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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 21, 2015 1:41:46 GMT -5
So, with the announcement that Destination America is cancelling Impact in September, and also the impending Bischoff/Wayne Arnold lawsuit, this is the time for us all to chip in and buy this cursed wrestling company from the Carters!! We'll start a FAN kickstarter, and we can all throw in a few bucks and by September, it will be ours!!! We'll be able to book our own show and maybe we can get a primo TV deal on BET or the Oxgyen Network. Just think of all the delicious things we could do with our own wrestling company!!
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Post by King Devitt: Scrum Guzzler on May 21, 2015 5:13:17 GMT -5
As long as we put in a contract clause that Spud has to be my husband, and Manik has to be my little something on the side.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 21, 2015 5:55:14 GMT -5
As long as we put in a contract clause that Spud has to be my husband, and Manik has to be my little something on the side. Dammit, I wanted Spud...and Manik. *Staking claim on Davey, Jessie, Zema, Robbie E, EC3, Shaw, Taryn, Velvet Sky, and Madison Rayne*
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2015 7:24:27 GMT -5
Depends, how much are they paying us?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on May 21, 2015 7:38:43 GMT -5
I found a piece of chewing gum stuck to my shoe, I think said gum is more than enough to buy the company
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Post by Chiral on May 21, 2015 9:20:37 GMT -5
I think we could offer what they're looking for; I'm sure we have lots of big heel faction storylines we could part with to seal the deal.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 21, 2015 9:22:58 GMT -5
I'm positive we could get more money for that oven than we could for TNA in it's current state.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 21, 2015 9:24:04 GMT -5
I'm positive we could get more money for that oven than we could for TNA in it's current state. Yeah, the Pizza Oven's probably worth more at this point
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on May 21, 2015 16:13:15 GMT -5
I'll chip in $5 on the promise that I get Brian Kendrick's old conspiracy theorist gear. I want to wear it to a WWE show and heckle the Ascension for being low-vibrational reptilians.
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Post by King Devitt: Scrum Guzzler on May 21, 2015 18:36:34 GMT -5
As long as we put in a contract clause that Spud has to be my husband, and Manik has to be my little something on the side. Dammit, I wanted Spud...and Manik. *Staking claim on Davey, Jessie, Zema, Robbie E, EC3, Shaw, Taryn, Velvet Sky, and Madison Rayne* Dammit, okay. I forgot about Jessie and Shaw. You can have all of those, but I also get Eddie Edwards. To like...clean my house nude or something. You can have those Knockouts, I want to rehire Havok to be the person that guards the door while me and Spud and/or Manik are fulfilling the contractual agreements.
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on May 21, 2015 19:00:40 GMT -5
Sure, I'll chip in $20, 7 bottlecaps that have coke reward codes and......a red nose.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 24, 2015 3:22:46 GMT -5
So, I'm thinking we get EC3 to be the figurehead world champion. Abyss, we dress up as a Sasquatch. Kurt Angle, he starts wearing the old Johnsons full body penis uniform. Because why the hell not? Lashley finally gets to do my much anticipated Lashman gimmick I devised years ago. (I'm also realizing that this thread title is almost identical to the last thread I made about this back when TNA first got cancelled from Spike )
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Post by bigjohnsons on May 24, 2015 21:17:40 GMT -5
Purchase TNA or buy a Sandwhich from Chick-Fill-A hmmm
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