Boozeman
Team Rocket
Hair and makeup on fleek
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Post by Boozeman on May 27, 2015 15:06:12 GMT -5
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on May 27, 2015 15:30:47 GMT -5
Someone told Eva, that if you have some Samoan in you, WWE will push you.
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The Yes Man
Unicron
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by The Yes Man on May 27, 2015 15:33:09 GMT -5
Rock is way too hot for her. Err, I mean she's..
Yeah.
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Post by abjordans on May 27, 2015 15:33:20 GMT -5
Did Rocky swoop that? Otherwise, I am sure he could find a single girl as hot or hotter to take to his premeire. Or, is this maybe a promotional thing WWE talked him into?
Also, The Rock's suit is FRESH.
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Post by JTG Fan on May 27, 2015 15:39:56 GMT -5
>2015 >Not knowing Dwayne Johnson is gay
bruh
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on May 27, 2015 15:43:38 GMT -5
Given the cagey nature of the thread's title I honestly expected this thread to confirm Kevin Nash's suspicions
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Post by Hit Girl on May 27, 2015 15:45:24 GMT -5
No, please god, no.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on May 27, 2015 15:45:49 GMT -5
She looks like a mannequin. Are we sure that's not a mannequin? Maybe it's a promotional tie-in to WWE Studios' next film project. A remake of a classic 1980s movie with the Rock starring in the role once played by Andrew McCarthy. The plot involves him bringing around a lifeless figure everywhere he goes trying to convince everybody that the person is really alive.
Of course the film I'm talking about is "Weekend at Bernie's".
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 27, 2015 15:50:40 GMT -5
>2015 >Not knowing Dwayne Johnson is gay bruh He was married for 10 years and has a daughter. At most, he's bi.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 15:53:41 GMT -5
Somewhere in California, Jonathan just removed his Alpha Hat and put on a Beta Hat.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 15:54:18 GMT -5
*insert cliche Rock wrestling move sex joke here*
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Post by JTG Fan on May 27, 2015 15:54:38 GMT -5
>2015 >Not knowing Dwayne Johnson is gay bruh He was married for 10 years and has a daughter. At most, he's bi. Counterpoint, this is is wife now:
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 15:56:17 GMT -5
He must be doing bad. He's hit Rock Bottom if he's with Eva
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Post by Racksman on May 27, 2015 16:01:26 GMT -5
Given the cagey nature of the thread's title I honestly expected this thread to confirm Kevin Nash's suspicions What were his suspicions? That The Dwayne is "a li'l funny"?
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 27, 2015 16:01:43 GMT -5
He was married for 10 years and has a daughter. At most, he's bi. Counterpoint, this is is wife now: Clearly they still hit the same gyms.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on May 27, 2015 16:04:04 GMT -5
I haven't watched Total Divas since the Bryan/Bella wedding. Are Eva and her husband divorced/separated now?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on May 27, 2015 16:06:33 GMT -5
#EVAEXPRESS #ALLREDEVERYTHING
Hop on or get left behind, marks.
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Post by Shy Guy on May 27, 2015 16:07:27 GMT -5
she still has her ring on....
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 16:15:38 GMT -5
What's really happening was The Rock was introducing Eva Marie to all of Hollywood's big time producers and directors and Eva Marie is going to be the next big actress in Hollywood. Eat your heart out Jennifer Lawrence!
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 27, 2015 16:33:44 GMT -5
I thought it was going to be Roman Reigns
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