Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
What am I doing here?
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Post by Demented on May 25, 2015 0:24:22 GMT -5
It's Sunday night, my ankle is swollen, I've had too much caffine and I've been binge watching The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, ask me stuff before @irontyger takes it over.
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Post by bigjohnsons on May 25, 2015 0:29:25 GMT -5
Where do babies come from?
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
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Post by Demented on May 25, 2015 0:37:01 GMT -5
Where do babies come from? I'll give you three most likely answers: A: The Stork B: Sex C: A Jar of Almonds.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
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Post by jagilki on May 25, 2015 0:38:39 GMT -5
How much Show could the Big Show Show if the Big Show could Show Show?
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 0:39:23 GMT -5
What is this song about?
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The Sam
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Post by The Sam on May 25, 2015 0:41:28 GMT -5
How do door?
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 25, 2015 0:43:10 GMT -5
What style/brand shoes would you recommend for groin-kick related purposes?
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Demented on May 25, 2015 0:45:11 GMT -5
How much Show could the Big Show Show if the Big Show could Show Show? A lot of Show. Like, so much Show, you'll cry Show. Your life story Open. Get on floor. Do the Dinosaur. What style/brand shoes would you recommend for groin-kick related purposes? New Balance. They're the only shoe that is Demented Approved.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 0:48:00 GMT -5
Why is "clown shoes" considered a derogatory remark?
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Demented on May 25, 2015 0:59:45 GMT -5
Why is "clown shoes" considered a derogatory remark? I have no idea. I think people are just jealous clowns get more sexy time than they do, so they make that snide remarks about their shoes.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 1:07:16 GMT -5
I'm telling Joker about you and Harley.
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 1:09:22 GMT -5
I'm telling Joker about you and Harley. I'll field this one. How do you know you don't need to tell Harley about Demented and the Joker?
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Winner of the Harleen F. Quinzel Legacy of Puddin Award
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Post by Demented on May 25, 2015 1:10:20 GMT -5
I'm telling Joker about you and Harley. I'll field this one. How do you know you don't need to tell Harley about Demented and the Joker? I'll field this one. Balls.
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The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on May 25, 2015 1:19:47 GMT -5
how do i get my wife to do that thing* that she REALLY hates, like all other women. that thing she refuses to do. that thing she gets pissed at me every time i ask her to do it. how do i get her to do it? {Spoiler}{*} be nice to my mother
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Post by bibboid on May 25, 2015 1:22:41 GMT -5
My daughter just turned 13 today. How should I prepare myself for having a teenager in my home?
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 1:25:58 GMT -5
DID YOU KNOW ASTRONAUTS DRINK THEIR OWN PISS?!
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 1:27:25 GMT -5
DID YOU KNOW ASTRONAUTS DRINK THEIR OWN PISS?! And sometimes they do it even when they aren't in space...
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Demented
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Demented on May 25, 2015 1:35:59 GMT -5
how do i get my wife to do that thing* that she REALLY hates, like all other women. that thing she refuses to do. that thing she gets pissed at me every time i ask her to do it. how do i get her to do it? {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{*} be nice to my mother When in doubt: Chloroform. Hey, it worked for Triple H! Or just bribe her with candy & flowers. My daughter just turned 13 today. How should I prepare myself for having a teenager in my home? Watch a bunch of Sabrina The Teenage Witch. DID YOU KNOW ASTRONAUTS DRINK THEIR OWN PISS?! No. No I didn't. *kick to the groin*
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Post by Long A, Short A on May 25, 2015 6:44:33 GMT -5
Why does Dean Ambrose give off angry soccer mom energy to me?
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Post by Deleted on May 25, 2015 6:47:13 GMT -5
Where do babies come from? I'll give you three most likely answers: A: The Stork B: Sex C: A Jar of Almonds. So with all those answers does this mean I've been swallowing babies my whole life?!?
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