willyjakes
Don Corleone
Dingleberry Don
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Post by willyjakes on May 25, 2015 1:46:18 GMT -5
So now that the dad bod is enjoying its 15 minutes of fame...who had the greatest one in the history of wrestling? Now obviously the best dad bods were probably on late 80/early 90's WWF Superstars-Challenge jobbers...but we won't count those. Anyway, here are some good one's. This is the best. Sloppy manscaping. Bare minimum 15 minutes on the elliptical at LA Fitness once a week. Downing 12 Bud Lights at little Timmy's baseball game on Saturday followed by two whole bags of fritos and maybe a few roadies on the way to Fulton County to see Dale and the Braves take on Straw and the Mets. Proudly sporting pit stains, still shaves with a straight razor.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on May 25, 2015 2:49:52 GMT -5
That's it, I've had enough. I've seen enough.
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Post by Super Weak Machine on May 25, 2015 2:58:17 GMT -5
I think they get bonus points for looking like dads.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 25, 2015 7:50:47 GMT -5
Undertaker at Mania this year didn't have a dad bod, but he sure as shit looked like your high school girlfriend's scary dad. 'DID YOU LAY A FINGER ON MY PRINCESS?'
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 25, 2015 9:37:19 GMT -5
Kevin Owens
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Post by Zenengage on May 25, 2015 10:02:10 GMT -5
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Post by bigjohnsons on May 25, 2015 10:06:59 GMT -5
You ever tell people you make threads about wrestling dad bodies 0.0
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lovingway
El Dandy
Crimson and Clover
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Post by lovingway on May 25, 2015 12:32:03 GMT -5
What about Sean O'Haire from that one MMA fight of his?
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 25, 2015 21:22:38 GMT -5
My vote goes for Mil Mascaras.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 26, 2015 3:59:18 GMT -5
My vote goes for Mil Mascaras. Not so much a dad bod as a 'been floating face down in a Baltimore river for a week' bod.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on May 26, 2015 12:16:21 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 12:52:19 GMT -5
This guy might actually be my dad.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 26, 2015 14:21:25 GMT -5
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tms
Don Corleone
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Post by tms on May 27, 2015 5:56:09 GMT -5
My vote goes for Mil Mascaras. His ability to suck in his gut for entire matches is pathetic/hilarious. And please, enough pics with fatasses like Viscera, I just ate!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 27, 2015 10:08:23 GMT -5
Where I come from, Viscera's physique IS typical of the dad bod
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on May 27, 2015 10:08:59 GMT -5
I think they get bonus points for looking like dads. Wasn't Arn around 19 in this pic?
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 10:33:06 GMT -5
"Everyone's Dad" Arn Anderson.
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