Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 23, 2016 19:15:24 GMT -5
I'd do porn for 100K. I'd pimp my wife out and have her do porn for 100K too. Any means necessary when you're struggling so I don't blame her.
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Post by xCompackx on Jan 23, 2016 21:04:45 GMT -5
I'd do porn for 100K. I'd pimp my wife out and have her do porn for 100K too. Any means necessary when you're struggling so I don't blame her. Fun fact that I learned from Googling for 10 minutes because boredom: While you wouldn't make 100k per shoot, you would make $500-600 per shoot and 3 times that amount for gay porn. Crazy how well it pays for the guy's face not being seen on camera most of the time.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 23, 2016 22:03:13 GMT -5
I'd do porn for 100K. I'd pimp my wife out and have her do porn for 100K too. Any means necessary when you're struggling so I don't blame her. Sorry ladies, he's taken.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 23, 2016 22:26:05 GMT -5
I'd do porn for 100K. I'd pimp my wife out and have her do porn for 100K too. Any means necessary when you're struggling so I don't blame her. Sorry ladies, he's taken. 100K is 100K. I've been unemployed for 3 months, submitted over 500 job applications, and gotten no offers. Looking like I'll be living out of my car by the end of February. Sunny's in a better spot in life than me I could comfortably live off 100K for 2 years at least.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 23, 2016 22:26:50 GMT -5
Sorry ladies, he's taken. 100K is 100K. I've been unemployed for 3 months, submitted over 500 job applications, and gotten no offers. Looking like I'll be living out of my car by the end of February. Sunny's in a better spot in life than me I could comfortably live off 100K for 2 years at least. I don't give a shit what you choose to do, but pimping out your wife and have her doing porn? What the hell.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 23, 2016 22:30:18 GMT -5
100K is 100K. I've been unemployed for 3 months, submitted over 500 job applications, and gotten no offers. Looking like I'll be living out of my car by the end of February. Sunny's in a better spot in life than me I could comfortably live off 100K for 2 years at least. I don't give a shit what you choose to do, but pimping out your wife? What the hell. I haven't done her in 2 years and I'm sure she cheats on me anyways so what the hell's the difference? We're only married so she can live in this country. You don't know anything about the hell that is my life so don't get all preachy.
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Post by Hit Girl on Jan 23, 2016 22:32:11 GMT -5
Well this has taken a turn for the strange
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Post by wgdj on Jan 23, 2016 22:48:41 GMT -5
To quote Roddy Piper, "sweet baby Jesus."
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Post by xCompackx on Jan 23, 2016 22:51:21 GMT -5
Well this has taken a turn for the strange And somehow not in the way you'd think a thread about porn would turn. I mean, if you've put out THAT many applications, maybe porn is an option for you (referring to Professor Chaos).
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Post by Doogie Bowser, MD on Jan 23, 2016 23:00:33 GMT -5
Well this has taken a turn for the strange And somehow not in the way you'd think a thread about porn would turn. I mean, if you've put out THAT many applications, maybe porn is an option for you (referring to Professor Chaos). Aside from about a half-dozen proven talents, men don't make anything in porn unless they do gay. Most guys can't handle the grind, so to speak.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jan 23, 2016 23:06:13 GMT -5
In the film, she should change outfits from a fitness instructor, to a cowgirl, to a redneck. Yeah, I'm sure we'll get a parody of her tag team years soon enough... with sexy results! ...and sad. So very sad results.
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Jan 23, 2016 23:21:08 GMT -5
I don't give a shit what you choose to do, but pimping out your wife? What the hell. I haven't done her in 2 years and I'm sure she cheats on me anyways so what the hell's the difference? We're only married so she can live in this country. You don't know anything about the hell that is my life so don't get all preachy. Sadly, if your own mail order bride won't touch you, I doubt a six figure porn contract is in the cards.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 23, 2016 23:25:11 GMT -5
I haven't done her in 2 years and I'm sure she cheats on me anyways so what the hell's the difference? We're only married so she can live in this country. You don't know anything about the hell that is my life so don't get all preachy. Sadly, if your own mail order bride won't touch you, I doubt a six figure porn contract is in the cards. There are some scat play enthusiasts out there maybe I could have a go with that genre.
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Post by xCompackx on Jan 23, 2016 23:27:21 GMT -5
And somehow not in the way you'd think a thread about porn would turn. I mean, if you've put out THAT many applications, maybe porn is an option for you (referring to Professor Chaos). Aside from about a half-dozen proven talents, men don't make anything in porn unless they do gay. Most guys can't handle the grind, so to speak. First, ha. Second, fair enough. I still find it interesting how gay porn earns you more money, especially since the audience would certainly be a bit smaller.
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Post by jmule on Jan 23, 2016 23:33:59 GMT -5
I'd do porn for 100K. I'd pimp my wife out and have her do porn for 100K too. Any means necessary when you're struggling so I don't blame her. Fun fact that I learned from Googling for 10 minutes because boredom: While you wouldn't make 100k per shoot, you would make $500-600 per shoot and 3 times that amount for gay porn. Crazy how well it pays for the guy's face not being seen on camera most of the time. So sunny did like 200 shots?!?!
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jan 24, 2016 0:09:09 GMT -5
Unless they get JR and the King to do commentary for it I have zero interest in watching a Sunny porn film in 2016.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on Jan 24, 2016 0:12:24 GMT -5
Unless they get JR and the King to do commentary for it I have zero interest in watching a Sunny porn film in 2016. King: Puppies Puppies Puppies! JR: Good God Almighty, Good God Almighty, They've killed her! As good as my witness she is broken in half! Enough's Enough!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2016 0:18:38 GMT -5
Here's something to chew on.
In 1997, Shawn Michaels was a coked up wrestler popping pills.
In 2016, Sunny seems to be a coked up porn star possibly taking some form of pills.
Amazing how different these two turned out 19 years later.
Shawn Michaels figures it out of all people while Sunny hasn't looking at this perspective from where they both were in 1997.
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Post by jimmyjames on Jan 24, 2016 0:18:47 GMT -5
Aside from about a half-dozen proven talents, men don't make anything in porn unless they do gay. Most guys can't handle the grind, so to speak. First, ha. Second, fair enough. I still find it interesting how gay porn earns you more money, especially since the audience would certainly be a bit smaller. That's the way porn is. It turns everything including the laws of economics upside down. There are hundreds of female porn stars yet only a few male porn stars (there's a reason Ron Jeremy has been in the business as long as he has) and still the men make else. It's not surprising that gay porn pays more because there is probably a lot small number of male actors for that genre.
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Post by "Mr Wonderdick" Dick Dastardly on Jan 24, 2016 0:22:13 GMT -5
I don't give a shit what you choose to do, but pimping out your wife? What the hell. I haven't done her in 2 years and I'm sure she cheats on me anyways so what the hell's the difference? We're only married so she can live in this country. You don't know anything about the hell that is my life so don't get all preachy.
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