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Post by Jacy Derangement Syndrome on May 29, 2015 21:49:34 GMT -5
Dale's more of a "Guitar Pro while I'm half asleep" kind of guy. Serg, however, is The Beatles of the men's room. Hey, Jude... *flush* I can genuinely picture how a Serg + Dale version of Hey Jude would sound. HEY JUDE DON'T MAKE IT BEWM *inaudible words and nu-metal chugging*
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on May 29, 2015 21:49:49 GMT -5
Man, they are putting over Angle like late 2014 Reigns as in riding that dick into the sunset. But not even a combination of Roman and Cena would be booked as strong as Angle is.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 21:50:46 GMT -5
Man, they are putting over Angle like late 2014 Reigns as in riding that dick into the sunset. But not even a combination of Roman and Cena would be booked as strong as Angle is. True...how long until Angle beats the whole roster?
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Post by tenshi on May 29, 2015 21:50:43 GMT -5
Man, they are putting over Angle like late 2014 Reigns as in riding that dick into the sunset. KURT AN-GLE! THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST PECS KURT AN-GLE! THE GUY WHO HAS LOTS OF SEX KURT AN-GLE! THE GUY WHO IS GETTING DRUNK KURT AN-GLE! THE GUY WHO'S FIGHTING A BUM
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Post by tenshi on May 29, 2015 21:51:18 GMT -5
Kurt's superpower: able to dodge police detectors in a single bound Moonsaulting off high places has to count for something, right?
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 21:52:18 GMT -5
Kurt Angle vs Eric Young in a Whiskey and half a steak on a pole match set for next week.
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Post by lionheart21 on May 29, 2015 21:53:34 GMT -5
"I hate you so much! I'm gonna put you in a wrestling move now!"
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Post by tenshi on May 29, 2015 21:54:19 GMT -5
Kurt would win this match instantly if he threatens to shower Eric in the middle of the ring.
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Post by Demented on May 29, 2015 21:54:20 GMT -5
I can genuinely picture how a Serg + Dale version of Hey Jude would sound. HEY JUDE DON'T MAKE IT BEWM *inaudible words and nu-metal chugging* Their version of Helter Skelter would be something. WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOMfgdsyrtgrdgtrewtyewtye *guitar riff* Serg: I think we've made gold today. Dale: I think Storm has a new theme. Mickie: Ah, hell no. Serg/Dale: MICKIE? Mickie: You morons realizes this is the women's bathroom? Serg/Dale: f***. ... ... Mickie: GET OUT OF HERE!
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Post by jimmyjames on May 29, 2015 21:55:10 GMT -5
The pain Kurt's going through is kind of like the pain we've had listening to the commentary.
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Post by Injustice45 on May 29, 2015 21:55:18 GMT -5
Looks like EY played a SmackDown game before this match; he stored those two finishers just to steal Kurt's.
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Post by lionheart21 on May 29, 2015 21:55:33 GMT -5
I can genuinely picture how a Serg + Dale version of Hey Jude would sound. HEY JUDE DON'T MAKE IT BEWM *inaudible words and nu-metal chugging* Their version of Helter Skelter would be something. WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOMfgdsyrtgrdgtrewtyewtye *guitar riff* Serg: I think we've made gold today. Dale: I think Storm has a new theme. Mickie: Ah, hell no. Serg/Dale: MICKIE? Mickie: You morons realizes this is the women's bathroom? Serg/Dale: f***. ... ... Mickie: GET OUT OF HERE! "We were gonna use the men's room but Angelina and Velvet got there first."
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Post by tenshi on May 29, 2015 21:55:42 GMT -5
Here I am, waiting for ODB to show up and quit on Eric's behalf.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 29, 2015 21:56:06 GMT -5
He technically is, when the NWA split itself from TNA Kurt won the TNA title The TNA title was awarded to Christian, and then Kurt won it from him. So wouldn't Christian be the first TNA World Champ? Prior to the three way between Kurt, Christian and Sting they were still with NWA, the NWA president at the time stripped Christian so the the three way determined who was going to the be first "TNA" champion. Christian is the last NWATNA champion
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Post by Demented on May 29, 2015 21:56:14 GMT -5
Dumbass Kurt.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2015 21:56:15 GMT -5
COME ON, KURT! DO IT FOR AMERICA!
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Post by thetower52 on May 29, 2015 21:56:17 GMT -5
Seriously???
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 29, 2015 21:56:36 GMT -5
Time for Super Kurt to kick in now
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Post by jimmyjames on May 29, 2015 21:56:43 GMT -5
So Kurt doesn't even know the rules for the match he's in. Genius.
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Post by Demented on May 29, 2015 21:57:28 GMT -5
EY gives us fake crazy people a bad name.
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