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Post by fortknox on May 25, 2015 21:39:54 GMT -5
She looks like a pornstar now. And I mean that as a compliment. I think Mattie looks somewhat like Phoenix Marie.
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Post by Squirrel Master on May 25, 2015 22:38:58 GMT -5
She doesn't make me think of Jim The Advil Neidhart any more. That's a good thing.
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Post by tms on May 26, 2015 1:10:42 GMT -5
Heavily disappointed that the OP didn't include pics. I see what you did there
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on May 26, 2015 3:33:26 GMT -5
As per noted sexologist,Jaiya Kinzbach sex actually burns 144+ calories per half hour Sweet, I burn 7.2 calories every time I have sex. Dude, you must be part machine.
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Post by Mozenrath on May 27, 2015 11:45:00 GMT -5
Isn't that if you're doing something though? Can't imagine the example given earlier does much for your body beyond botching your knees. There is no such thing as dry cold sex or at least in my experience. I still sweat like a motherf***er even when I'm just laying there. Then again I have an absurdly warm apartment and I sweat eating salt and vinegar potato chips. If you have a partner who lets you eat chips during sex, you're doing something right. Or seriously wrong. There's no real in-between here.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 13:52:30 GMT -5
Each fart causes he to run over 750 feet, it doesn't take much.
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Post by Essential1 on May 27, 2015 15:26:55 GMT -5
She still needs a personality transplant.
I have to say though I think the team of Kidd and Cesaro wouldn't be the same without her. I'm sure they have spent a lot of time down at the performance center working on their double team moves with her.
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Post by Savage Gambino on May 27, 2015 16:11:24 GMT -5
She would be "throwing it back" in the position in question. Meaning she's actually working as well instead of being held in place while you churn the butter. I dare you to actually use those terms when talking to a real female. Hey, he just mentioned throwing it back. At least he didn't say anything about throwing it in a circle.
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on May 27, 2015 16:13:49 GMT -5
I dare you to actually use those terms when talking to a real female. Hey, he just mentioned throwing it back. At least he didn't say anything about throwing it in a circle. Throwing it back wasn't the part that I think ladies would really dislike. The churning the butter phrase, on the other hand, probably is a deal breaker.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 27, 2015 16:18:47 GMT -5
TJ must have put a DVD player of classic puro matches on her back while he hits it from behind. That is sure to burn up some calories. Tiger Mask vs. Dynamite Kid = 6 hour boners. Not sure how she'd lose any weight in that situation unless she is planking instead of kneeling. You know we don't actually just stay there in that position, right? we have to actually hold an arch in the back, and in any position we generally rock with a guy's motion so he doesn't just repeatedly smack painfully into our hips at full speed? ...why am I actually answering this?
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Post by Shy Guy on May 27, 2015 16:22:23 GMT -5
Not sure how she'd lose any weight in that situation unless she is planking instead of kneeling. You know we don't actually just stay there in that position, right? we have to actually hold an arch in the back, and in any position we generally rock with a guy's motion so he doesn't just repeatedly smack painfully into our hips at full speed? ...why am I actually answering this? you'll learn that most of the guys here actually have no idea what they're talking about. welcome, newb.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on May 27, 2015 16:34:40 GMT -5
As per noted sexologist,Jaiya Kinzbach sex actually burns 144+ calories per half hour Isn't that if you're doing something though? Can't imagine the example given earlier does much for your body beyond botching your knees. If DDP Yoga has taught me anything, it's all about staying in that fat burning zone. Maybe she's using dynamic resistance. Cat lift! Now cat arch... Cat lift! Now cat arch...
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Post by Madagascar Fred on May 27, 2015 16:35:10 GMT -5
She looks better than ever. Quite some face surgeries as well (nose, chin, botox & co), pretty clearly
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on May 27, 2015 17:17:19 GMT -5
Not sure how she'd lose any weight in that situation unless she is planking instead of kneeling. You know we don't actually just stay there in that position, right? we have to actually hold an arch in the back, and in any position we generally rock with a guy's motion so he doesn't just repeatedly smack painfully into our hips at full speed? ...why am I actually answering this? Maybe you feel bad for these guys thinking these kinds of things? It suggests that either they have not actually had real sex or they have only had sex with real duds in the sack who simply lay there like a corpse (for those that wonder, that is usually a bad thing. Then again, I don't know what kind of fetish everyone is into. Your mileage may vary).
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 18:48:57 GMT -5
Not sure how she'd lose any weight in that situation unless she is planking instead of kneeling. You know we don't actually just stay there in that position, right? we have to actually hold an arch in the back, and in any position we generally rock with a guy's motion so he doesn't just repeatedly smack painfully into our hips at full speed? ...why am I actually answering this? You don't have to do anything. #choice
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on May 28, 2015 9:57:20 GMT -5
You know we don't actually just stay there in that position, right? we have to actually hold an arch in the back, and in any position we generally rock with a guy's motion so he doesn't just repeatedly smack painfully into our hips at full speed? ...why am I actually answering this? You don't have to do anything. #choice #ajallpositions
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Post by Kash Flagg on May 28, 2015 10:12:11 GMT -5
You know we don't actually just stay there in that position, right? we have to actually hold an arch in the back, and in any position we generally rock with a guy's motion so he doesn't just repeatedly smack painfully into our hips at full speed? ...why am I actually answering this? you'll learn that most of the guys here actually have no idea what they're talking about. welcome, newb. I SAW IT IN A BOOK ONCE!
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Post by Kash Flagg on May 28, 2015 10:41:53 GMT -5
OK, let's get out of the sex talk.
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Post by A Platypus Rave on May 28, 2015 10:52:10 GMT -5
She looks better than ever. Quite some face surgeries as well (nose, chin, botox & co), pretty clearly Considering that she took no time off to heal that's pretty impressive. You know we don't actually just stay there in that position, right? we have to actually hold an arch in the back, and in any position we generally rock with a guy's motion so he doesn't just repeatedly smack painfully into our hips at full speed? ...why am I actually answering this? you'll learn that most of the guys here actually have no idea what they're talking about. welcome, newb. Hey I know all about the sex... it's where you put the thing in the other thing... and do the things... wow all of those things.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on May 28, 2015 11:11:37 GMT -5
You know we don't actually just stay there in that position, right? we have to actually hold an arch in the back, and in any position we generally rock with a guy's motion so he doesn't just repeatedly smack painfully into our hips at full speed? ...why am I actually answering this? you'll learn that most of the guys here actually have no idea what they're talking about. welcome, newb. This is my new favorite exchange on this board ever.
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