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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2015 21:50:05 GMT -5
Rusev would be such a terrifying babyface. It'd be a great gimmick for him, he's really trying to be friendly but being RUSEV he ends up scaring the crap out of everyone. "Rusev save cat from tree, little girl. Rusev give you back cat. HERE TAKE CAT FROM RUSEV AND KEEP HIM SAFE AND SOUND." My goodness, this gimmick is money.
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Post by bigjohnsons on May 26, 2015 22:45:19 GMT -5
Rusev would be such a terrifying babyface. It'd be a great gimmick for him, he's really trying to be friendly but being RUSEV he ends up scaring the crap out of everyone. "Rusev save cat from tree, little girl. Rusev give you back cat. HERE TAKE CAT FROM RUSEV AND KEEP HIM SAFE AND SOUND." You have no idea how GOLD this sounds
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Post by Psy on May 26, 2015 22:47:19 GMT -5
Rusev would be such a terrifying babyface. It'd be a great gimmick for him, he's really trying to be friendly but being RUSEV he ends up scaring the crap out of everyone. "Rusev save cat from tree, little girl. Rusev give you back cat. HERE TAKE CAT FROM RUSEV AND KEEP HIM SAFE AND SOUND." "Pet him, he is scared. Good-bye, little girl, good-bye, little kitty-cat." The little girl hugs the cat and holds it when from out of shot you hear Rusev, "I DO NOT HEAR PETTING!"
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Post by Ryushinku on May 27, 2015 3:10:21 GMT -5
"I WILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND BE VISITING TO CHECK!"
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Post by Topher is Human on May 27, 2015 3:39:06 GMT -5
"Scary-but-means-well" Face Rusev is probably the most I've laughed at on this forum in months!
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Post by Bad Moon on May 27, 2015 3:47:58 GMT -5
JBL: "SHE'S COMING, MAGGLE! HAHAHA I LOVE IT!" Please put a trigger warning or at least some spoilers on that. I don't think I can ever have sex again.
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Post by Injustice45 on May 27, 2015 4:50:33 GMT -5
Cole: LANA JUST UNLOADED ON HER OPPONENT! JBL: WE GOT OURSELVES A COMING LANA, MAGGLE! HA HA HA, I LOVE IT!
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Post by CM Parish on May 27, 2015 5:09:18 GMT -5
It's okay, it sounded like all the guys in attendance who were firmly behind Rusev for that segment chuckled when she said it too.
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Post by Germansuplex on May 27, 2015 6:09:43 GMT -5
It's okay, it sounded like all the guys in attendance who were firmly behind Rusev for that segment chuckled when she said it too. Heh, "firmly behind". *snort*
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 8:31:16 GMT -5
I really hope they go through with my idea of Rusev singing to Lana to get her back.
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Post by Savage Gambino on May 27, 2015 16:54:20 GMT -5
It's even funnier when you remember the full line was "You asked me to come, I came. Now I'm waiting." which makes it sound like he suffers from delayed ejaculation.
And that is a sentence I never saw myself typing on any forum, much less a wrestling forum.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on May 27, 2015 18:45:38 GMT -5
I really wanted Rusev to respond by saying "IF ONLY IT WERE THAT EASY IN BED, AM I RIGHT GUYS!!! " Stand-up comic Rusev needs to become a thing.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 18:51:16 GMT -5
You know...
My best friend used to be huge into WWE. I got her into it years ago a little before the Kane/Cena feud started and we're major perverts so we just laughed about the suggestive comments and situations that came to mind. When Lana said that, I instantly thought of something sexual. There was no way I was going to let that one slip my mind. No absolute way.
Hell, I always think it's suggestive when Reigns has someone up for the Triple Powerbomb, no way was I going to miss this one.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 27, 2015 22:15:42 GMT -5
Gotta be more commanding. And I've said too much; sorry kids. haha. Heh, And they call you the Gentle Lover? Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said "If you label me, you negate me? Haha.
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Post by Lupin the Third on May 27, 2015 22:36:18 GMT -5
*reads the entirety of this thread.*
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