Hawk Hart
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Post by Hawk Hart on May 23, 2015 12:43:37 GMT -5
So if everything turns out to be true about DA not renewing Impact and TNA subsequently folds then what happens to Kurt Angle? I think he moves into Jeff and Karen Jarrett's guest house for about six months until he moonsaults into the pool one too many times and they kick him out.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 23, 2015 12:57:55 GMT -5
The UFC will sign him a deal.
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on May 23, 2015 13:00:33 GMT -5
 Ringling Brothers |
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 23, 2015 13:52:52 GMT -5
Indy until he dies!
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...Seriously, he needs to accept a wellness deal from WWE and get better.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Got fined anyway.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 23, 2015 14:22:16 GMT -5
The UFC will sign him a deal. More like Bellator |
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Post by . on May 23, 2015 16:55:04 GMT -5
GFW and I'd put money on it.
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Professor Chaos
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 23, 2015 17:00:18 GMT -5
I don't get why you'd go work for a guy that banged and stole your wife but if Kurt and Jeff have a weird relationship like that then GFW it is.
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Post by BlackoutCreature on May 23, 2015 17:28:39 GMT -5
I'm hoping for Lucha Underground, only because it's fun to imagine the contract negotiations between Kurt and Dario Cueto.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 17:42:26 GMT -5
He'll just start wrestling random objects on the street until he tries to be Sabin and gets hit by a train.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on May 24, 2015 3:01:42 GMT -5
The scummiest promotion imaginable will offer him the highest amount of money possible to compete in the most dangerous match conceivable. And that'll be the end of him.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on May 24, 2015 3:15:22 GMT -5
I don't know but before this whole damn thing is over, for one reason or another, I hope we get to see Angle dressed up like the Johnsons.  |
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Post by Mozenrath on May 24, 2015 3:24:05 GMT -5
The scummiest promotion imaginable will offer him the highest amount of money possible to compete in the most dangerous match conceivable. And that'll be the end of him. I picture him getting a deal from the bad guy in Space Jam. Not Jordan, the other bad guy. |
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Post by Father Dougal McGuire on May 24, 2015 6:21:40 GMT -5
The UFC will sign him a deal. I have always wondered "what if" Kurt came up 5-10 years later when MMA took off. Would he pull a Lesner and try it out for a bit. |
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 24, 2015 6:25:09 GMT -5
He'll just start wrestling random objects on the street until he tries to be Sabin and gets hit by a train. Wait, what the hell does Chris Sabin have to do wi....oh right, that Sabin. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 24, 2015 8:51:20 GMT -5
 If we go by history anyway. |
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on May 24, 2015 9:00:58 GMT -5
if he wants to keep making money wrestling he'll just have to suck it up and sign a legends contract to sit at home and make special non-wrestling appearances when WWE are in Pittsburgh.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2015 9:52:47 GMT -5
Whatever promotion that Inoki is running now.
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Celgress
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Post by Celgress on May 24, 2015 10:06:17 GMT -5
The UFC will sign him a deal. Crippled Angel vs. Thirty Something CM Punk, who will survive and what will be left of them? |
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on May 24, 2015 13:07:32 GMT -5
"Sure Karen, I'll give Kurt a job! I mean, what are the odds that he has me removed from power of another promotion I've founded?"
(Cut to six months later)
"Son of a bitch! Well, at least I'm still receiving checks in the mail....."
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Aya Reiko
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Post by Aya Reiko on May 24, 2015 13:24:38 GMT -5
Depends, is Juggalo Championship Wrestling still running? Maybe the ICP can give him a job.
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