker) - vs. Johnny B. Badd (w/Rock Finnigan [ROCK MOTHERf***ING FINNIGAN uhhhhh...]) was a barn burner of suck, featuring Arn wearing a bucket on his head, courtesy of the former Mr Greek. Yea, just learned Rena Sable Mero Lesnar's maiden name is "Greek". Who knew?
?? Certainly not I. Also, the Colonel is all over this PPV.That's all I've been able to handle so far. I just can't do it right right now.
There are a pair of SINGLES MATCHES up next. THIS IS BULLSHIT! WE WANT GIMMICKS! THIS IS BULLSHIT! WE WANT GIMMICKS! THIS IS BULLSHIT! WE WANT GIMMICKS! Avalanche vs. Randy Savage & Big Bubba Rogers vs. Sting I'm actually looking forward to those two, so I'm holding off till I'm in a bit better mood.
The last two matches consist of a Falls Count Anywhere Tag Team Match (YAY GIMMICKS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111)
Harlem Heat (w/Sister Sherri) vs. The Nasty Boys and a Leather Strap Match (GIM-MOTHERf***ING-ICKS-BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!69696969696969696969) Hulk where'sJimmyHartwhere'sJimmyHartwhere'sJimmyHartwhere'sJimmyHart Hogan (watch the show, you'll get it. Over & over & over &) (w/The Renegade) vs. Vader (w/Ric Flair) I actually don't remember a thing about either of tehese matches, so I'm going in fresh. Just like Frank Costanza!
This was pretty painful to type, probably worse to read, & so far death to watch. I'll pick the PPV up either later tonight, or another day, or something...
